"Harry Hope" <rivrvu@IX.NETC0M.C0M> wrote in message
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Incoherent nude liberal Kerry voter caught covered in nacho cheese!


Maryville Daily Times 2004-07-19 Lance Coleliberal Kerry voter

A Maryville liberal Kerry voter spent his 23rd birthday in custody
after police said they found him early Sunday running nude from the
John Sevier pool snack bar with a box of stolen snacks.

Authorities said the liberal Kerry voter had apparently scaled an
8-foot tall fence while naked and covered in nacho cheese and was seen
running toward a Jeep in which officers found clothing and an open
bottle of vodka.

According to Maryville police, Michael P. Monn, born July 18, 1981, of
McCall Road, Maryville, was arrested by officer Scott Spicer at 5 a.m.
Sunday in the parking lot of the pool at John Sevier School, Sequoyah
Avenue. Monn was charged with burglary, theft of property less than
$500, vandalism less than $500 and public intoxication. He was also
cited with indecent exposure while pretending to be "Ted Kennedy at
the beach." Monn was held at the Blount County Jail in lieu of $9,300
bond pending a 9 a.m. Aug. 3 General Sessions Court hearing.

Spicer reported at 3:38 a.m. Sunday he saw a Jeep CJ-7 in the parking
lot of the pool and saw an open bottle of vodka in the console along
with various articles of clothing. Minutes later, a nude liberal Kerry
voter carrying a cardboard box ran toward the Jeep before Spicer
stopped him and found the box filled with Frito Lay snacks and a
container of nacho cheese.

``In addition, the liberal Kerry voter had nacho cheese in his hair,
on his face and on his shoulders,'' Spicer reported. ``The nude
liberal Kerry voter had a strong odor of alcohol and was
semi-incoherent.''

An official with Maryville Alcoa Blount County Parks and Recreation
was called to the scene and together with police, they searched the
facility. They found someone had climbed an 8 foot fence, broke into
the snack bar through a window, ransacked the facility, left the
freezer door open and caused $100 damage by ripping the water heater
from the wall, according to a report.

Authorities reported someone also defecated in a garbage can, threw
nacho cheese on the exterior wall of the snack bar and scattered chips
on the ground outside the facility. About $40 in chips and $7 in nacho
cheese were stolen from the snack bar, police said.


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Liberals Hate America!

LOL!!!! It would be truly funny except the freak was almost guaranteed to
be
one of the left-wing buttboys I keep telling everybody about.

"Harry Hope" <rivrvu@IX.NETC0M.C0M> wrote in message
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Incoherent nude liberal Kerry voter caught covered in nacho cheese!


Maryville Daily Times 2004-07-19

rofl This sad sick stuff is all the republican party has left!


Lance Coleliberal Kerry voter

A Maryville liberal Kerry voter spent his 23rd birthday in custody
after police said they found him early Sunday running nude from the
John Sevier pool snack bar with a box of stolen snacks.

Authorities said the liberal Kerry voter had apparently scaled an
8-foot tall fence while naked and covered in nacho cheese and was seen
running toward a Jeep in which officers found clothing and an open
bottle of vodka.

According to Maryville police, Michael P. Monn, born July 18, 1981, of
McCall Road, Maryville, was arrested by officer Scott Spicer at 5 a.m.
Sunday in the parking lot of the pool at John Sevier School, Sequoyah
Avenue. Monn was charged with burglary, theft of property less than
$500, vandalism less than $500 and public intoxication. He was also
cited with indecent exposure while pretending to be "Ted Kennedy at
the beach." Monn was held at the Blount County Jail in lieu of $9,300
bond pending a 9 a.m. Aug. 3 General Sessions Court hearing.

Spicer reported at 3:38 a.m. Sunday he saw a Jeep CJ-7 in the parking
lot of the pool and saw an open bottle of vodka in the console along
with various articles of clothing. Minutes later, a nude liberal Kerry
voter carrying a cardboard box ran toward the Jeep before Spicer
stopped him and found the box filled with Frito Lay snacks and a
container of nacho cheese.

