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"MHirtes" |
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22 Oct 2003 09:59:24 PM |
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Limbaugh Says Drug Addiction A Remnant Of Clinton Administration |
Latest from The Onion:
Limbaugh Says Drug Addiction A Remnant Of Clinton Administration
WEST PALM BEACH, FL‹Frankly discussing his addiction to painkillers,
conservative talk-show host Rush Limbaugh told his radio audience Monday
that his abuse of OxyContin was a "remnant of the anything-goes ideology
of the Clinton Administration." "Friends, all I can say is 'I told you
so,'" said Limbaugh, from an undisclosed drug-treatment facility. "Were
it not for Bill Clinton's loose policies on drug offenders and his
rampant immorality, I would not have found myself in this predicament."
Limbaugh added that he's staying at a rehab center created by the
tax-and-spend liberals.
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| User: "JoettaB" |
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| Title: Re: Limbaugh Says Drug Addiction A Remnant Of Clinton Administration |
29 Oct 2003 06:25:55 PM |
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"MHirtes" <hts@justabunchofwords.com> wrote in message
news:hts-67F553.21592322102003@news.central.cox.net...
Latest from The Onion:
Limbaugh Says Drug Addiction A Remnant Of Clinton
Administration
That's funny. Do you suppose he'll eventually come out and
blame Clinton's penis?
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| User: "Eyeball Kid" |
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| Title: Re: Limbaugh Says Drug Addiction A Remnant Of Clinton Administration |
24 Oct 2003 08:23:04 AM |
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In article <hts-67F553.21592322102003@news.central.cox.net>, MHirtes
<hts@justabunchofwords.com> wrote:
Latest from The Onion:
Limbaugh Says Drug Addiction A Remnant Of Clinton Administration
WEST PALM BEACH, FL‹Frankly discussing his addiction to painkillers,
conservative talk-show host Rush Limbaugh told his radio audience Monday
that his abuse of OxyContin was a "remnant of the anything-goes ideology
of the Clinton Administration." "Friends, all I can say is 'I told you
so,'" said Limbaugh, from an undisclosed drug-treatment facility. "Were
it not for Bill Clinton's loose policies on drug offenders and his
rampant immorality, I would not have found myself in this predicament."
Limbaugh added that he's staying at a rehab center created by the
tax-and-spend liberals.
Sheesh. I was about to explode in outrage until I saw the source of the
article. Oddly, it's nearly believable, even given the source!
Way to go, Onion.
E. K.
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makes and we should just support that."- Britany Spears, 9/2003
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| User: "Boyd Blaire" |
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| Title: Re: Limbaugh Says Drug Addiction A Remnant Of Clinton Administration |
29 Oct 2003 03:45:20 PM |
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On Wed, 22 Oct 2003 21:59:24 -0500, MHirtes
<hts@justabunchofwords.com> wrote:
Latest from The Onion:
Limbaugh Says Drug Addiction A Remnant Of Clinton Administration
ROTFL!!!!!!!!!
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