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Politics > Politics-USA |
| User: |
"Ernest Slyman" |
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16 Jun 2006 05:44:14 PM |
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New Car For Christians |
New Car For Christians
"You don't need no gasoline," Fred Hurley said. "It's a Christian car. Just
recite Bible verses to it and it'll start right up. Got no battery, no
carburetor, no oil, no combustion engine. Runs on verses from the Bible. For
real zip, we recommend you recite from memory, no prompting from anyone. And
if at all possible, make your selection from Psalms, Song of Solomon, St
Paul, Mathew, First Timothy, Ecclesiastes or First Corinthians. Seems to do
the trick." (more at link below)
http://evangelicalspectator.typepad.com/the_evangelical_spectator/2006/06/new_car_for_chr.html
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http://evangelicalspectator.typepad.com/
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| User: "SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim" |
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| Title: Re: New Car For Christians |
16 Jun 2006 06:18:10 PM |
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"Ernest Slyman" <interesting122000@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:2vGkg.9719$ci.2448@news-wrt-01.rdc-nyc.rr.com...
New Car For Christians
"You don't need no gasoline," Fred Hurley said. "It's a Christian car.
Just recite Bible verses to it and it'll start right up. Got no battery,
no carburetor, no oil, no combustion engine. Runs on verses from the
Bible. For real zip, we recommend you recite from memory, no prompting
from anyone. And if at all possible, make your selection from Psalms, Song
of Solomon, St Paul, Mathew, First Timothy, Ecclesiastes or First
Corinthians. Seems to do the trick." (more at link below)
http://evangelicalspectator.typepad.com/the_evangelical_spectator/2006/06/new_car_for_chr.html
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The Evangelical Spectator
http://evangelicalspectator.typepad.com/
LMAO. Do you pray to eric's special non-jehovah god to make it run?. LOL
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