You can't get that stupid by mistake or default. It takes DECADES of
dedicated effort.

Neotards, I feel your pain. I know the anxiety you've been in, lo
these
many years, about what you're going to do when you've chewed all the
windowsills bald. It's a bleak prospect if there ever was one. And I
wouldn't want you to get desperate and start chowing down on old dead
battery grids and stuff. That would be disgusting, and you could
poison
yourselves with those kinds of bad habits.

But fortunately for you, there's me, and I have the answer. Just don't
say
I never did anything for you after this. You see, I'm a non-dualist. I
am
at one with Neotards, way deep down in my l'il old heart. Isn't that
wonderful? That's why I am moved to help. It's really very simple, but
it's just one of those really copasetic things that you might miss if
nobody took the time to point it out to you. All you have to do is
dissolve lead shavings in vinegar and drink it. That will solve the
whole
impending stupidity shortage that is so frightening to you. And if
grinding up old fishing weights and tire balancers is too much
trouble,
why, shucks, bird shot will do jest FINE.

But if you're not fortunate to have a keg of cider that went south
lying
around, be sure to use Bragg's organic vinegar. It's got all them
there
flavinoids and anti-oxidants that are so speshul for not catchin'
canceer.
That would be stark, all those decades of hard work right down the
drain
like that. Nay, I purely do believe that a waste like that could
properly
be called rude. So don't even bother with that refined Yankee junk.
It's
just as false as all of them frustrated Quebecquois certainly are.
It's
too bad that it's just too much trouble to saw New England off and let
it
float out to sea, which all it's really good for, but at least we can
decline to participate in their depravity. Who knows, it would be just
like those clowns to start tinting the stuff blue, just to prove how
perverted every single one of them has been from the very beginning.
And
it doesn't count that they were here first either. That just makes
their
treachery more blatant. Shucks, if you're going to go along with their
nonsense, you might just as well just wash the bird shot down with Jim
Beam's and get it over with. To hell with their wimptitude.

--
Triratanam sharanam gaccami
Dharmananda

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You can't get that stupid by mistake or default.  It takes DECADES of
dedicated effort.

Neotards, I feel your pain.  I know the anxiety you've been in, lo these
many years, about what you're going to do when you've chewed all the
windowsills bald.  It's a bleak prospect if there ever was one.  And I
wouldn't want you to get desperate and start chowing down on old dead
battery grids and stuff.  That would be disgusting, and you could poison
yourselves with those kinds of bad habits.

But fortunately for you, there's me, and I have the answer.  Just don't say
I never did anything for you after this.  You see, I'm a non-dualist.  I am
at one with Neotards, way deep down in my l'il old heart.  Isn't that
wonderful?  That's why I am moved to help.  It's really very simple, but
it's just one of those really copasetic things that you might miss if
nobody took the time to point it out to you.  All you have to do is
dissolve lead shavings in vinegar and drink it.  That will solve the whole
impending stupidity shortage that is so frightening to you.  And if
grinding up old fishing weights and tire balancers is too much trouble,
why, shucks, bird shot will do jest FINE.

But if you're not fortunate to have a keg of cider that went south lying
around, be sure to use Bragg's organic vinegar.  It's got all them there
flavinoids and anti-oxidants that are so speshul for not catchin' canceer.
That would be stark, all those decades of hard work right down the drain
like that.  Nay, I purely do believe that a waste like that could properly
be called rude.   So don't even bother with that refined Yankee junk.  It's
just as false as all of them frustrated Quebecquois certainly are.  It's
too bad that it's just too much trouble to saw New England off and let it
float out to sea, which all it's really good for, but at least we can
decline to participate in their depravity.  Who knows, it would be just
like those clowns to start tinting the stuff blue, just to prove how
perverted every single one of them has been from the very beginning.  And
it doesn't count that they were here first either.  That just makes their
treachery more blatant.  Shucks, if you're going to go along with their
nonsense, you might just as well just wash the bird shot down with Jim
Beam's and get it over with.  To hell with their wimptitude.