Have you seen this James?

George W. Bush was 'Cheerleader' at
Phillips Andover Academy, better known as
Andover, a coeducational, independent
boarding high school known for its
extensive and rigorous academic program.

Here's a photo of George "bringing 'em on"
at Andover:

But what's special is that the new George
W. Bush, Action Figure 'Presidential
Cheerleader' is available at MWO Toys,Inc

See it here:
http://www.bartcop.com/doll-cheer.jpg

John Manning




James Hall wrote:

To Whom It May Concern; {at info@blueboxtoys.com}

Below is a response that a member of your customer
relations department sent to an unhappy American who
voiced his/her disapproval and disppointment with one
of your latest products.

"We acknowledge receipt of your email regarding
our George W Bush figure. We appreciate your
comments and acknowledge your right to hold your
opinion on this matter.

Since the release of the product we have received
numerous correspondence complimenting the
product and wishing to purchase it as well as those,
such as yourself, who hold a different opinion.

As manufacturers of goods available to the broader
community, we do not seek to make moral or
political judgements on the community or
individuals and simply offer this product as an
accurate depiction of the events occurring in May
of the year 2003.

Once again we thank you for your comments.

Best Regards,
bbi Customer Relations - CL"

The product in question is the "how-to-lower-the-
standards-of-a-once-honourable-nation-through-crass-
commericialism-by-depicting-a-moronic-semi-literate-
fascist-asskissing-corporate-bum-boy-as-anything-
other-than-a-despicable-human-bean".

The response is a piece of well-crafted corporatism,
however, I find the following sentence,

"As manufacturers of goods available to the
broader community, we do not seek to make moral
or political judgements on the community or
individuals and simply offer this product as an
accurate depiction of the events occurring in May
of the year 2003."

a perfect example of the ***** axiom "truth in
advertising" and somewhat less than forthright.

Shall we forego the circular discusssion whereby you
inform me that your company would be sued if it lies ?
Excellent.

The lie is not the "dollie', aside from the "stretching" of
the reality of the moron's world, it is that your company
states that it makes no MORAL judgments {I choose
to pass on the political reference for so many reasons,
all of them, well, are political - oh my, eh}.

You and your fellow employees made a moral judgment,
well actually you made a number of moral judgments.
You chose to produce a product represenative of such
low standards. You did so knowing that a fool a his/her
money are easily parted, which drags in another bit of
morality, greed is a god/dog.

However you did succeed in covering the new-age
morality - hey let's do it before someone else does,
along with if it ain't indictable run with for all it is worth.

As they say in the boardrooms and down on the street -
fucking *****. If I have to explain myself regarding this
then not only are you corrupt {you by extension 'cause
a corporation has no sentiment which makes it more
prized than a human bean and many times more dangerous}
but also you are as dumb as a bag of nails; nails without
any heads.

Yes, you may rest assured that I will not buy the moron
dress-up dollie {have you seen the parody moron-as-a-
cheerleader dollie ?, excellent, near brilliant given that
the moron was once a cheerleader but NEVER a figure
of action}.

Furthermore, if and when I see this over-priced waste of
more of our fast-depleting natural resources I will make
every attempt to humiliate everyone involved.

I have the following questions.

Who is getting the royalty cheques ?

Should this ***** of a moron be removed from office
will your company give the world a "second", more
truthful rendition, of your "we-make-no-moral-judgments"
dollie ?

Is your company considering a line of accessories ?

If so I suggest the following: a very large bible {what the
heck, hook up with a religious publishing house and issue
the real deal}, a well-crafted spoon and a copy of a
rolled-up $1000.00 U.S. bill for coking about town, a
really neat designer jacket for "taking flight but not actually
for flying", and, of course, a horse {make it a pony for all
your consumers would care or notice}.

Thanking you in advance for your kind and professional
attention.

I remain,

James A. Hall
www.celebsoncels.com

Pls. note copies of this e-mail will be posted all over the
internet, as I deem fit.