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"Raymond Karczewski" |
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24 Jan 2005 02:24:15 PM |
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Cucumbers: A woman's tool for higher spirituality |
Why Women Prefer Sex With Cucumbers Than With Men
Cucumbers don't have sex hangups.
Cucumbers won't write your name and number on the men's room wall.
Cucumbers aren't into rope, leather, talking dirty,
or swinging with fruits and nuts.
The average cucumber is at least 6 inches long.
Cucumbers stay hard for a week.
Cucumbers won't tell you size doesn't count.
Cucumbers don't get too excited.
Cucumbers never suffer from performance anxiety.
Cucumbers are easy to pick up.
You can fondle a cucumber in a supermarket, and you know how firm
it is before you take it home.
Cucumbers can get away any weekend.
With a cucumber you can get a single room, and you won't have to
check-in as Mrs. Cucumber.
A cucumber will always respect you in the morning.
You can go to a movie with a cucumber, and see the movie.
You can go to a drive-in with a cucumber, and you can stay in the front
seat.
With a cucumber you can always wait until you get home.
A cucumber won't eat all the popcorn or send you out for Milk Duds.
A cucumber won't drag you to a John Wayne Film Festival.
A cucumber won't ask: "Am I the first?".
A cucumber doesn't care if you're a virgin.
Cucumbers won't tell other cucumbers you're a virgin.
Cucumbers won't tell anyone you're not a virgin anymore.
With a cucumber you don't have to be a virgin more than once.
Cucumbers can handle rejection.
Cucumbers won't pout if you have a headache.
Cucumbers won't care what time of the month it is.
Cucumbers never want to get it on when your nails are wet.
Cucumbers won't give it up for Lent.
With a cucumber you never have to say you're sorry.
Afterwards, a cucumber won't want to shake hands and be friends.
Afterwards, a cucumber won't say, "I'll call you a cab".
Afterwards, a cucumber won't tell you he's not the marrying kind.
Afterwards, a cucumber won't tell you he is the marrying kind.
Afterwards, a cucumber won't call his ex-wife or therapist.
Afterwards, a cucumber won't take you to confession.
Cucumbers don't leave you wondering for a month.
Cucumbers won't make you go to the drugstore.
Cucumbers won't tell you a vasectomy will ruin it for them.
A cucumber a day keeps the OB-GYN away.
A cucumber won't work your crossword with ink.
A cucumber isn't allergic to your cat.
With a cucumber you don't have to play Florence Nightingale
during the Flu season.
Cucumbers never answer your phone or borrow your car.
A cucumber won't eat all your food or drink all your liquor.
A cucumber doesn't turn your bathroom into a library.
A cucumber won't go through your medicine chest.
A cucumber doesn't use your toothbrush, roll-on, or hairspray.
Cucumbers won't leave hair on the sink or a ring in the tub.
Cucumbers won't make you wear kinky clothes or go to bed with your
boots on.
You can have as many cucumbers as you can handle.
You can eat cucumbers when you feel like it.
Cucumbers never need a round of applause.
Cucumbers won't ask: "Am I the best? How was it? Did you come? How many
times?"
Cucumbers aren't jealous of your Gynecologist, Ski Instructor, or Hair
Dresser.
A cucumber won't want to join your sports group.
A cucumber never wants to improve your mind.
Cucumbers aren't into meaningful conversations.
Cucumbers won't ask about your Last Lover, or speculate about your next
one.
A cucumber will never make a scene because there are
other cucumbers in the refrigerator.
A cucumber won't mind hiding in the refrigerator when your mother is
over.
No matter how old you are, you can always get a fresh cucumber.
Cucumbers don't leave whisker burns, fall asleep on your chest,
or drool on the pillow.
A cucumber won't give you a hickey.
Cucumbers can stay up ALL night, and you won't have to sleep on the wet
spot.
Cucumbers don't leave dirty shorts on the floor.
A cucumber never forgets to flush the toilet.
A cucumber doesn't flush the toilet while you are taking a shower.
With a cucumber, the toilet seat is always the way you left it.
