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"magic math tricks" |
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11 May 2006 11:03:59 PM |
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why do mathematicians never laugh out loud? |
magic math tricks wrote:
No, only 90% of mathematicians are boring. Some are amusing for being
so weird. However, suffice to say that all mathematicians, although
not boring, are bores.
I have never seen a mathematician think or laugh out loud. why?
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| User: "T Wake" |
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| Title: Re: why do mathematicians never laugh out loud? |
12 May 2006 03:33:33 PM |
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"magic math tricks" <markdemers15@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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magic math tricks wrote:
No, only 90% of mathematicians are boring. Some are amusing for being
so weird. However, suffice to say that all mathematicians, although
not boring, are bores.
I have never seen a mathematician think or laugh out loud. why?
Maybe you are blind and deaf?
Either that or you have never actually seen a mathematician.
Based on the fact you are replying to your own posts, I suspect the latter
is true.
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| User: "Hexenmeister" |
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| Title: Re: why do mathematicians never laugh out loud? |
12 May 2006 08:47:53 AM |
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"magic math tricks" <markdemers15@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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| magic math tricks wrote:
| > No, only 90% of mathematicians are boring. Some are amusing for being
| > so weird. However, suffice to say that all mathematicians, although
| > not boring, are bores.
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| I have never seen a mathematician think or laugh out loud. why?
ahaha.... HAHAHAHA... hahahaha....
You wouldn't know a mathematician from an engineer.
LOL!
Androcles
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| User: "Virgil" |
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| Title: Re: why do mathematicians never laugh out loud? |
11 May 2006 11:19:15 PM |
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In article <1147406639.682066.16340@g10g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>,
"magic math tricks" <markdemers15@hotmail.com> wrote:
magic math tricks wrote:
No, only 90% of mathematicians are boring. Some are amusing for being
so weird. However, suffice to say that all mathematicians, although
not boring, are bores.
I have never seen a mathematician think or laugh out loud. why?
Because your mere presence is so depressing that they can't do either in
it?
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| User: "tadchem" |
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| Title: Re: why do mathematicians never laugh out loud? |
12 May 2006 04:27:18 AM |
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They are all laughing behind your back.
Tom Davidson
Richmond, VA
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| User: "Schoenfeld" |
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12 May 2006 06:32:15 AM |
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tadchem wrote:
They are all laughing behind your back.
And history is laughing at them from the future, can you hear it?
Tom Davidson
Richmond, VA
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| User: "magic math tricks" |
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| Title: why are mathematicians so dry in class? |
12 May 2006 11:30:29 AM |
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Schoenfeld wrote:
tadchem wrote:
They are all laughing behind your back.
And history is laughing at them from the future, can you hear it?
Tom Davidson
Richmond, VA
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| User: "tadchem" |
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| Title: Re: why are mathematicians so dry in class? |
12 May 2006 03:06:20 PM |
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Because colleges don't serve beer.
Tom Davidson
Richmond, VA
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| User: "Barry,sl" |
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12 May 2006 05:36:23 PM |
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tadchem wrote:
Because colleges don't serve beer.
They don't?
When did they stop?
Why go to a college at all if it doesn't serve beer?
Barry
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| User: "Chris" |
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13 May 2006 12:15:54 PM |
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BYOB
--
Chris
"Barry,sl" <sasalobo@shaw.ca> wrote in message
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| tadchem wrote:
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| > Because colleges don't serve beer.
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| They don't?
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| When did they stop?
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| Why go to a college at all if it doesn't serve beer?
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| Barry
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: why do mathematicians never laugh out loud? |
11 May 2006 11:49:50 PM |
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Yawn, clueless provinicinal idiot or retard.
I believe your problem might stem from the fact that most
mathematicians and physicists have far more personality than yourslef,
and hence get laid by the pretty girls much more often than you likely
do..
Harry C.
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| User: "" |
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12 May 2006 04:06:36 AM |
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wrote:
Yawn, clueless provinicinal idiot or retard.
I believe your problem might stem from the fact that most
mathematicians and physicists have far more personality than yourslef,
and hence get laid by the pretty girls much more often than you likely
do..
Well, mathematicians are without exception, Archimedes wannabees.
