Alan Colmes Breaks Down In Tears On Air
Screaming, Incoherent Radio Host Driven Insane By The Logic Of Bill
White
3/26/2005 12:18:31 AM
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Bill White
New York, NY -- Alan Colmes just had a screaming, crying nervous
breakdown of anger on his show tonight, as I knocked him down and wiped
the floor with him in -- well, in whatever we were doing -- it was like
a debate, except I was laughing at him and he was slowly losing it.
In fact, this went so bad that I have the strong feeling it is going to
be significantly edited before it hits syndication -- if it wasn't
already edited before going out on the air (I think this was
pre-recorded an hour in advance).
It started with Alan saying "Are you a Nazi?" I responded, "I am a
National Socialist. That is correct." And he started screaming "What is
a National Socialist? Are you a Nazi? Are you a Nazi?" and I replied
"I'm a national socialist and you are one of those guys paid to pretend
there is a difference between liberal and conservative, right?" He
started screaming that *he* would ask the questions, etc etc, I was
trying hard not to laugh, and then he started reading something -- what
it was I'm not quite sure -- praising the school shooting and claiming
that I wrote it.
Well, I asked him who did his research, told him I've written nothing
of the kind, said I was amazed that he was the absolutely least
prepared interviewer I'd encountered, that guys in third rate markets
in West Virginia were doing a better job, then went into the Nazi.org
position that the kid went crazy because of Prozac, the education
bureaucracy and a society that denied life higher meaning, and he
flipped out, screaming that wasn't true and then said -- on air:
"Turn his mike down, someone turn his mike down."
So I told him "If you're going to cheat, this isn't a discussion, I'm
not sure why I'm wasting my time here."
And he told me that he was going to tell me what I said and if I didn't
like it I could hang up. So I told him:
"Alan, why don't you do some research and call me back. I'll talk to
you later. Goodbye."
And I hung up.
Well, five minutes later he called me back.
He came back with some BS about a "listener survey" and I responded,
"Alan, just admit that you don't have twenty minutes of filler
material."
Well, this is when the bloodshed and tears began.
He started screaming "I have plenty of filler material. I don't need
you." and I was like "Oh, yeah, right, because you're so creative,
huh?" and just started laughing and mocking him.
Well, he then asked me something about Marc Moran, and then asked if I
had ever referred to Jews as "kikes". I said I thought "demons" was a
better terms "soulless demons who have no purpose on earth except to
destroy."
He then started shouting about hate and nazis, and accused me of making
this kid kill, and I responded "this kid killed because he was on
psychiatric drugs, was mentally ill, was let down by the education
bureacracy, and because he lived in a world where he had no identity."
The response was "and how is that the fault of the Jews" and I stated,
"who do you think stole his racial identity from him? Who led the push
against racial identity in the 20th century?"
I then started the list -- Freud, Marx, Boas and Marcuse -- except I
said Adorno instead of Boas (my one mistake on the show) and started
explaining how Jewish intellectuals had created and pushed anti-race
theory, and how that put the final nail in the coffin of Traditional
society.
Well, he was trying to rebut, and clearly just lacked the intellect and
knowledge to say anything, so he broke down -- by the end, he was
incoherent, he was stammering, he was stuttering, he was going "um um",
he kept trying to make a coherent thought about "hate" and "nazis" but
couldn't.
Eventually, he asked me to hang up, and I did, laughing, after politely
saying goodbye. He was clearly in tears. I destroyed him and broke him
down on his own show. It was ... quite amazing.
Again, I don't know how much of this will ever be broadcast. I have
trouble believing they won't cut it. But it was fun. Colmes was
terrible. His staff let him down, and he got laughed off of his own
show.
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You can see Bill White's site at http://www.overthrow.com/ . Even if
you don't agree with what he says, the site represents an intelligent
view of that position.
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