Frank Arthur wrote:
You M U S T divide Americans into two labels:
Democrats = Bad
Conservatives = Good
Devisiveness will make America strong!
Heck, just last week Donald Dumsfeld claimed that 2/3rds of Americans
are bad for supporting terrorism! Isn't the root of the problem the
fact that the Bush regime is composed mostly of extremists? Bush is a
divider, not a uniter.
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The Complete List Of Liberal Posting Rules:
1 Always bring up the Administrations relationship to the oil
business, under all circumstances.
But, the administration IS in bed with the oil business!
2 Call your opponents nazis or fascists or quote any nazi you can
find a quote from.
But, you as a group DO act like you're kin to nazis and fascists!
3 Post many copy-n-paste articles from the liberal press.
But, factual and researched information IS relevent!
4 Quote Robert Fisk articles and portray them as being the word of
God.
But, who the hell IS Robert Fisk?!
5 Always state that your opponent is ignorant and stupid.
But, many of you ARE ignorant and stupid!
6 Begin a sentence with "Obviously" when the sentence is very vague.
But, obviously, the remarks AREN'T vague to intelligent readers!
7 When all else fails, insist that your opponent is a liar. Use
lots of exclamation points and all caps if possible.
But, most Republican politicians, and hence their apologists, ARE
LIARS!!!
8 Always claim that Gore *really* won the last election and that Bush
isn't really the president.
But, Gore probably WOULD have won if Florida were allowed to determine
who won their electoral votes!
9 State scientific claims with authority, and then demand
that your opponent prove you are wrong.
But, scientific facts from authoritative sources ARE relevent!
10 Insist that you're not a socialist, but a traditional old-time
Democrat, at all times.
But, we're NOT socialists!
11 Mentioning one wounded child proves America is evil.
But, it IS evil to harm innocent children with explosives for political
motives!
12 Demand that Bush should be impeached
when confronted with any fact whatsoever.
But, Bush SHOULD be impeached!
13 Use any and all financial and budgetary figures to prove your
claims. Insist that some think-tank derived the figures from years of
hard research.
But, again, facts show that Democrats DO manage the economy better!
14 Always artfully re-arrange words when quoting conservatives, and
then insist that's what they originally wrote.
But, conservatives really DO say those stupid things!
15 If any opponent even hints at having any religious beliefs,
immediately insist they are part of the far far religious right.
But, most of you ARE right-wing religious nuts!
16 Get to know other on-line liberals and play tag-team-posting in an
attempt to confuse your opponents.
But, your confusion really is NOT our fault!
17 Make up a politically correct ancestry for yourself, and then claim
all white Americans are evil.
But, white Americans CAN be evil... look at what you put in our White
House!
18 You get brownie points for each time you call an opponent a
redneck, a hick, trailer-trash or a cracker.
But, many conservatives ARE rednecks, hicks, trailer-trash and
crackers!
19 Polls are *always* correct when they support your views and
*always* wrong when they support your opponents views.
But, we DO refer to credible polling sources, rather than Fox News!
20 Insist that Clinton was a great American president of all and
the economy weakened after he left office.
But, the economy DID begin to slide after conservatives assumed power!
21 When talking about any type of genocide, always claim that
Americans wiped the native population of America.
But, early Americans DID eradicate America's native people!
22 Claim that tax-cuts benefit the rich and hurt the poor.
But, tax-cuts for the rich DO benefit the rich rather than the poor!
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