Cucumbers don't compare you to a center fold.
Cucumbers don't count to 10.
Cucumbers don't tell you they liked you better with long hair.
A cucumber will never leave you for another woman.
A cucumber will never leave you for another man.
A cucumber will never leave you for another cucumber.
A cucumber will never call and say "I have to work late, Honey",
and then come home smelling like another woman.
A cucumber never snaps your bra, pinches your butt, or gives you a
snuggy.
You always know where a cucumber has been.
A cucumber never has to call "the wife".
Cucumbers never have mid-life crises.
A cucumber won't leave you for a cheerleader or an ex-nun.
Cucumbers don't play the guitar and try to find themselves.
You won't find out later that your cucumber is married.
You won't find out later that your cucumber is on penicillin.
You won't find out later that your cucumber likes you, but loves your
brother.
A cucumber doesn't have softball practice on the day you move.
Cucumbers never tell you what they did on R&R.
A cucumber won't ask for a promotion just when you're up for a
promotion.
Cucumbers don't care if you make more money than they do.
Cucumbers won't wear a leisure suit to your office Christmas party.
A cucumber won't leave town on New Year's Eve.
A cucumber won't take you to disco and dump you for a flashy outfit.
Cucumbers never want to take you home to mom.
A cucumber doesn't care if you always spent the holidays with your
family.
A cucumber won't ask to be put through Med School.
A cucumber won't tell you he's outgrown you intellectually.
Cucumbers never expect you to have little cucumbers.
Cucumbers don't say "Let's keep trying until we have a boy".
A cucumber won't insist the little cukes be raised Catholic,
Jewish, or Orthodox Vegetarian.
It's easy to drop a cucumber.
A cucumber will never contest a divorce, demand a property settlement,
or seek custody of anything.
No matter how you slice it, you can have your cuke and eat it too.
There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
George Bernard Shaw
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
Sigmund Freud
Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of
giving pleasure to thousands, and all you can do is scratch it!
Thomas Beecham
The big difference between sex for money and sex for
free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
Brendan Francis
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| User: "Harold Burton" |
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| Title: Re: Cucumbers: A woman's tool for higher spirituality |
24 Jan 2005 10:02:35 PM |
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In article <1106598255.588784.222310@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com>,
"Raymond Karczewski" <raynitajoco@yahoo.com> wrote:
Why Women Prefer Sex With Cucumbers Than With Men...
Seems like an awful lot haven't got the word.
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Hal
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| User: "Myraide" |
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| Title: Re: Cucumbers: A woman's tool for higher spirituality |
24 Jan 2005 04:08:16 PM |
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Its too bad a cucumber cant take out the garbage. myraide
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| User: "SoBe" |
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24 Jan 2005 06:30:11 PM |
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"Myraide" <myraide@mail.com> wrote in message
news:1106604496.928599.268820@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
Its too bad a cucumber cant take out the garbage. myraide
Yeah, but a cucumber doesn't have a tongue.
bwaaaahahahahaha ha! :)-
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| User: "Susan Cohen" |
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| Title: Re: Cucumbers: A woman's tool for higher spirituality |
24 Jan 2005 07:30:26 PM |
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SoBe wrote:
"Myraide" <myraide@mail.com> wrote in message
news:1106604496.928599.268820@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
Its too bad a cucumber cant take out the garbage. myraide
Yeah, but a cucumber doesn't have a tongue.
So it can't mouth off afterwards?
Susan
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| User: "SoBe" |
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24 Jan 2005 09:24:48 PM |
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"Susan Cohen" <flabbyass@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1106616626.573703.220990@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
SoBe wrote:
"Myraide" <myraide@mail.com> wrote in message
news:1106604496.928599.268820@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
Its too bad a cucumber cant take out the garbage. myraide
Yeah, but a cucumber doesn't have a tongue.
So it can't mouth off afterwards?
Susan
OK, that's it for you, girl!
Don't complain if the next fresh turkey you buy at the grocery store tastes
a little funny!
