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"Paul Eisner" |
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04 Mar 2005 11:48:32 PM |
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Your Earth physics is PATHETIC !!! |
I'm an alien from outer space and I must really laugh about the
pathetic physics you poor humans believe in.
Our technology is far superiour and you have so many wrong theories
and such a pathetic technology, our invasion force will have no
problem with your world.
Goodbye mankind! Welcome a new colony of the Zrrxxtstra Empire !
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| User: "richard miller" |
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| Title: Re: Your Earth physics is PATHETIC !!! |
05 Mar 2005 08:27:42 AM |
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"Paul Eisner" <insane_pile@yahoo.co.nz> wrote in message
news:d97491c7.0503042148.5e65ee2b@posting.google.com...
I'm an alien from outer space and I must really laugh about the
pathetic physics you poor humans believe in.
Our physics is probably is a tad weak if you are communicating over 100+
light years and know about usenet. Still, you could be an alien currently
residing on this planet. Were you in London in 78?
Our technology is far superiour
like your command of English!
and you have so many wrong theories
I think you mean Astrology
and such a pathetic technology, our invasion force will have no
problem with your world.
That's what you think. I tell you, the Roman Empire thought that when they
invaded Britain. So cold their nadgers froze. Legged it back to Italy by
400AD. I know, I've seen Carry On Caesar.
Goodbye mankind!
Why, where are you going, off so soon?
Welcome a new colony of the Zrrxxtstra Empire !
oh dearie me, dyslexic too.
Having nipped over from sci.math, after several months of absence from
sci.physics, it is refreshing to know nothing much has changed. Mind you, it
is only marginally better on sci.math. What with this chap and his prime
counting algorithm
Is it common that Alien races have English spellings that always seem to
lack vowels?
I liked Archimedes Plut's post on US Supreme .. 10 Commandments.
No Operation Troll? I miss that you know.
Where's Old Man gone? Not the same without a grilling.
Arrividerci Buongiorno
Richard Miller
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| User: "The Ghost In The Machine" |
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| Title: Re: Your Earth physics is PATHETIC !!! |
05 Mar 2005 11:00:03 AM |
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In sci.physics, richard miller
<richard@microscitech.freeserve.co.uk>
wrote
on Sat, 5 Mar 2005 14:27:42 -0000
<d0cfjo$d1g$1@news7.svr.pol.co.uk>:
"Paul Eisner" <insane_pile@yahoo.co.nz> wrote in message
news:d97491c7.0503042148.5e65ee2b@posting.google.com...
I'm an alien from outer space and I must really laugh about the
pathetic physics you poor humans believe in.
Our physics is probably is a tad weak if you are communicating over 100+
light years and know about usenet. Still, you could be an alien currently
residing on this planet. Were you in London in 78?
Our technology is far superiour
like your command of English!
and you have so many wrong theories
I think you mean Astrology
and such a pathetic technology, our invasion force will have no
problem with your world.
That's what you think. I tell you, the Roman Empire thought that when they
invaded Britain. So cold their nadgers froze. Legged it back to Italy by
400AD. I know, I've seen Carry On Caesar.
Goodbye mankind!
Why, where are you going, off so soon?
Welcome a new colony of the Zrrxxtstra Empire !
oh dearie me, dyslexic too.
Having nipped over from sci.math, after several months of absence from
sci.physics, it is refreshing to know nothing much has changed. Mind you, it
is only marginally better on sci.math. What with this chap and his prime
counting algorithm
Ah yes, you've seen him too, then. :-) Mind you, around here
we still have a few hangers-on to that old
maybe-reliable-in-some-other-Universe-but-not-in-this-one Newtonian
light-by-pellet-gun theory, despite massive evidence to the
contrary.
Is it common that Alien races have English spellings that always seem to
lack vowels?
Very common in some books, I would think -- most of them nowadays
sold in sealed plastic bags marked "First Edition".
I liked Archimedes Plut's post on US Supreme .. 10 Commandments.
No Operation Troll? I miss that you know.
Where's Old Man gone? Not the same without a grilling.
Just saw a post or two of his; he's still around.
Arrividerci Buongiorno
Richard Miller
--
#191,
It's still legal to go .sigless.
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| User: "Morituri-|-Max" |
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| Title: Re: Your Earth physics is PATHETIC !!! |
05 Mar 2005 12:21:00 AM |
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"Paul Eisner" <insane_pile@yahoo.co.nz> wrote in message
news:d97491c7.0503042148.5e65ee2b@posting.google.com...
