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"Universal Soldier" |
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25 Feb 2005 06:23:54 AM |
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Question for Laura Bush Murdered Her Boyfriend |
What is your problem with Republicans, really? I'm just trying to
understand. Let's make it a multiple choice: check all that applies.
a. you are a sexual minority
b. you are an ethnic minority
c. you are poor and uneducated
d. you are anti-Christian
e. you are a pacifist
f. you hate big bad rednecks you had to go to school with
or are forced to live next to
g. you are related to Laura Bush's former boyfriend
h. you have vested interest in the Democratic party
i. you hate guns
j. you are a Marxist-Leninist
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| User: "James C. Reeves" |
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| Title: Re: Question for Laura Bush Murdered Her Boyfriend |
25 Feb 2005 07:15:54 PM |
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"Universal Soldier" <dood@wheres.my.car> wrote in message
news:1450750.ZusXMAVxcQ@cox.cox.net...
What is your problem with Republicans, really? I'm just trying to
understand. Let's make it a multiple choice: check all that applies.
a. you are a sexual minority
b. you are an ethnic minority
c. you are poor and uneducated
d. you are anti-Christian
e. you are a pacifist
f. you hate big bad rednecks you had to go to school with
or are forced to live next to
g. you are related to Laura Bush's former boyfriend
h. you have vested interest in the Democratic party
i. you hate guns
j. you are a Marxist-Leninist
This is too funny. One troll trolling for the other troll!
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| User: "dk" |
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| Title: Re: Question for Laura Bush Murdered Her Boyfriend |
25 Feb 2005 11:04:49 AM |
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How about
k. you are well educated and know enough to be afraid of the bozos in
control.
l. you are well off and intelligent enough to realize that your future
financial security is at risk.
m. you are from a military family and know how this administration is
screwing the servicemen and giving the money to the military industry.
n. you are not a white, christian male and know from experience how the
greatest thing this country represents is its protection of the
individual with our wonderful civil rights.
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Question for Laura Bush Murdered Her Boyfriend |
25 Feb 2005 06:14:56 PM |
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m? Like the prior administration didn't screw the service?
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| User: "Damon Scott Hynes" |
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| Title: Re: Question for Laura Bush Murdered Her Boyfriend |
25 Feb 2005 06:56:00 AM |
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Judging by your header, it was a question that murdered Laura Bush's
boyfriend?
"A started a joke, which started the whole world laughing..."
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"When the going gets weird, the weird eat their .45"
RIP, HST
http://www.opensecrets.us/
The Weather Channel is dead to me
Marny Stanier Midkiff --
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/TheMarnyStanierAppreciationSociety/
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| User: "OG Loc" |
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| Title: Re: Question for Laura Bush Murdered Her Boyfriend |
25 Feb 2005 07:36:53 AM |
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TV's Damon Scott Hynes wrote:
Judging by your header, it was a question that murdered Laura Bush's
boyfriend?
"A started a joke, which started the whole world laughing..."
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"When the going gets weird, the weird eat their .45"
Ouch.
RIP, HST
I admire him for the way he went out. He didn't want to get old and
decrepit.
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Shake says that books are from the devil, and that TV is twice as fast -
Meatwad
I'd rather die than give you control - Trent Reznor
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| User: "Ryd" |
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| Title: Re: Question for Laura Bush Murdered Her Boyfriend |
25 Feb 2005 10:04:55 AM |
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OG Loc wrote:
RIP, HST
I admire him for the way he went out. He didn't want to get old and
decrepit.
Umm, I think he was a little late.
Ryd
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| User: "Ryd" |
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| Title: Re: Question for Laura Bush Murdered Her Boyfriend |
25 Feb 2005 06:30:29 AM |
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Laura is just...well, she is just a little vindictive *****.
She may be constipated, too.
Ryd
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| User: "James C. Reeves" |
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| Title: Re: Question for Laura Bush Murdered Her Boyfriend |
25 Feb 2005 07:11:25 PM |
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"Ryd" <ryda56p@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1109334629.929163.227890@l41g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
Laura is just...well, she is just a little vindictive *****.
