Tabernacle wrote:
Harry Hope <rivrvu@ix.netcom.com> wrote in message news:<m9duc0t1p426q7kop2jh1evbfr0o34dk0r@4ax.com>...
How many Bush administration officials does it take to change a light
bulb? The answer is seven:
--- One to deny that a light bulb needs to be replaced.
--- One to attack and question the patriotism of anyone who has
questions about the light bulb.
--- One to blame the previous administration for the need of a new
light bulb.
--- One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret
stockpile of light bulbs.
--- One to get together with Vice President Cheney and figure out how
to pay Halliburton one million dollars for a light bulb.
--- One to arrange a photo-op session showing Bush changing the light
bulb while dressed in a flight suit and wrapped in an American flag.
--- And finally, one to explain to Bush the difference between
screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.
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Harry
Harry you forgot the one man who would be needed to show AWOL George
"How To" screw in a light bulb (and to help him practice it for at
least 2 weeks before he has to appear to screw it in)!
Even after all that, Boy George would still turn it the wrong way.
Miles "Mentally Challenged" Long
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