Allah bless the USA!!!
OBITUARY
CAIRO, EGYPT - One of al-Qaeda's biggest big shots in Afghanistan, one Abu
Laith al-Libi (Abu, The Libyan) was recently sent off in a large pink cloud
to see if Allah really exists.
A recent bombing in the tribal area of Afghanistan where 10 or 12 al-Queda
terrorist Taliban had their village goat social and gab-fest interupted by a
Yankee-sounding loud bang was supposedly the event where Abu got his
membership in al-Queda cancelled.
While his death cannot be confirmed due to the widely scattered nature of
al-Libi's remains, and the fact that his goat tags had not been found,
al-Queda sources said that al-Libi's mother had been advised to cross his
name off on the islamic score sheet near her prayer rug, and to take her
magic marker out and put decorative islamic "X's" where his eyes were on the
recent photo that Abu had sent to his mother from his hideout in Kandahar.
Condolences can be sent to the family via Instead
of floral offerings, the family said that cash and/or explosives are
preferred and can be given to the Abu al-Libi fund at your local religion of
peace mosques.
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