If you were wondering who could still be supporting George W. Bush
after three and a half years of war, terror, the alienation of the
United States in the world community, the systematic screwing of the
poor, the borrow-and-spend economic policies, the vast federal
deficit, the destruction of the environment, and... well, you get the
picture - here's a quick snapshot of what we're up against in
November.

PhillyBurbs.com ran a short piece last week about Bush supporters who
gathered at a house party to hear ***** Cheney speak to the faithful
via conference call.

Their thoughts?

Said Crystal Robison, "It was better to take the war there and help
the Iraqi people than have the war here."

Sure thing, because the best way to help the Iraqi people is kill them
and blow up their cities.

Disgusted with the American media's pro-liberal bias (ha ha), Phyllis
Bristol said, "It's gotten to the point where I don't want to listen
to it anymore."

You mean now they've stopped literally cheerleading for war and have
started to mention that people are getting killed?

Said her husband, "It concerns me deeply that so much of our public
talk is aiding and abetting the enemy."

Ah, I see the Bristols have found a fair-and-balanced media
alternative in Sean Hannity!

And 28-year-old college student Linda Wile said, "I do trust that our
leaders have some knowledge that leads them to decisions that are
honorable."