"My Administration is committed to a Free Trade in Beef" - George Bush,
today.
Unfortunately, he was talking to the Canadians, who were NOT
members of the Coalition of the Warmongers, and not to his
loyal deputy sheriff, P.M. R Slicker, who WAS! B^D
The Canadians are to have their free trade in beef with the USSA
re-established after a madcow scare, ...we, despite having the
cleanest, greenest food on the planet will reach that august status
with our Merkin 'digger-cobber-mates' in
....oh, about SIXTEEN YEARS, ...
....or when the universe implodes,
whichever comes first! B^D
Ah, the advantages of a 'special relationship' B^p
George: "Pass the lubricant John"
John: "Yassir.. Yassir .. sure thing boss, just as soon
as Alan Jones is finished with me, you're next!"
The Official [Est. June 2000] Aus.Culture.True-Blue FAQ ;
http://geocities.com/fairdinkum_trueblue/faq.html
The True-Blue Homestead;
http://geocities.com/fairdinkum_trueblue/
The True-Blue Hall Of Fame;
http://www.geocities.com/trueblue_hall_of_fame/index.html
The Tuckerbox;
http://www.geocities.com/true_blue_tucker_box/index.html
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