Politics > Politics-USA > Governmentium (Gv) has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons
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Politics > Politics-USA |
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"Donna Ducharme" |
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08 Dec 2005 01:51:06 AM |
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Governmentium (Gv) has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons |
In early October 2005, a major research institution announced the
discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element
has been named "Governmentium."
Governmentium (Gv) has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy
neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass
of 312. These 312 particles are held together by localized forces
called 'morons' which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like
particles called 'peons' which sustain these Governmentium morons.
Since Gv has no electrons, it is inert and unable to react properly.
However, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with
which it comes into contact. A minute amount of Gv causes one reaction
to take over four days to complete, when it would normally take less
than a second!
A peculiar property of Gv is its ability to seep into a previously
untouched area and eventually fill the entire volumetic area with its
morons & isodopes (more about them later).
Gv has a normal half-life of approximately 4 years; it does not decay;
but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the
assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact,
Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each
reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming the
common 'isodopes', Republispends-230 and Demospends-202. This
characteristic of moron promotion leads most scientists to believe that
Gv is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration.
This hypothetical quantity is referred to as 'Critical Morass.'
When catalyzed with money, Gv becomes "Administratium' (Am) - an
element which radiates just as much energy as Gv, since it has half as
many peons but twice as many morons.
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