In article <V0cIg.981$Cq4.329@newssvr25.news.prodigy.net>,
"Zizek!" <throwshit@bush.net> wrote:

Bush Promotes Axis of Evil--
Calls Iranian President Ahmadinejad 'Evilerdoer'
Furious at Iran's decision to test-fire surface-to-surface missiles and
push
forward with its nuclear program, President George W. Bush today named
Iran
to a newly-formed "Axis of Eviler."

The president said that he had invented the new Axis specifically for
Iran
because "evil does not describe just how evil these folks really are."

Mr. Bush singled out Iranian Mahmud Ahmadinejad for special condemnation,
calling the provocative head of state an "evilerdoer."

The president said that at first he was not sure whether "eviler" or
"evilerdoer" were actually words, "but then I checked with [Secretary of
Defense] Don Rumsfeld who assured me that they were."

While the promotion of Iran from the Axis of Evil to the Axis of Eviler
drew
no initial response from President Ahmadinejad, it sparked an angry
reaction
from North Korean President Kim Jong-Il, who said today, "North Korea
will
not sit idly by and allow another nation to be called eviler than it."

President Kim said that he would double the number of missile tests it
conducts and ramp up its uranium enrichment program in the hopes of being
named to what he called the "Axis of Evilest."

In Washington, reporters asked Mr. Bush if he had unintentionally ignited
a
competition between Iran and North Korea to see which nation could do
eviler
things.

Mr. Bush responded, "Mission accomplished."

Elsewhere, after it was reported that JonBenet Ramsey murder suspect John
Mark Karr was flown first class and dined on fried prawns and champagne,
over one hundred other people came forward to confess to the crime.

http://www.borowitzreport.com/archive_rpt.asp?rec=6571&srch=

Bush is obsessed with "terrists" and want 'em to stop blowing each other,
u'all.

bush sucks and blows. but cheney is the president.

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