I WILL ADHERE TO ISLAM BUT.....


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Topic: Politics > Politics-USA
User: "MIKE HUNT"
Date: 06 Mar 2007 02:51:27 AM
Object: I WILL ADHERE TO ISLAM BUT.....
I CATEGORICALLY REFUSE TO SHAVE MY TESTICULES. AND PUBIC HAIRS !
I WILL NOT WEAR A DIAPER ON MY HEAD !
I WANT TO BE IN THE FRONT ROW AT THE MOSKE SO THAT I DONT HAVE TO
SMELL THE FARTS.
I WANT MY KORAN TO BE FROM LEFT TO RIGHT AND NOT THE OPOSITE !
MY WIFE SAYS SHE DONT WANNA LOOK LIKE A BEEKEEPER FROM HELL WEARING
THAT BURKA DRESS.
AND WE'VE DECIDED THAT IF WE ARE TO GET STONED, WE WANT THE GOOD *****
NOT THE HOME GROWN WEED.
CAN YOU ASK THE GUY WHO YELLS OUT IN FRONT TO STOP ACTING LIKE THE
ANNOUNCER IN ROWAN & MARTIN'S LAUGH-IN..!
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, I DIDN'T ORDER THAT SHORT SLEEVE VEST WITH THE
WIRES AROUND IT AND I'LL HAVE TO TALK TO MY LANDLORD ABOUT KEEPING
THAT CAMEL IN OUR BREAKFAST NOOK.
THANKS
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