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"American Patriot" |
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22 Aug 2007 09:04:52 PM |
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Humor: Senior Driving |
SENIOR DRIVING
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.
Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him,
"Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the
wrong way on Interstate 77=
Please be careful!"
"Heck," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"=
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| User: "Doug" |
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| Title: Re: Humor: Senior Driving |
22 Aug 2007 11:30:53 PM |
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LOL. At least Ramon has a sense of humor.
"American Patriot" <kcajyer_x@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1187834692.607850.162050@i38g2000prf.googlegroups.com...
SENIOR DRIVING
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.
Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him,
"Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the
wrong way on Interstate 77=
Please be careful!"
"Heck," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"=
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| User: "tgm" |
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| Title: Re: Humor: Senior Driving |
23 Aug 2007 03:36:12 AM |
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In article <148zi.47369$Um6.28256@newssvr12.news.prodigy.net>,
says...
LOL. At least Ramon has a sense of humor.
"American Patriot" <kcajyer_x@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1187834692.607850.162050@i38g2000prf.googlegroups.com...
SENIOR DRIVING
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.
Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him,
"Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the
wrong way on Interstate 77=
Please be careful!"
"Heck," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"=
Two seniors walk out to their car and glance knowingly at each other.
After they settle in, hook up the seat belts and adjust the mirrors, the man
turns to his wife and asks, "Well honey, which turn signal shall we leave on
today? The left or the right?"
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| User: "American Patriot" |
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| Title: Re: Humor: Senior Driving |
23 Aug 2007 10:08:22 AM |
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On Aug 23, 1:36 am, tgm <t...@verizon.net> wrote:
In article <148zi.47369$Um6.28...@newssvr12.news.prodigy.net>,
says...
LOL. At least Ramon has a sense of humor.
"American Patriot" <kcajye...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1187834692.607850.162050@i38g2000prf.googlegroups.com...
SENIOR DRIVING
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.
Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him,
"Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the
wrong way on Interstate 77=
Please be careful!"
"Heck," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"=
Two seniors walk out to their car and glance knowingly at each other.
After they settle in, hook up the seat belts and adjust the mirrors, the man
turns to his wife and asks, "Well honey, which turn signal shall we leave on
today? The left or the right?"- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -
LOST IN THE DARNDEST PLACES:
An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report
that her car has been broken into.
She is hysterical as she explains her situation= to the dispatcher:
"They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and
even the accelerator!" she cried
The dispatcher said, "Stay calm. An officer is on the way."=
A few minutes later, the officer radios in.
"Disregard." He says. "She got in the back-seat by mistake."
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| User: "gringogirl" |
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| Title: Dana Countryman was raped and then they stomped on her throat to murder her and they were the hardworking illegals that we are supposed to defer to and admire? |
23 Aug 2007 11:20:59 AM |
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stop the illegals from killing our daughters
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Date: 2007-08-23, 12:41AM PDT
i cant understand how the illegal aliens can march in our streets and
tell us we have to accept them. when you try to shove somthing down
americas throat we tend to get pissed. why do all these beaners want
to ***** 10 to 15 year old girl? is it because mexican women get fat
after they have a child? or is it because they have no laws in mexico
and all the cops are corrupt. the next time i see some fucking wet
back eyeing my 16 year old daughter im going to pop his fucking eye
out with a grapefruit spoon. hell if it was legal to shoot them i
would sell all my toysto buy more ammo
Location: sandy
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial
interests
PostingID: 403857492
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| User: "Bjorn" |
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| Title: Re: Humor: Senior Driving |
23 Aug 2007 01:36:23 AM |
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On Thu, 23 Aug 2007 04:30:53 GMT, "Doug" <noone@nowhere.com> wrote:
LOL. At least Ramon has a sense of humor.
"American Patriot" <kcajyer_x@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1187834692.607850.162050@i38g2000prf.googlegroups.com...
SENIOR DRIVING
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.
Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him,
"Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the
wrong way on Interstate 77=
Please be careful!"
"Heck," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"=
Funny, but pathetic too. Ramon is trying to make himself feel that he
and his mojados (but especially him) are not the bottom of the
dumpster, by picking on old people. What an odious psychology that is.
You're wrong Ramon. So long as you are in this country, you are that
liquid that leaks out of the corner of a dumpster. Every American
knows it intuitively. (like I have to tell you that...)
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