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Politics > Politics-USA |
| User: |
"Tuttles Almanac" |
| Date: |
09 Dec 2005 09:30:51 AM |
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Frances Fragos Townsend Annouces New Anti-Terror Policy |
U.S. Proves It's Safe From People Who
Loudly Announce Non-Existent Bombs On Planes
http://www.bigfib.com/issue57/world1-en.html
MIAMI, FL – The United States proved it is truly safe
from people who board planes while loudly exclaiming
that they have a bomb.
Mentally ill man Rigoberto Alpizar was shot and killed
by air marshals Wednesday while boarding a flight in Miami.
Homeland Security Advisor Frances Fragos Townsend said this
is exactly how the system should work, and it "shows that
our country is incredibly safe from people who scream they
have a bomb while in the presence of a Federal Marshal and
then refuse to do anything the marshal says. This demonstrates
that the only terrorists who could get onto a plane are
those who somehow keep their explosive a secret."
Many in the Bush Administration are touting this tragic incident
as a feather in their cap, stating that it displays the country
is guarded against attacks.
In fact, shooting the mentally ill man worked so well,
Bush has plans to announce a new bill calling for the
killing of all mentally ill men who try to board aircrafts.
After Alpizar was killed, officials then exploded his
luggage to make sure it did not contain bombs.
After that, they exploded his wife, his dog, and his
native country of Ecuador.
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