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| User: "SoBe" |
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| Title: Re: Cucumbers: A woman's tool for higher spirituality |
24 Jan 2005 09:27:35 PM |
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"SoBe" <lightnin@leapinlizard.com> wrote in message
news:KXiJd.24697$8W4.24545@bignews6.bellsouth.net...
"Susan Cohen" <flabbyass@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1106616626.573703.220990@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
SoBe wrote:
"Myraide" <myraide@mail.com> wrote in message
news:1106604496.928599.268820@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
Its too bad a cucumber cant take out the garbage. myraide
Yeah, but a cucumber doesn't have a tongue.
So it can't mouth off afterwards?
Susan
OK, that's it for you, girl!
Don't complain if the next fresh turkey you buy at the grocery store
tastes
a little funny!
Or those cream-filled doughnuts either! :-D
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| User: "Susan Cohen" |
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| Title: Re: Cucumbers: A woman's tool for higher spirituality |
24 Jan 2005 09:30:25 PM |
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SoBe wrote:
"SoBe" <lightnin@leapinlizard.com> wrote in message
news:KXiJd.24697$8W4.24545@bignews6.bellsouth.net...
"Susan Cohen" <flabbyass@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1106616626.573703.220990@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
SoBe wrote:
"Myraide" <myraide@mail.com> wrote in message
news:1106604496.928599.268820@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
Its too bad a cucumber cant take out the garbage. myraide
Yeah, but a cucumber doesn't have a tongue.
So it can't mouth off afterwards?
Susan
OK, that's it for you, girl!
Don't complain if the next fresh turkey you buy at the grocery
store
tastes
a little funny!
Or those cream-filled doughnuts either! :-D
They are all yours. ;-0
Susan
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| User: "Scratch" |
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24 Jan 2005 08:39:34 PM |
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Susan Cohen wrote:
SoBe wrote:
"Myraide" <myraide@mail.com> wrote in message
news:1106604496.928599.268820@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
Its too bad a cucumber cant take out the garbage. myraide
Yeah, but a cucumber doesn't have a tongue.
So it can't mouth off afterwards?
Susan
Bada Bing!
:)
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| User: "Susan Cohen" |
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| Title: Re: Cucumbers: A woman's tool for higher spirituality |
24 Jan 2005 09:15:49 PM |
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Scratch wrote:
Susan Cohen wrote:
SoBe wrote:
"Myraide" <myraide@mail.com> wrote in message
news:1106604496.928599.268820@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
Its too bad a cucumber cant take out the garbage. myraide
Yeah, but a cucumber doesn't have a tongue.
So it can't mouth off afterwards?
Susan
Bada Bing!
:)
My rabbit is better anyway.
Susan
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| User: "Myraide" |
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24 Jan 2005 09:52:10 PM |
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Susan Cohen wrote:
SoBe wrote:
"Myraide" <myraide@mail.com> wrote in message
news:1106604496.928599.268820@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
Its too bad a cucumber cant take out the garbage. myraide
Yeah, but a cucumber doesn't have a tongue.
So it can't mouth off afterwards?
Susan
I didnt know cucumbers talked in their sleep! myraide
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| User: "Susan Cohen" |
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24 Jan 2005 07:29:32 PM |
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Myraide wrote:
Its too bad a cucumber cant take out the garbage. myraide
It goes in the garbage tho'.
Susan
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| User: "Myraide" |
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24 Jan 2005 08:13:43 PM |
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Susan Cohen wrote:
Myraide wrote:
Its too bad a cucumber cant take out the garbage. myraide
It goes in the garbage tho'.
Susan
toss it out when it goes limp. a disposable man! myraide
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| User: "SoBe" |
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24 Jan 2005 09:02:59 PM |
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"Myraide" <myraide@mail.com> wrote in message
news:1106619223.100975.327200@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
Susan Cohen wrote:
Myraide wrote:
Its too bad a cucumber cant take out the garbage. myraide
It goes in the garbage tho'.
Susan
toss it out when it goes limp. a disposable man! myraide
Don't forget to take out a sizable life insurance policy on it before it
dies.
