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Topic: Games > Poker
User: "Mark B [Diputsur]"
Date: 04 Feb 2008 01:49:28 PM
Object: Nice deal retard!
I was playing in an STT on FTP last night... 9 handed
4.40 with 2 spots paying - 1st: $26 token / 2nd: $10
I had the CL 4 handed, but managed to donk off most
of my stack when the SB just completed with AA and
then checked it to me (I flopped top pair) Ten hands
later IGH in 4th... but decided to watch the table play
out.
When it gets heads up, stacks are around 8000 to
5000 when the shorter stack offers the CL a deal:
You give me the token, and I'll ship you an extra $5.
$36 in the prizepool, only a retard would agree to
give away the chiplead for $15, right? I couldn't
believe my eyes when the CL said OK and proceeded
to raise fold for a 2nd place finish!
I didn't say anything while this was going on, but I
did find the guy on another table after that game
finished and told him the error of his ways... you'd
think I'd get a thank you, but no... he ignored me!
I guess he didn't appreciate me starting my
sentence with "Hey Retard", but if the shoe fits, right?
Anyway, just want to make sure you dopes run the
numbers in your head before accepting any deals...
there are a lot of Perry Friedmans out there that will
try to rape you if given the chance!!! Don't be a
donkeyban, run the numbers before accepting a deal.
Mark
--
www.myspace.com/diputsur
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User: "DG7777"

Title: Re: Nice deal retard! 04 Feb 2008 07:19:41 PM
I call people retards all teh time dont worry about it
On Feb 4 2008 1:49 PM, Mark B [Diputsur] wrote:

I was playing in an STT on FTP last night... 9 handed
4.40 with 2 spots paying - 1st: $26 token / 2nd: $10

I had the CL 4 handed, but managed to donk off most
of my stack when the SB just completed with AA and
then checked it to me (I flopped top pair) Ten hands
later IGH in 4th... but decided to watch the table play
out.

When it gets heads up, stacks are around 8000 to
5000 when the shorter stack offers the CL a deal:

You give me the token, and I'll ship you an extra $5.
$36 in the prizepool, only a retard would agree to
give away the chiplead for $15, right? I couldn't
believe my eyes when the CL said OK and proceeded
to raise fold for a 2nd place finish!

I didn't say anything while this was going on, but I
did find the guy on another table after that game
finished and told him the error of his ways... you'd
think I'd get a thank you, but no... he ignored me!

I guess he didn't appreciate me starting my
sentence with "Hey Retard", but if the shoe fits, right?

Anyway, just want to make sure you dopes run the
numbers in your head before accepting any deals...
there are a lot of Perry Friedmans out there that will
try to rape you if given the chance!!! Don't be a
donkeyban, run the numbers before accepting a deal.

Mark
--
http://www.myspace.com/diputsur

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User: "Nick Wool"

Title: Re: Nice deal retard! 04 Feb 2008 04:59:46 PM
On Feb 4 2008 7:49 PM, Mark B [Diputsur] wrote:
You nosy fucker.  HTF will I be able to screw these retards from on if you post 
advice like this?
http://nickspokerblog.myblog.com/
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User: "estebanAA"

Title: Re: Nice deal retard! 04 Feb 2008 04:20:49 PM
o0o
On Feb 4 2008 1:49 PM, Mark B [Diputsur] wrote:

I was playing in an STT on FTP last night... 9 handed
4.40 with 2 spots paying - 1st: $26 token / 2nd: $10

I had the CL 4 handed, but managed to donk off most
of my stack when the SB just completed with AA and
then checked it to me (I flopped top pair) Ten hands
later IGH in 4th... but decided to watch the table play
out.

When it gets heads up, stacks are around 8000 to
5000 when the shorter stack offers the CL a deal:

You give me the token, and I'll ship you an extra $5.
$36 in the prizepool, only a retard would agree to
give away the chiplead for $15, right? I couldn't
believe my eyes when the CL said OK and proceeded
to raise fold for a 2nd place finish!

I didn't say anything while this was going on, but I
did find the guy on another table after that game
finished and told him the error of his ways... you'd
think I'd get a thank you, but no... he ignored me!

I guess he didn't appreciate me starting my
sentence with "Hey Retard", but if the shoe fits, right?

Anyway, just want to make sure you dopes run the
numbers in your head before accepting any deals...
there are a lot of Perry Friedmans out there that will
try to rape you if given the chance!!! Don't be a
donkeyban, run the numbers before accepting a deal.

Mark
--
http://www.myspace.com/diputsur

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