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"Somebody Somewhere" |
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21 May 2006 10:42:27 PM |
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America 2009 |
It's midnight at Barksdale Air Force Base. Ten fully-loaded B-52 heavy
bombers rumble down the runway and ascend into the humid Louisiana sky.
Their deafening roar shatters the peaceful night. Soon they will be
high over their targets on the Mexican side of the border where they
will unload their generous gift of 750-pound iron bombs on the
unsuspecting Mexican cucaracha trying to sneak across the border under
the cover of dakness.
168 illegal Mexican immigrants carefully and stealthily advance towards
the border 86 miles southeast of El Paso. It is pitch black, and the
desert is peacefully silent except for the crickets. Only 1 kilometer
to go and they will be in the USA. Their spirits couldn't be higher.
Suddenly, the night turns into hell on earth. BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM ..... The
ground shakes uncontrollably. The sky turns bright red and yellow as
explosions surround them. The mighty B-52s, flying too high to be seen
or heard, rain their steel death down on the invading scum. The
illegals run around in panic and confusion, shitting their pants and
not knowing where to go or what to do. Their fear is short-lived. BOOM
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM. Direct hit. Nothing much remains of them. Mission
accomplished.
Tonight is the 5th night of Operation Alamo, the wide-scale carpet
bombing of the Mexican side of the border ordered by the new American
president who came out of virtually nowhere in 2008 to win a landslide
election over his Republican and Democrat opponents. White America's
bloodless revolution against the do-nothing, minority-coddling, illegal
immigrant-coddling Republican and Democrat parties took the whole world
by surprise. Finally, after 50 years, White Americans again have a
government that actually represents them and is eager to do the will of
the people.
While exact target planning methods are classified, we do know that the
targets and bombing schedules are selected to achieve maximum surprise
and results. Illegal immigration has already slowed down significantly,
and some areas of extreme northern Mexico are nothing but craters.
When Mexico protested, the president told them the bombing will
continue until Mexico stops invading the USA.
Meanwhile, all illegal immigrants are being rounded up and deported, at
gunpoint if necessary. U.S. citizens have also been empowered to make
citizen's arrest of illegal aliens. The president's approval rating is
93%. The future looks rosy.
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| User: "Ramon F Herrera" |
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| Title: Re: America 2009 |
22 May 2006 11:19:50 PM |
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It's midnight at Barksdale Air Force Base.
Does anyone out there fail to see the similarity between this fantasy
and the stories told to justify the russian pogroms and the
persecutions that led to the Warsaw getto?
With so many intelligent people at this anti-immigration NG, I though
many would see the similarities...
-Ramon
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| User: "T Jr Hardman" |
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| Title: Re: America 2009 |
22 May 2006 04:20:37 PM |
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Somebody Somewhere wrote:
It's midnight at Barksdale Air Force Base. Ten fully-loaded B-52 heavy
bombers rumble down the runway and ascend into the humid Louisiana sky.
Their deafening roar shatters the peaceful night. Soon they will be
high over their targets on the Mexican side of the border where they
will unload their generous gift of 750-pound iron bombs on the
unsuspecting Mexican cucaracha trying to sneak across the border under
the cover of dakness.
168 illegal Mexican immigrants carefully and stealthily advance towards
the border 86 miles southeast of El Paso. It is pitch black, and the
desert is peacefully silent except for the crickets. Only 1 kilometer
to go and they will be in the USA. Their spirits couldn't be higher.
Suddenly, the night turns into hell on earth. BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM ..... The
ground shakes uncontrollably. The sky turns bright red and yellow as
explosions surround them. The mighty B-52s, flying too high to be seen
or heard, rain their steel death down on the invading scum. The
illegals run around in panic and confusion, shitting their pants and
not knowing where to go or what to do. Their fear is short-lived. BOOM
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM. Direct hit. Nothing much remains of them. Mission
accomplished.