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| User: "Myraide" |
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| Title: Re: Cucumbers: A woman's tool for higher spirituality |
24 Jan 2005 09:05:41 PM |
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SoBe wrote:
"Myraide" <myraide@mail.com> wrote in message
news:1106619223.100975.327200@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
Susan Cohen wrote:
Myraide wrote:
Its too bad a cucumber cant take out the garbage. myraide
It goes in the garbage tho'.
Susan
toss it out when it goes limp. a disposable man! myraide
Don't forget to take out a sizable life insurance policy on it before
it
dies.
Like one a day? myraide
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| User: "SoBe" |
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24 Jan 2005 09:12:36 PM |
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"Myraide" <myraide@mail.com> wrote in message
news:1106622341.916254.301810@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
SoBe wrote:
"Myraide" <myraide@mail.com> wrote in message
news:1106619223.100975.327200@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
Susan Cohen wrote:
Myraide wrote:
Its too bad a cucumber cant take out the garbage. myraide
It goes in the garbage tho'.
Susan
toss it out when it goes limp. a disposable man! myraide
Don't forget to take out a sizable life insurance policy on it before
it
dies.
Like one a day? myraide
I doubt the insurance companies would like that, maybe you could look into a
group out rate.
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| User: "Susan Cohen" |
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| Title: Re: Cucumbers: A woman's tool for higher spirituality |
24 Jan 2005 09:21:31 PM |
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SoBe wrote:
"Myraide" <myraide@mail.com> wrote in message
news:1106619223.100975.327200@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
Susan Cohen wrote:
Myraide wrote:
Its too bad a cucumber cant take out the garbage. myraide
It goes in the garbage tho'.
Susan
toss it out when it goes limp. a disposable man! myraide
Don't forget to take out a sizable life insurance policy on it before
it
dies.
Sizeable? lol As if cucumbers would exaggerate.
Susan
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| User: "tiresias" |
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| Title: Re: Cucumbers: A woman's tool for higher spirituality |
24 Jan 2005 09:24:17 PM |
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Susan Cohen wrote:
SoBe wrote:
"Myraide" <myraide@mail.com> wrote in message
news:1106619223.100975.327200@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
Susan Cohen wrote:
Myraide wrote:
Its too bad a cucumber cant take out the garbage. myraide
It goes in the garbage tho'.
Susan
toss it out when it goes limp. a disposable man! myraide
Don't forget to take out a sizable life insurance policy on it before
it
dies.
Sizeable? lol As if cucumbers would exaggerate.
Susan
T---I have seen some cucumbers being treated acting as if they are marrows
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| User: "Susan Cohen" |
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24 Jan 2005 09:32:16 PM |
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tiresias wrote:
Susan Cohen wrote:
SoBe wrote:
"Myraide" <myraide@mail.com> wrote in message
news:1106619223.100975.327200@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
Susan Cohen wrote:
Myraide wrote:
Its too bad a cucumber cant take out the garbage. myraide
It goes in the garbage tho'.
Susan
toss it out when it goes limp. a disposable man! myraide
Don't forget to take out a sizable life insurance policy on it
before
it
dies.
Sizeable? lol As if cucumbers would exaggerate.
Susan
T---I have seen some cucumbers being treated acting as if they are
marrows
Did that make a minnow like you feel jealous?
Susan
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| User: "tiresias" |
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25 Jan 2005 05:35:40 AM |
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Susan Cohen wrote:
tiresias wrote:
Susan Cohen wrote:
SoBe wrote:
"Myraide" <myraide@mail.com> wrote in message
news:1106619223.100975.327200@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
Susan Cohen wrote:
Myraide wrote:
Its too bad a cucumber cant take out the garbage. myraide
It goes in the garbage tho'.
Susan
toss it out when it goes limp. a disposable man! myraide
Don't forget to take out a sizable life insurance policy on it
before
it
dies.
Sizeable? lol As if cucumbers would exaggerate.
Susan
T---I have seen some cucumbers being treated acting as if they are
marrows
Did that make a minnow like you feel jealous?