I'm an alien from outer space and I must really laugh about the
pathetic physics you poor humans believe in.
Our technology is far superiour and you have so many wrong theories
and such a pathetic technology, our invasion force will have no
problem with your world.
Strange how your superior technology is limited to spreading your
communications over our primitive internet.
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| User: "Dirk Van de moortel" |
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| Title: Re: Your Earth physics is PATHETIC !!! |
05 Mar 2005 05:01:25 AM |
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"Paul Eisner" <insane_pile@yahoo.co.nz> wrote in message news:d97491c7.0503042148.5e65ee2b@posting.google.com...
I'm an alien from outer space and I must really laugh about the
pathetic physics you poor humans believe in.
Yes, it's quite a mess, but we don't really believe in it;
we merely use it to humbly send ourselves to our little
local moon for a few weeks to find out what it's like.
Our technology is far superiour and you have so many wrong theories
and such a pathetic technology, our invasion force will have no
problem with your world.
So I guess at this stage you're not going to tell us how
you do it.
Never mind, we have seen this happen all the time in
our own history. We have always invaded, replaced
and upgraded the less advanced subparts of our own
civilization. It always hurts, but eventually they either
die out or get used to it.
Goodbye mankind! Welcome a new colony of the
Zrrxxtstra Empire !
We can't wait.
We have no other choice than to say welcome,
whether we mean it or not.
Dirk Vdm
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Your Earth physics is PATHETIC !!! |
05 Mar 2005 05:49:26 AM |
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In article <9kgWd.29627$t91.3097654@phobos.telenet-ops.be>,
"Dirk Van de moortel" <dirkvandemoortel@ThankS-NO-SperM.hotmail.com>
wrote:
"Paul Eisner" <insane_pile@yahoo.co.nz> wrote in message
news:d97491c7.0503042148.5e65ee2b@posting.google.com...
I'm an alien from outer space and I must really laugh about the
pathetic physics you poor humans believe in.
Yes, it's quite a mess, but we don't really believe in it;
we merely use it to humbly send ourselves to our little
local moon for a few weeks to find out what it's like.
Our technology is far superiour and you have so many wrong theories
and such a pathetic technology, our invasion force will have no
problem with your world.
So I guess at this stage you're not going to tell us how
you do it.
Never mind, we have seen this happen all the time in
our own history. We have always invaded, replaced
and upgraded the less advanced subparts of our own
civilization. It always hurts, but eventually they either
die out or get used to it.
Goodbye mankind! Welcome a new colony of the
Zrrxxtstra Empire !
We can't wait.
We have no other choice than to say welcome,
whether we mean it or not.
Ahchoo!
/BAH
Subtract a hundred and four for e-mail.
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| User: "The Anti-Troll" |
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| Title: Re: Your Earth physics is PATHETIC !!! |
05 Mar 2005 09:24:12 PM |
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On 4 Mar 2005, (Paul Eisner) wrote:
I'm an alien from outer space and I must really laugh about the
pathetic physics you poor humans believe in.
Our technology is far superiour and you have so many wrong theories
and such a pathetic technology, our invasion force will have no
problem with your world.
Goodbye mankind! Welcome a new colony of the Zrrxxtstra Empire !
Every month or so, using a fictitious name, this troll floods 5000
newsgroups (all cross-posted to a single low-traffic but unrelated
newsgroup) with superficially relevant comments. The purpose is to disrupt
with off-topic crosspostings.
Like all trolls, he means to annoy and disrupt. The tracking newsgroup is
the way he "keeps score" of how much damage he has caused. Don't put
yourself on display in his trophy case.
Like all trolls, the way to handle him is to IGNORE him.
Take a few minutes of your time and check out the following score cards to
see firsthand what this perverted troll is doing. I promise, you'll be
amazed at just how active and perverted he is. You will see firsthand the
troll's work and his trophies. You will see into the sickness and darkness
of the worst troll on the internet today. Read some of his posts and look
at the headers. You will see than no newsgroup is immune. You will see
flamewars started, some containing over a hundred messages.
Browse the can.uucp newsgroup, his old score card, for Karl-Hugo Weesberg
Browse the is.matur newsgroup, his current score card, for Dan Simper.
Browse the scot.tld newsgroup, his current score card, for Bruno Beam.
