Illegals sneaking across the border are detected by a variety of
technological devices - ranging from radar, nightscopes, movement detectors
all the way down to bodily odors and bodily audio emanations (both broadly
classifiable together as biological markers).

Well, new biotechnology now seems to give a way for most of these sneaking
illegals to cut down and maybe eliminate these biological markers. Most of
these biological markers can be directly attributed to the widespread
consumption of beans which causes a lot of gas, the emission of which is
both audible and smellable. Ergo, detectable.

This new technology yeilds "tootless" beans. This means the Mexicans will
fart less and smell less too, perhaps, making close detection harder.

Damn the biotechnologists. Check it all out yourself at the link below.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12483399/

;-)

JP

PS: A really dull day otherwise.
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