Susan
T---I was green with envy
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| User: "Scratch" |
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24 Jan 2005 09:49:03 PM |
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Susan Cohen wrote:
SoBe wrote:
"Myraide" <myraide@mail.com> wrote in message
news:1106619223.100975.327200@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
Susan Cohen wrote:
Myraide wrote:
Its too bad a cucumber cant take out the garbage. myraide
It goes in the garbage tho'.
Susan
toss it out when it goes limp. a disposable man! myraide
Don't forget to take out a sizable life insurance policy on it before
it
dies.
Sizeable? lol As if cucumbers would exaggerate.
Susan
Yeah and they don't wear shoes Yuk, yuk
:)
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| User: "Susan Cohen" |
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24 Jan 2005 10:11:11 PM |
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Myraide wrote:
Susan Cohen wrote:
Myraide wrote:
Its too bad a cucumber cant take out the garbage. myraide
It goes in the garbage tho'.
Susan
toss it out when it goes limp. a disposable man! myraide
It won't go limp nearly as quickly. And you can store it in
the fridge too! lol
Susan
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| User: "Jim Elder" |
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25 Jan 2005 10:23:36 AM |
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"Susan Cohen" <flabbyass@gmail.com> wrote in message
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Myraide wrote:
Susan Cohen wrote:
Myraide wrote:
Its too bad a cucumber cant take out the garbage. myraide
It goes in the garbage tho'.
Susan
toss it out when it goes limp. a disposable man! myraide
It won't go limp nearly as quickly. And you can store it in
the fridge too! lol
Susan
unmatchable penis envy. congratulations.
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| User: "Scratch" |
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| Title: Re: Cucumbers: A woman's tool for higher spirituality |
25 Jan 2005 11:50:07 AM |
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Jim Elder wrote:
"Susan Cohen" <flabbyass@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1106623031.167809.95740@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
Myraide wrote:
Susan Cohen wrote:
Myraide wrote:
Its too bad a cucumber cant take out the garbage. myraide
It goes in the garbage tho'.
Susan
toss it out when it goes limp. a disposable man! myraide
It won't go limp nearly as quickly. And you can store it in
the fridge too! lol
Susan
unmatchable penis envy. congratulations.
Does sounds like it don't it
:)
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| User: "m-urana" |
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| Title: Re: Cucumbers: A woman's tool for higher spirituality |
24 Jan 2005 08:31:45 PM |
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Myraide wrote:
Susan Cohen wrote:
Myraide wrote:
Its too bad a cucumber cant take out the garbage. myraide
It goes in the garbage tho'.
Susan
toss it out when it goes limp. a disposable man! myraide
wow things have turned around. used to be guys who'd talk of girls like
trash, now it's the girls while we're getting all polite and fearful of
being a-holes.
keep acting like a guy too much and what will you tease us about! :)
oh right..lol
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| User: "tiresias" |
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| Title: Re: Cucumbers: A woman's tool for higher spirituality |
24 Jan 2005 08:47:55 PM |
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m-urana wrote:
Myraide wrote:
Susan Cohen wrote:
Myraide wrote:
Its too bad a cucumber cant take out the garbage. myraide
It goes in the garbage tho'.
Susan
toss it out when it goes limp. a disposable man! myraide
wow things have turned around. used to be guys who'd talk of girls like
trash, now it's the girls while we're getting all polite and fearful of
being a-holes.
keep acting like a guy too much and what will you tease us about! :)
oh right..lol
T---who is writing you these days you Aussie virgin neurotic
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| User: "m-urana" |
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| Title: Re: Cucumbers: A woman's tool for higher spirituality |
24 Jan 2005 08:51:37 PM |
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tiresias wrote:
m-urana wrote:
Myraide wrote:
Susan Cohen wrote:
Myraide wrote:
Its too bad a cucumber cant take out the garbage. myraide
It goes in the garbage tho'.
Susan
toss it out when it goes limp. a disposable man! myraide
wow things have turned around. used to be guys who'd talk of girls
like
trash, now it's the girls while we're getting all polite and
fearful of
being a-holes.
keep acting like a guy too much and what will you tease us about!