Browse the israel.amix newsgroup, his current score card, for Paul Eisner.
He is known as the "anagram troll" because his fictitious names are often
discovered to be anagrams (for example "Dan Simper" is an anagram of
"Spiderman", Bruno Beam is an anagram of "Unabomber").
This guy is a serious troll with a serious problem. Don't be one of his
trophies.
Chances are that I don't subscribe to this newsgroup. I am simply
monitoring the newsgroups the Anagram Troll is using as his score card. Any
posts from me are a result of that monitoring. I normally only post to the
newsgroup being spammed, not to the score card newsgroup, thus I will not
see any replies directly to this post.
Above all, please do not allow him to start a flamewar or extensive
discussion in your newsgroup. He thrives on that. If it is too late, don't
crosspost to his score card newsgroup. That trophy count is his motivation
to continue trolling. Please help stop him in his tracks.
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| User: "Uncle Al" |
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| Title: Re: Your Earth physics is PATHETIC !!! |
05 Mar 2005 12:10:19 PM |
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Paul Eisner wrote:
I'm an alien from outer space
http://www.mazepath.com/uncleal/sunshine.jpg
<http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/youare.swf>
and I must really laugh about the
pathetic physics you poor humans believe in.
A sentence terminated with a proposition is something up with which I
will not put.
Our technology is far superiour and you have so many wrong theories
and such a pathetic technology, our invasion force will have no
problem with your world.
Give it your best shot, moron. We've got 790 million niggers in
Africa,
<http://grid2.cr.usgs.gov/globalpop/africa/Appendix_2.html>
plus 1.1 billion wogs in India and 1.4 billion slopes in China.
Before your gun barrels can cool we'll send in one company of Marine
riflemen to tear you all second assholes, drink your booze stores dry,
and laugh at your fat flabby women. To err is human, to forgive,
divine. Neither one is Marine Corps policy.
Goodbye mankind! Welcome a new colony of the Zrrxxtstra Empire !
You spelled it wrong, schmuck. Mean Mother Green is gonna whack your
pee-pee to Hell.
--
Uncle Al
http://www.mazepath.com/uncleal/
(Toxic URL! Unsafe for children and most mammals)
http://www.mazepath.com/uncleal/qz.pdf
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| User: "robert j. kolker" |
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| Title: Re: Your Earth physics is PATHETIC !!! |
06 Mar 2005 05:41:53 PM |
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Uncle Al wrote:
Give it your best shot, moron. We've got 790 million niggers in
Africa,
You are off by a factor of two. Half of them have died of AIDS.
Bob Kolker
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| User: "RP" |
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| Title: Re: Your Earth physics is PATHETIC !!! |
05 Mar 2005 12:07:18 AM |
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Paul Eisner wrote:
I'm an alien from outer space and I must really laugh about the
pathetic physics you poor humans believe in.
Our technology is far superiour and you have so many wrong theories
and such a pathetic technology, our invasion force will have no
problem with your world.
Goodbye mankind! Welcome a new colony of the Zrrxxtstra Empire !
If you were able to get here, then I don't doubt it for a minute :)
PS, please spare me, as I am likewise not particularly impressed.
Richard Perry
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| User: "E.A." |
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| Title: Re: Your Earth physics is PATHETIC !!! |
05 Mar 2005 05:14:13 AM |
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Paul Eisner wrote:
I'm an alien from outer space and I must really laugh about the
pathetic physics you poor humans believe in.
Our technology is far superiour and you have so many wrong theories
and such a pathetic technology, our invasion force will have no
problem with your world.
Goodbye mankind! Welcome a new colony of the Zrrxxtstra Empire !
We may have pathetic physics but we humans have the
power to create and uncreate reality. Whereas you
need to build ships to travel. We can alter the
structure of space/time itself. Whereas you can only
work in 3D + 1D. We can control the entire 11 M-Theory
Dimensions with our mind. It is for these reasons
that some of your comrades arrived on earth to
abduct some humans. Because you think by studying
them and creating hybrids you'd learn the secrets.
You will not. We humans have souls composing of
higher dimensional fabric and you only have the
lower aspect of us. Come in peace and humbleness and
we will teach you, upgrade you and make you evolve to
the glorious reality that only we humans can experience.
In a nutshell. We humans are Gods waiting to be born.
"Behold, the Kingdom of Heaven is Within You".
E.A.
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