So the only time any of them ever get a piece is when we
nuke something.
Physicists only get laid when Hailburonton has time for a
Cheney tractor race with Bill Clinton.
Harry C.
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| User: "Phlip" |
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| Title: Re: why do mathematicians never laugh out loud? |
12 May 2006 12:35:17 AM |
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magic math tricks wrote:
I have never seen a mathematician think or laugh out loud. why?
I taught TDD to a russian astrophysicist polymath. She did both.
However, I have indeed never seen a mathematician indulge in empty
stereotyping... ;-)
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Phlip
http://c2.com/cgi/wiki?ZeekLand <-- NOT a blog!!!
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: why do mathematicians never laugh out loud? |
12 May 2006 02:44:53 AM |
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I have never seen a mathematician think or laugh out loud. why?
************
How many statements are possible?
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| User: "Barry,sl" |
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12 May 2006 09:19:50 AM |
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magic math tricks wrote:
I have never seen a mathematician think or laugh out loud. why?
I'm a mathematician and I often think out loud.
What's to laugh at anyway?
Barry
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| User: "The World Wide Wade" |
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12 May 2006 10:13:21 AM |
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This thread is proving his point.
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| User: "Randy Poe" |
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12 May 2006 11:35:17 AM |
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magic math tricks wrote:
magic math tricks wrote:
No, only 90% of mathematicians are boring. Some are amusing for being
so weird. However, suffice to say that all mathematicians, although
not boring, are bores.
I have never seen a mathematician think or laugh out loud. why?
Because you've never met a mathematician?
- Randy
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| User: "magic math tricks" |
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14 May 2006 02:08:57 AM |
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maybe you should sell tickets and charge $10 for autographs. can you
autograph my scrap paper dr. math?
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| User: "T Wake" |
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| Title: Re: why do mathematicians never laugh out loud? |
14 May 2006 04:11:39 AM |
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"magic math tricks" <markdemers15@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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maybe you should sell tickets and charge $10 for autographs. can you
autograph my scrap paper dr. math?
Who are you talking to now? Or has your insanity progressed to the point
where you are actually arguing with yourself?
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| User: "magic math tricks" |
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15 May 2006 04:35:55 PM |
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my advisor was a mathematician, rest his soul in imaginary space.
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| User: "Randy Poe" |
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15 May 2006 04:43:06 PM |
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magic math tricks wrote:
my advisor was a mathematician,
You are in high school. You didn't have an advisor.
rest his soul in imaginary space.
Precisely.
- Randy
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| User: "magic math tricks" |
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16 May 2006 03:25:43 AM |
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my advisor was a great man. he huffed and puffed whenever he walked 5
feet, he was so greatly fat. but he could sure crank out equations on
the board off the top of his head fast. so fast nobody can follow,
which made his lectures quite worthless.
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| User: "Holly J. Sommer" |
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| Title: Re: why do mathematicians never laugh out loud? |
12 May 2006 07:02:23 PM |
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magic math tricks wrote:
magic math tricks wrote:
No, only 90% of mathematicians are boring. Some are amusing for being
so weird. However, suffice to say that all mathematicians, although
not boring, are bores.
I have never seen a mathematician think or laugh out loud. why?
Perhaps because you are looking for them in the wrong newsgroups?
How anyone would confuse a mathematician and an accountant is beyond me.
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| User: "Hexenmeister" |
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| Title: Re: why do mathematicians never laugh out loud? |
13 May 2006 02:51:42 AM |
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"Holly J. Sommer" <sommer@mugs.net> wrote in message
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| magic math tricks wrote:
| > magic math tricks wrote:
| >> No, only 90% of mathematicians are boring. Some are amusing for being
| >> so weird. However, suffice to say that all mathematicians, although
| >> not boring, are bores.
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| > I have never seen a mathematician think or laugh out loud. why?
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| Perhaps because you are looking for them in the wrong newsgroups?
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| How anyone would confuse a mathematician and an accountant is beyond me.
I understand...
sci.math,sci.physics.relativity,sci.physics
are magnets for the ... err... shall we say more 'creative' members of
society? ... who cannot distinguish
fact from fiction and then tar and feather others with their own plumage.
Androcles
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