She may be constipated, too.
Ryd
Uh, "Laura" is a he.
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Question for Laura Bush Murdered Her Boyfriend |
25 Feb 2005 09:08:36 AM |
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On Fri, 25 Feb 2005 04:23:54 -0800, Universal Soldier
<dood@wheres.my.car> wrote:
What is your problem with Republicans, really? I'm just trying to
understand. Let's make it a multiple choice: check all that applies.
a. you are a sexual minority
b. you are an ethnic minority
c. you are poor and uneducated
d. you are anti-Christian
e. you are a pacifist
Aren't Christians supposed to be pacifists?
Hal
f. you hate big bad rednecks you had to go to school with
or are forced to live next to
g. you are related to Laura Bush's former boyfriend
h. you have vested interest in the Democratic party
i. you hate guns
j. you are a Marxist-Leninist
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| User: "ill" |
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| Title: Re: Question for Laura Bush Murdered Her Boyfriend |
25 Feb 2005 01:03:37 PM |
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Aren't Christians supposed to be pacifists?
Hal
not compasionate conservatives....
It's like Fox News....they have to keep telling you that they're "fair
and balanced"
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| User: "Bob Lutz" |
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| Title: Re: Question for Laura Bush Murdered Her Boyfriend |
27 Feb 2005 02:34:11 AM |
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On Fri, 25 Feb 2005 04:23:54 -0800, Universal Soldier wrote:
What is your problem with Republicans, really? I'm just trying to
understand. Let's make it a multiple choice: check all that applies.
I really think he just sits down with some really good nuggs, and hits the
bong while he posts.
Nothing WRONG with that, mind you... personally I find the guy
entertaining, in a stupid sort of way...
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| User: "OG Loc" |
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| Title: Re: Question for Laura Bush Murdered Her Boyfriend |
25 Feb 2005 06:49:12 AM |
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TV's Universal Soldier wrote:
What is your problem with Republicans, really? I'm just trying to
understand. Let's make it a multiple choice: check all that applies.
My opinion of "Laura" is about as low as my opinion of you. You are simply
two sides of the same coin.
But I will answer your questions, since I disagree with the GOP agenda.
a. you are a sexual minority
Nope.
b. you are an ethnic minority
Racist.
c. you are poor and uneducated
I'm not exactly rich, but I'm definitely not uneducated.
d. you are anti-Christian
I'm anti-hypocrite. I don't follow any religion but I have nothing against
a religious person until they harass me or avoid me because of my lack of
faith.
e. you are a pacifist
What's wrong with pacifism?
f. you hate big bad rednecks you had to go to school with
or are forced to live next to
The area that I live in is chock full or rednecks. Their ignorance annoys
me to no end. But I simply ignore them.
g. you are related to Laura Bush's former boyfriend
Not that I'm aware of.
h. you have vested interest in the Democratic party
I support Democratic candidates as the lesser of two evils. The Dems are
pretty bad sometimes, but the Repubs are far, far worse.
i. you hate guns
Actually I like guns. In fact, I fired a preban AK-47 last week. It was
awesome. 30 rounds going through it in seconds. Hell yes.
j. you are a Marxist-Leninist
Negative on that one.
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Shake says that books are from the devil, and that TV is twice as fast -
Meatwad
I'd rather die than give you control - Trent Reznor
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Question for Laura Bush Murdered Her Boyfriend |
25 Feb 2005 06:12:40 PM |
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It's easy to understand why you have problems with the GOP agenda. Your
reading comprehension skills lack a great deal to be desired. Universal
Soldier's query was for LBMHBF, not yourself. Forget to pay your
"Reading Is Fundamental" bill?
