Poor Spit, your trademark stupidity will always give you away.
Hey, your wife seems to have come to her senses. roflmao
"Bothrops Alticola" <oneloser@liberaldung.net> wrote in message
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Used Condoms - pinky Dads just love these and are a slam dunk this
father's day.
Purple Hearts from the pawn shop - you never know when your Pinky Dad will
run in an election. Comb the pawnshops today for that special gift that will
give him the political edge.
Dead Cockroaches - these are on the comeback, and Pinky Dads love em.
They're a constant reminder of your fathers political party and come in
nicely packaged boxes of 5, 10, or 20.
Flip Flops - for some reason, Pinkys love showing off their dirty feet in
public. Get your Dad 2 or 3 pairs for summer walks in the malls and grocery
stores.
A Login to MySpace.Com - Pinky Dads by the hundreds are being arrested for
looking away from Mom and finding someone who is, well let's just say,
"younger looking".
Monica Lewinsky Blow-up Doll - your Dad deserves the best. Get him a gift
that he can keep around in the Library and enjoy during his quiet times.
A Freezer - never know when somone will offer a little somethin, somethin
for some bidness, know what i'm saying? Most freezers have enough capacity
to hold thousands in cash.
The John Murtha GI Joe - Here's a hot one this father's day season. Your
Pinky Dad will have hours of fun with the John Murtha GI Joe. Also comes
with a Barbie version of John Kerry.
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