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Topic: Science > Physics
User: "S. Enterprize Company"
Date: 09 Jul 2003 04:04:08 AM
Object: Who is Smart1234?
Who is Smart1234?
I am Co-Creator of this planet and this universe. My number is 444. I was
born at 4:44 pm and conceived the 4 month the 4th day , the 4th hour. My
original name has numeric code 444. I am assistant to the most high God, in the
creation.
All science must change because the creation is as stated in The Smart
Model. I turned down the position of arch-angel to be a lowly human suffering
helpful servant. I even saw myself with the other angels. My wings were
arch-angel level size compared to the others angels. The Angel of The Lord is
way beyond me although. I saw Him. His size and wing size are about the size of
a large building.
I have been rejected and made to be nothing. This world belongs to The
Creator and Co-Creators.
This world will be converted to The Smart World for The Creator. Even if
you look now, most things are being called, Smart this and Smart that.... .
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User: "kogs"

Title: Re: Who is Smart1234? 10 Jul 2003 04:11:13 AM
"S. Enterprize Company" <smart1234@aol.com> wrote in message
news:20030709050408.21005.00000092@mb-m10.aol.com...

Who is Smart1234?

I am Co-Creator of this planet and this universe. My number is 444. I

was

born at 4:44 pm and conceived the 4 month the 4th day , the 4th hour. My
original name has numeric code 444. I am assistant to the most high God,

in the

creation.
All science must change because the creation is as stated in The Smart
Model. I turned down the position of arch-angel to be a lowly human

suffering

helpful servant. I even saw myself with the other angels. My wings were
arch-angel level size compared to the others angels. The Angel of The Lord

is

way beyond me although. I saw Him. His size and wing size are about the

size of

a large building.
I have been rejected and made to be nothing. This world belongs to The
Creator and Co-Creators.
This world will be converted to The Smart World for The Creator. Even

if

you look now, most things are being called, Smart this and Smart that....

..




S. Enterprize Co. (Membership)
http://www.s-enterprize.com/
S. Enterprize (Science Journal)
http://smart1234.s-enterprize.com/


Hello Smart1234, this is God. What the hell do you think you are doing
taking credit for my work? I quantumly created Heaven and the Cosmos with a
single thought! I will admit, I do like "Get Smart." That Max, what a
cut-up. Ummm... Back to my point. Do you want me to open a can-of-wrath on
you? Never, never, take credit for creation. If you knew what a huge
headache creation was. And the apocalypse next week... Ummm... Forget I
mentioned that. But watch it buddy!
.
User: "S. Enterprize Company"

Title: Re: Who is Smart1234? 10 Jul 2003 04:40:27 AM

"S. Enterprize Company" <smart1234@aol.com> wrote in message
news:20030709050408.21005.00000092@mb-m10.aol.com...

Who is Smart1234?

I am Co-Creator of this planet and this universe. My number is 444. I

was

born at 4:44 pm and conceived the 4 month the 4th day , the 4th hour. My
original name has numeric code 444. I am assistant to the most high God,

in the

creation.
All science must change because the creation is as stated in The Smart
Model. I turned down the position of arch-angel to be a lowly human

suffering

helpful servant. I even saw myself with the other angels. My wings were
arch-angel level size compared to the others angels. The Angel of The Lord

is

way beyond me although. I saw Him. His size and wing size are about the

size of

a large building.
I have been rejected and made to be nothing. This world belongs to The
Creator and Co-Creators.
This world will be converted to The Smart World for The Creator. Even

if

you look now, most things are being called, Smart this and Smart that....

.




S. Enterprize Co. (Membership)
http://www.s-enterprize.com/
S. Enterprize (Science Journal)
http://smart1234.s-enterprize.com/



Hello Smart1234, this is God. What the hell do you think you are doing
taking credit for my work? I quantumly

quantum threw God out of public schools, (duh) remember...
created Heaven and the Cosmos with a

single thought! I will admit, I do like "Get Smart." That Max, what a
cut-up. Ummm... Back to my point. Do you want me to open a can-of-wrath on
you? Never, never, take credit for creation. If you knew what a huge
headache creation was. And the apocalypse next week... Ummm... Forget I
mentioned that. But watch it buddy!

