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"kill terrarrissss" |
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01 Sep 2006 07:16:31 PM |
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Al-Qaeda's No. 114 Killed On Office Depot Run |
Al-Qaeda's No. 114 Killed On Office Depot Run
August 31, 2006
BALTIMORE — The FBI has announced that Jalal Dawoud, a suspected
al-Qaeda lieutenant, was killed in a single-car accident while en
route to procure miscellaneous office supplies Tuesday. "The DHS is
proud to announce that this man, ranked No. 114 in al-Qaeda's
terrorist organization, was fetching some toner and a box of gel pens,
but was struck and killed before he could carry out his orders," said
FBI Agent Lloyd Hopkinsen, who led a team of 36 investigators to the
accident scene. "This is an important victory in the war against
terror." The driver who struck Dawoud, livery cab driver and
al-Qaeda's suspected No. 54 man Stefan Abu Ali, was treated for minor
injuries and released from a Baltimore hospital.
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/52116
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| User: "Roger" |
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| Title: Re: Al-Qaeda's No. 114 Killed On Office Depot Run |
02 Sep 2006 08:07:30 AM |
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#115 and below just got a promotion.
"kill terrarrissss" <terrarrissssuck@bush.gov> wrote in message
news:iajhf29rg160d2c0v7908s93rr9qh1kbml@4ax.com...
Al-Qaeda's No. 114 Killed On Office Depot Run
August 31, 2006
BALTIMORE - The FBI has announced that Jalal Dawoud, a suspected
al-Qaeda lieutenant, was killed in a single-car accident while en
route to procure miscellaneous office supplies Tuesday. "The DHS is
proud to announce that this man, ranked No. 114 in al-Qaeda's
terrorist organization, was fetching some toner and a box of gel pens,
but was struck and killed before he could carry out his orders," said
FBI Agent Lloyd Hopkinsen, who led a team of 36 investigators to the
accident scene. "This is an important victory in the war against
terror." The driver who struck Dawoud, livery cab driver and
al-Qaeda's suspected No. 54 man Stefan Abu Ali, was treated for minor
injuries and released from a Baltimore hospital.
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/52116
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| User: "Dennis M" |
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| Title: Re: Al-Qaeda's No. 114 Killed On Office Depot Run |
01 Sep 2006 11:39:38 PM |
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In article <iajhf29rg160d2c0v7908s93rr9qh1kbml@4ax.com>, kill terrarrissss
<terrarrissssuck@bush.gov> wrote:
Al-Qaeda's No. 114 Killed On Office Depot Run
August 31, 2006
BALTIMORE — The FBI has announced that Jalal Dawoud, a suspected
al-Qaeda lieutenant, was killed in a single-car accident while en
route to procure miscellaneous office supplies Tuesday. "The DHS is
proud to announce that this man, ranked No. 114 in al-Qaeda's
terrorist organization, was fetching some toner and a box of gel pens,
but was struck and killed before he could carry out his orders," said
FBI Agent Lloyd Hopkinsen, who led a team of 36 investigators to the
accident scene. "This is an important victory in the war against
terror." The driver who struck Dawoud, livery cab driver and
al-Qaeda's suspected No. 54 man Stefan Abu Ali, was treated for minor
injuries and released from a Baltimore hospital.
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/52116
Sometimes truth is funnier than satire. There's a story on my local
(Nashville) late news about a Mexican "law enforcement officer" who only
had a permit to travel 25 miles into the US getting pulled over on the
Interstate for following too closely and busted after several pounds of
marijuana was discovered in his vehicle.
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