``In addition, the liberal Kerry voter had nacho cheese in his hair,
on his face and on his shoulders,'' Spicer reported. ``The nude
liberal Kerry voter had a strong odor of alcohol and was
semi-incoherent.''

An official with Maryville Alcoa Blount County Parks and Recreation
was called to the scene and together with police, they searched the
facility. They found someone had climbed an 8 foot fence, broke into
the snack bar through a window, ransacked the facility, left the
freezer door open and caused $100 damage by ripping the water heater
from the wall, according to a report.

Authorities reported someone also defecated in a garbage can, threw
nacho cheese on the exterior wall of the snack bar and scattered chips
on the ground outside the facility. About $40 in chips and $7 in nacho
cheese were stolen from the snack bar, police said.


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Liberals Hate America!

Actual story:

Nude man caught covered in nacho cheese
2004-07-19
by Lance Coleman
of The Daily Times Staff
http://www.thedailytimes.com/sited/story/html/168788

A Maryville man spent his 23rd birthday in custody after police said they
found him early Sunday running nude from the John Sevier pool snack bar
with
a box of stolen snacks.

Authorities said the man had apparently scaled an 8-foot tall fence while
naked and covered in nacho cheese and was seen running toward a Jeep in
which officers found clothing and an open bottle of vodka.

According to Maryville police, Michael P. Monn, born July 18, 1981, of
McCall Road, Maryville, was arrested by officer Scott Spicer at 5 a.m.
Sunday in the parking lot of the pool at John Sevier School, Sequoyah
Avenue. Monn was charged with burglary, theft of property less than $500,
vandalism less than $500 and public intoxication. He was also cited with
indecent exposure. Monn was held at the Blount County Jail in lieu of
$9,300
bond pending a 9 a.m. Aug. 3 General Sessions Court hearing.

Spicer reported at 3:38 a.m. Sunday he saw a Jeep CJ-7 in the parking lot
of
the pool and saw an open bottle of vodka in the console along with various
articles of clothing. Minutes later, a nude man carrying a cardboard box
ran
toward the Jeep before Spicer stopped him and found the box filled with
Frito Lay snacks and a container of nacho cheese.

``In addition, the male had nacho cheese in his hair, on his face and on
his
shoulders,'' Spicer reported. ``The nude male had a strong odor of alcohol
and was semi-incoherent.''

An official with Maryville Alcoa Blount County Parks and Recreation was
called to the scene and together with police, they searched the facility.
They found someone had climbed an 8 foot fence, broke into the snack bar
through a window, ransacked the facility, left the freezer door open and
caused $100 damage by ripping the water heater from the wall, according to
a
report.

Authorities reported someone also defecated in a garbage can, threw nacho
cheese on the exterior wall of the snack bar and scattered chips on the
ground outside the facility. About $40 in chips and $7 in nacho cheese
were
stolen from the snack bar, police said.

Fighting fire with fire:

False Harry Hope dies after sex with horse
Police say death was accidental, investigate farm on cruelty suspicions
Reuters
Updated: 9:12 p.m. ET July 15, 2005
http://msnbc.msn.com/id/8589349/

SEATTLE - False Harry Hope died after engaging in anal sex with a horse at
a
farm suspected of being a gathering place for people seeking to have sex
with livestock, police said Friday.

The horse involved in the incident was not harmed, and an autopsy of the
unnamed man concluded that "the manner of death was accidental ... due to
perforation of the colon," a police spokesman said.

"The information that we have is that people would find this place via
chat
rooms on the Web," said Sgt. John Urquhart of the King County Sheriff's
Department.

Although sex with animals is not illegal in Washington state, Urquhart
said
that investigators were looking into whether the farm, located in
Enumclaw,
40 miles southeast of Seattle, allowed sex with smaller animals that
resulted in animal cruelty, which is a crime.

"If you're talking about sheep or goats, there could be some issues,"
Urquhart said.

Harry Hope wrote:

Incoherent nude liberal Kerry voter caught covered in nacho cheese!


Maryville Daily Times 2004-07-19 Lance Coleliberal Kerry voter

Over a year ago and no URL = didn't happen.