Oh I don't take credit for creation, QM atheists do.



S. Enterprize Co. (Membership)
http://www.s-enterprize.com/
S. Enterprize (Science Journal)
http://smart1234.s-enterprize.com/
.
User: "kogs"

Title: Re: Who is Smart1234? 10 Jul 2003 09:46:29 PM
"S. Enterprize Company" <smart1234@aol.com> wrote in message
news:20030710054027.03052.00000052@mb-m29.aol.com...

"S. Enterprize Company" <smart1234@aol.com> wrote in message
news:20030709050408.21005.00000092@mb-m10.aol.com...

Who is Smart1234?

I am Co-Creator of this planet and this universe. My number is 444.

I

was

born at 4:44 pm and conceived the 4 month the 4th day , the 4th hour.

My

original name has numeric code 444. I am assistant to the most high

God,

in the

creation.
All science must change because the creation is as stated in The

Smart

Model. I turned down the position of arch-angel to be a lowly human

suffering

helpful servant. I even saw myself with the other angels. My wings were
arch-angel level size compared to the others angels. The Angel of The

Lord

is

way beyond me although. I saw Him. His size and wing size are about the

size of

a large building.
I have been rejected and made to be nothing. This world belongs to

The

Creator and Co-Creators.
This world will be converted to The Smart World for The Creator.

Even

if

you look now, most things are being called, Smart this and Smart

that....

.




S. Enterprize Co. (Membership)
http://www.s-enterprize.com/
S. Enterprize (Science Journal)
http://smart1234.s-enterprize.com/



Hello Smart1234, this is God. What the hell do you think you are doing
taking credit for my work? I quantumly

quantum threw God out of public schools, (duh) remember...

created Heaven and the Cosmos with a

single thought! I will admit, I do like "Get Smart." That Max, what a
cut-up. Ummm... Back to my point. Do you want me to open a can-of-wrath

on

you? Never, never, take credit for creation. If you knew what a huge
headache creation was. And the apocalypse next week... Ummm... Forget I
mentioned that. But watch it buddy!


Oh I don't take credit for creation, QM atheists do.






S. Enterprize Co. (Membership)
http://www.s-enterprize.com/
S. Enterprize (Science Journal)
http://smart1234.s-enterprize.com/


Hello Smart1234. This is God, again. I am love, but there was a night in
1952 that go me so angry. The founders of the "QM atheists," were all
sitting around drinking; Heisenberg, Bohr, Schrodinger and Trini Lopez
(don't ask). They convinced Trini to get his daughters cat. They wanted to
use it in the Schrodinger experiment.
So the drunks took a box and put the cat in it. But instead of using a chain
of events started by particle decay to cause the acid to spill, they took a
bottle of hydrofluoric acid, but it on top of the cardboard box that held
the cat, and began shooting golf balls at the bottle.
I kept making them miss the bottle of acid. It was actually quite funny. For
the first 10 minutes they got so angry. But then they started to get
creeped-out and stopped, vomited, and all passed out in different chairs.
The next morning when Schrodinger took the cat out of the box, it scratched
the hell out of his arm. This, and Sodom and Gomorrah, is proof, don't mess
with me!
.
User: "S. Enterprize Company"

Title: Re: Who is Smart1234? 10 Jul 2003 11:11:07 PM

"S. Enterprize Company" <smart1234@aol.com> wrote in message
news:20030710054027.03052.00000052@mb-m29.aol.com...

"S. Enterprize Company" <smart1234@aol.com> wrote in message
news:20030709050408.21005.00000092@mb-m10.aol.com...

Who is Smart1234?

