New camera claims to 'capture the souls' of those photographed
AP - An amazing new photographic process developed as a result of a joint
entrepreneurial venture between two U.S. political figures has the ability to
create photos which "depict the essences of large groups of people."
Due to technical factors, say its developers, the process can only be
utilized in imaging large groups of people. The inventors say they're working
on a more advanced model that can reduce the number of those required in one
photo.
"We anticipate that this revolutionary new imaging process cannot but serve
as a huge aid to medical personnel, psychologists, clergy and philosophers in
the years to come," said author and 2-time presidential candidate Pat Buchanan
as his partner, Congressman and medical doctor Ron Paul, explained the
workings of the system to reporters.
A new camera -- tentatively named "The Epitomizer [tm]" -- employing the
revolutionary process was originally scheduled to go on sale by major U.S.
retailers on January 1, 2008. However, due to a widespread e coli outbreak
among key employees in the venture's Palo Alto, California marketing
department in late-December, it is currently not expected to make its debut in
U.S. stores until May 5 at earliest. The camera is expected to retail for
approximately $1776 upon its introduction to the general public, say company
officials.
Due to the delay in the device's appearance in U.S. stores and the
consequent freeze on its marketing campaign due to the illness outbreak at the
company, no photos from the joint Buchanan-Paul photographic device have as
yet been officially released.
However, neither Buchanan nor Paul would deny, when asked, that a photo now
appearing on the Internet was, as has been alleged, taken of attendees at last
September's pro-Iraq War, pro-illegal-alien-amnesty "Dem-GOP Unity Convention"
in Atlanta that was jointly hosted by Democrat leader Nancy Pelosi and
Republican Senator John McCain. (See http://freedomfolks.com/ - scroll down
several inches to b&w photo.)
Neither the Associated Press, nor any of its agents or associates, attests
to the authenticity of the purported "Epitomizer [tm]" photo referred to
above.
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