The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a virulent new
strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease.


The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior.


The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim and is pronounced "gonna re-elect
him."


Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for four
years.


Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected include: anti-social
personality disorders, delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones,
extreme cognitive dissonance, inability to incorporate new information,
pronounced xenophobia and paranoia, inability to accept responsibility for
one's own actions, cowardice masked by misplaced bravado, uncontrolled
facial smirking, ignorance of geography and history, tendencies towards
evangelical theocracy, and categorical all-or-nothing behavior.


Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive
disease
originated only a few years ago from a bush found in Texas.