I am Co-Creator of this planet and this universe. My number is 444.

I

was

born at 4:44 pm and conceived the 4 month the 4th day , the 4th hour.

My

original name has numeric code 444. I am assistant to the most high

God,

in the

creation.
All science must change because the creation is as stated in The

Smart

Model. I turned down the position of arch-angel to be a lowly human

suffering

helpful servant. I even saw myself with the other angels. My wings were
arch-angel level size compared to the others angels. The Angel of The

Lord

is

way beyond me although. I saw Him. His size and wing size are about the

size of

a large building.
I have been rejected and made to be nothing. This world belongs to

The

Creator and Co-Creators.
This world will be converted to The Smart World for The Creator.

Even

if

you look now, most things are being called, Smart this and Smart

that....

.




S. Enterprize Co. (Membership)
http://www.s-enterprize.com/
S. Enterprize (Science Journal)
http://smart1234.s-enterprize.com/



Hello Smart1234, this is God. What the hell do you think you are doing
taking credit for my work? I quantumly

quantum threw God out of public schools, (duh) remember...

created Heaven and the Cosmos with a

single thought! I will admit, I do like "Get Smart." That Max, what a
cut-up. Ummm... Back to my point. Do you want me to open a can-of-wrath

on

you? Never, never, take credit for creation. If you knew what a huge
headache creation was. And the apocalypse next week... Ummm... Forget I
mentioned that. But watch it buddy!


Oh I don't take credit for creation, QM atheists do.






S. Enterprize Co. (Membership)
http://www.s-enterprize.com/
S. Enterprize (Science Journal)
http://smart1234.s-enterprize.com/



Hello Smart1234. This is God, again. I am love, but there was a night in
1952 that go me so angry. The founders of the

I wasn't born yet.
"QM atheists," were all

sitting around drinking; Heisenberg, Bohr, Schrodinger and Trini Lopez

Well, I guess that's part is ok.

(don't ask). They convinced Trini to get his daughters cat. They wanted to
use it in the Schrodinger experiment.



So the drunks took a box and put the cat in it. But instead of using a chain
of events started by particle decay to cause the acid to spill, they took a
bottle of hydrofluoric acid, but it on top of the cardboard box that held
the cat, and began shooting golf balls at the bottle.



I kept making them miss the bottle of acid. It was actually quite funny. For
the first 10 minutes they got so angry. But then they started to get
creeped-out and stopped, vomited, and all passed out in different chairs.

Sorry to hear that.

The next morning when Schrodinger took the cat out of the box, it scratched
the hell out of his arm. This, and Sodom and Gomorrah, is proof, don't mess
with me!


There is one person I hope I never mess with, I'm scared of God but love
Him.
S. Enterprize Co. (Membership)
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S. Enterprize (Science Journal)
http://smart1234.s-enterprize.com/
.




User: "Jim"

Title: Re: Who is Smart1234? 09 Jul 2003 10:08:57 PM
(S. Enterprize Company) wrote:

Who is Smart1234?

I am Co-Creator of this planet and this universe. My number is 444. I was
born at 4:44 pm and conceived the 4 month the 4th day , the 4th hour. My
original name has numeric code 444. I am assistant to the most high God, in the
creation.
All science must change because the creation is as stated in The Smart
Model. I turned down the position of arch-angel to be a lowly human suffering
helpful servant. I even saw myself with the other angels. My wings were
arch-angel level size compared to the others angels. The Angel of The Lord is
way beyond me although. I saw Him. His size and wing size are about the size of
a large building.
I have been rejected and made to be nothing. This world belongs to The
Creator and Co-Creators.
This world will be converted to The Smart World for The Creator. Even if
you look now, most things are being called, Smart this and Smart that.... .



S. Enterprize Co. (Membership)
http://www.s-enterprize.com/
S. Enterprize (Science Journal)
http://smart1234.s-enterprize.com/

Thanks for the laugh.
Jim
.