:)
oh right..lol
T---who is writing you these days you Aussie virgin neurotic
good morning T!
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| User: "Myraide" |
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| Title: Re: Cucumbers: A woman's tool for higher spirituality |
24 Jan 2005 09:02:04 PM |
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m-urana wrote:
tiresias wrote:
m-urana wrote:
Myraide wrote:
Susan Cohen wrote:
Myraide wrote:
Its too bad a cucumber cant take out the garbage. myraide
It goes in the garbage tho'.
Susan
toss it out when it goes limp. a disposable man! myraide
wow things have turned around. used to be guys who'd talk of
girls
like
trash, now it's the girls while we're getting all polite and
fearful of
being a-holes.
keep acting like a guy too much and what will you tease us about!
:)
oh right..lol
T---who is writing you these days you Aussie virgin neurotic
good morning T!
you guys are funny too! (cucumbers have NO sense of humor!) :) myraide
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| User: "Susan Cohen" |
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| Title: Re: Cucumbers: A woman's tool for higher spirituality |
24 Jan 2005 09:19:47 PM |
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Myraide wrote:
m-urana wrote:
tiresias wrote:
m-urana wrote:
Myraide wrote:
Susan Cohen wrote:
Myraide wrote:
Its too bad a cucumber cant take out the garbage. myraide
It goes in the garbage tho'.
Susan
toss it out when it goes limp. a disposable man! myraide
wow things have turned around. used to be guys who'd talk of
girls
like
trash, now it's the girls while we're getting all polite and
fearful of
being a-holes.
keep acting like a guy too much and what will you tease us
about!
:)
oh right..lol
T---who is writing you these days you Aussie virgin neurotic
good morning T!
you guys are funny too! (cucumbers have NO sense of humor!) :)
myraide
They don't tell corny jokes either but they do know
about as much about foreplay as men.
Susan
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| User: "Scratch" |
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| Title: Re: Cucumbers: A woman's tool for higher spirituality |
24 Jan 2005 09:47:39 PM |
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Susan Cohen wrote:
Myraide wrote:
m-urana wrote:
tiresias wrote:
m-urana wrote:
Myraide wrote:
Susan Cohen wrote:
Myraide wrote:
Its too bad a cucumber cant take out the garbage. myraide
It goes in the garbage tho'.
Susan
toss it out when it goes limp. a disposable man! myraide
wow things have turned around. used to be guys who'd talk of
girls
like
trash, now it's the girls while we're getting all polite and
fearful of
being a-holes.
keep acting like a guy too much and what will you tease us
about!
:)
oh right..lol
T---who is writing you these days you Aussie virgin neurotic
good morning T!
you guys are funny too! (cucumbers have NO sense of humor!) :)
myraide
They don't tell corny jokes either but they do know
about as much about foreplay as men.
Susan
Hey I resent that! Sometimes I work at it twice as long as usually,
sometimes even 5 minutes
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| User: "tiresias" |
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| Title: Re: Cucumbers: A woman's tool for higher spirituality |
24 Jan 2005 09:21:32 PM |
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Susan Cohen wrote:
Myraide wrote:
m-urana wrote:
tiresias wrote:
m-urana wrote:
Myraide wrote:
Susan Cohen wrote:
Myraide wrote:
Its too bad a cucumber cant take out the garbage. myraide
It goes in the garbage tho'.
Susan
toss it out when it goes limp. a disposable man! myraide
wow things have turned around. used to be guys who'd talk of
girls
like
trash, now it's the girls while we're getting all polite and
fearful of
being a-holes.
keep acting like a guy too much and what will you tease us
about!
:)
oh right..lol
T---who is writing you these days you Aussie virgin neurotic
good morning T!
you guys are funny too! (cucumbers have NO sense of humor!) :)
myraide
They don't tell corny jokes either but they do know
about as much about foreplay as men.
Susan
T---foreplay is for mommy's boys. If I am quicker than a woman then she
better get up to speed if she wants equality
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