Tonight is the 5th night of Operation Alamo, the wide-scale carpet
bombing of the Mexican side of the border ordered by the new American
president who came out of virtually nowhere in 2008 to win a landslide
election over his Republican and Democrat opponents. White America's
bloodless revolution against the do-nothing, minority-coddling, illegal
immigrant-coddling Republican and Democrat parties took the whole world
by surprise. Finally, after 50 years, White Americans again have a
government that actually represents them and is eager to do the will of
the people.
While exact target planning methods are classified, we do know that the
targets and bombing schedules are selected to achieve maximum surprise
and results. Illegal immigration has already slowed down significantly,
and some areas of extreme northern Mexico are nothing but craters.
When Mexico protested, the president told them the bombing will
continue until Mexico stops invading the USA.
Meanwhile, all illegal immigrants are being rounded up and deported, at
gunpoint if necessary. U.S. citizens have also been empowered to make
citizen's arrest of illegal aliens. The president's approval rating is
93%. The future looks rosy.
So did Hitler's in late 1939.
Guess how he ended up?
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It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool
than to speak foolishness and remove all doubt.
--Aesop
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| User: "Xeno Chauvin" |
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| Title: Re: America 2020 |
22 May 2006 09:28:58 PM |
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"T Jr Hardman" <blockspam_thardman@thomashardman.com> wrote in message
news:44722b25$1@news101.his.com...
While "americans" were busily attending Federally mandated Spanish classes
on Wednesday evening, the week after the repeal of the Second Ammedment,
Presidente Guerrero launched Mexican
troops into Los Angeles, Phoenix, San Antonio, Dallas,Chicago
and Houston vowing to "...protect the rights of ethnic Mexicans..."
President Hilary Clinton, recognizing international precedent as established
by Adolph Hitler concurred with the act of the Mexican government in
their invasion to "...protect their people...."
Xeno
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: America 2009 |
22 May 2006 05:39:11 PM |
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Somebody Somewhere wrote:
It's midnight at Barksdale Air Force Base. Ten fully-loaded B-52 heavy
bombers rumble down the runway and ascend into the humid Louisiana sky.
Their deafening roar shatters the peaceful night. Soon they will be
high over their targets on the Mexican side of the border where they
will unload their generous gift of 750-pound iron bombs on the
unsuspecting Mexican cucaracha trying to sneak across the border under
the cover of dakness.
Ten fully loaded B52's? To kill --perhaps-- 180 folks? I suppose the
ratio at Verdun was also somewhere in the same range. If the cost per
dead body is anything like what I suspect it would be your country
would have bankrupted somewhere around 2007. Shoot, just keeping a 60
year old flying platform going would incur stratospheric costs. Heck,
loses just from flying around those crates would pretty soon bring any
bomber offensive to a halt! ROFL!
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| User: "Somebody Somewhere" |
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| Title: Re: America 2009 |
24 May 2006 09:00:05 PM |
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wrote:
Somebody Somewhere wrote:
It's midnight at Barksdale Air Force Base. Ten fully-loaded B-52 heavy
bombers rumble down the runway and ascend into the humid Louisiana sky.
Their deafening roar shatters the peaceful night. Soon they will be
high over their targets on the Mexican side of the border where they
will unload their generous gift of 750-pound iron bombs on the
unsuspecting Mexican cucaracha trying to sneak across the border under
the cover of dakness.
Ten fully loaded B52's? To kill --perhaps-- 180 folks? I suppose the
ratio at Verdun was also somewhere in the same range. If the cost per
dead body is anything like what I suspect it would be your country
would have bankrupted somewhere around 2007. Shoot, just keeping a 60
year old flying platform going would incur stratospheric costs. Heck,
loses just from flying around those crates would pretty soon bring any
bomber offensive to a halt! ROFL!
Only 1 B-52 was needed for the pack of 168 invaders. The other 9 BUFFs
had their own separate targets along the Mexican border. You wouldn't
need months of continuous sorties, a week or two of this would have the
Mexican parasites scared shitless to go anywhere near the border, so
aircraft attrition would be almost nil.
Of course, other types of aircraft were also used, such as the A-10
Warthog attack jet. But the B-52s are what really put the fear of God
in the invading cucaracha. And any invader lucky enough to make it to
the border was usually greeted with a land mine or sniper bullet.
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