User: "Gregory L. Hansen"

Title: Re: Who is Smart1234? 09 Jul 2003 11:13:31 AM
In article <20030709050408.21005.00000092@mb-m10.aol.com>,
S. Enterprize Company <smart1234@aol.com> wrote:

Who is Smart1234?

I am Co-Creator of this planet and this universe. My number is 444. I was

I took some pictures of deer at work yesterday. I got number 363 and
number 441. I really wanted the photo of 441 because of his antlers.
Their yellow ear tags are clearly visible in the photos.
--
"Is that plutonium on your gums?"
"Shut up and kiss me!"
-- Marge and Homer Simpson
.
User: "S. Enterprize Company"

Title: Re: Who is Smart1234? 09 Jul 2003 04:02:45 PM

In article <20030709050408.21005.00000092@mb-m10.aol.com>,
S. Enterprize Company <smart1234@aol.com> wrote:

Who is Smart1234?

I am Co-Creator of this planet and this universe. My number is 444. I was


I took some pictures of deer at work yesterday. I got number 363 and
number 441. I really wanted the photo of 441 because of his antlers.
Their yellow ear tags are clearly visible in the photos.

What about number 444?

--
"Is that plutonium on your gums?"
"Shut up and kiss me!"
-- Marge and Homer Simpson

S. Enterprize Co. (Membership)
http://www.s-enterprize.com/
S. Enterprize (Science Journal)
http://smart1234.s-enterprize.com/
.
User: ""

Title: Re: Who is Smart1234? 10 Jul 2003 04:23:34 AM
In article <20030709170245.18633.00000114@mb-m20.aol.com>,
(S. Enterprize Company) wrote:

In article <20030709050408.21005.00000092@mb-m10.aol.com>,
S. Enterprize Company <

> wrote:

Who is Smart1234?

I am Co-Creator of this planet and this universe. My number is 444. I

was


I took some pictures of deer at work yesterday. I got number 363 and
number 441. I really wanted the photo of 441 because of his antlers.
Their yellow ear tags are clearly visible in the photos.


What about number 444?

It's in my mother's freezer.
/BAH
Subtract a hundred and four for e-mail.
.
User: "S. Enterprize Company"

Title: Re: Who is Smart1234? 10 Jul 2003 11:03:29 PM

In article <20030709170245.18633.00000114@mb-m20.aol.com>,
smart1234@aol.com (S. Enterprize Company) wrote:

In article <20030709050408.21005.00000092@mb-m10.aol.com>,
S. Enterprize Company <smart1234@aol.com> wrote:

Who is Smart1234?

I am Co-Creator of this planet and this universe. My number is 444. I

was


I took some pictures of deer at work yesterday. I got number 363 and
number 441. I really wanted the photo of 441 because of his antlers.
Their yellow ear tags are clearly visible in the photos.


What about number 444?


It's in my mother's freezer.

That poor deer.


/BAH

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User: "Xaonon"

Title: Re: Who is Smart1234? 09 Jul 2003 07:11:51 AM
Ned i bach <20030709050408.21005.00000092@mb-m10.aol.com>, S. Enterprize
Company <smart1234@aol.com> teithant i thiw hin:

Who is Smart1234?

A raving lunatic dumbass.
[snip insanity]
--
Xaonon, EAC Chief of Mad Scientists and informal BAAWA, aa #1821, Kibo #: 1
Visit The Nexus Of All Coolness (i.e. my site) at http://xaonon.dyndns.org/
"I am asking you a SERIOUS QUESTION about the LOCATION and CURRENT STATUS of
your pants." -- Penny-Arcade.com
.

User: "pete"

Title: Re: Who is Smart1234? 09 Jul 2003 06:11:36 AM
S. Enterprize Company wrote:

I saw Him. His size and wing size are about the size of
a large building.

But, did you get a good look at his shoes ?
http://www.bundyology.com/hpg/608.html
--
pete
.


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