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| User: "Random Waftings Of Bunker Blasts" |
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| Title: Re: Question for Laura Bush Murdered Her Boyfriend |
25 Feb 2005 06:29:14 PM |
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On 25 Feb 2005 16:12:40 -0800,
Xeton2001IsAMoron.20.dwpj65@spamgourmet.com said:
It's easy to understand why you have problems with the GOP agenda. Your
reading comprehension skills lack a great deal to be desired. Universal
Soldier's query was for LBMHBF, not yourself. Forget to pay your
"Reading Is Fundamental" bill?
Another paid RNC troll speaks.
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Question for Laura Bush Murdered Her Boyfriend |
25 Feb 2005 06:44:49 PM |
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Aw, look folks, a dimocrat figured out how to post onto usenet! Next
thing you know, it'll figure out how to operate a voting machine.
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| User: "Random Waftings Of Bunker Blasts" |
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| Title: Re: Question for Laura Bush Murdered Her Boyfriend |
25 Feb 2005 06:57:48 PM |
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On 25 Feb 2005 16:44:49 -0800,
Xeton2001IsAMoron.20.dwpj65@spamgourmet.com said:
Aw, look folks, a dimocrat figured out how to post onto usenet!
Do you have to wipe the spittle off your screen every 5 minutes, *****
for brains?
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Question for Laura Bush Murdered Her Boyfriend |
25 Feb 2005 07:56:47 PM |
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I'm afraid that I don't; I'm sorry you're having the projection issues
typical of most dimocrats. Actually my screens stay very clean, thank
you very much.
Do you have to wipe the ejaculate off your screen every 5 minutes,
retard?
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| User: "Random Waftings Of Bunker Blasts" |
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| Title: Re: Question for Laura Bush Murdered Her Boyfriend |
25 Feb 2005 08:01:15 PM |
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On 25 Feb 2005 17:56:47 -0800,
Xeton2001IsAMoron.20.dwpj65@spamgourmet.com said:
Do you have to wipe the ejaculate off your screen every 5 minutes,
retard?
Do you have to wipe your mom's semen off your chin every 5 minutes,
asswipe?
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Question for Laura Bush Murdered Her Boyfriend |
25 Feb 2005 08:16:45 PM |
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I apologize for my previous comment; it was completely out of line.
Since your mom swallows, she doesn't have to wipe anyone's semen off
her chin, although she does get quite a workout.
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| User: "Random Waftings Of Bunker Blasts" |
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| Title: Re: Question for Laura Bush Murdered Her Boyfriend |
25 Feb 2005 08:19:56 PM |
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On 25 Feb 2005 18:16:45 -0800,
Xeton2001IsAMoron.20.dwpj65@spamgourmet.com said:
I apolog{{{SLAP!!!}}}
That's about enough out of you for one day, Xeton2001IsAMoron Is A
Moron.
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Question for Laura Bush Murdered Her Boyfriend |
25 Feb 2005 08:25:12 PM |
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Aw, gee, now I'm hurt. I'll remember that next time I'm doing your
wife.
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| User: "Laura Bush murdered her boy friend" |
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25 Feb 2005 10:53:46 PM |
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wrote:
Aw, gee, now I'm hurt. I'll remember that next time I'm doing your
wife.
With what?. That little three inch sponge the crack-whores are always
laughing about?
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Question for Laura Bush Murdered Her Boyfriend |
25 Feb 2005 11:10:08 PM |
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Speaking of crack whores, your mom loved it. Of course, your mom loved
everyone in Denver, but that's beside the point.
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| User: "Random Waftings Of Bunker Blasts" |
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| Title: Xeton2001IsAMoron is a moron |
25 Feb 2005 08:27:31 PM |
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On 25 Feb 2005 18:25:12 -0800,
Xeton2001IsAMoron.20.dwpj65@spamgourmet.com said:
Aw, gee, now I'm hurt. I'll remember that next time I'm doing your
wife.
Damn, what an idiot.
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Xeton2001IsAMoron is a moron |
25 Feb 2005 08:30:47 PM |
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Well, we see that statement about "enough of you for one day" wasn't
truthful. Make a regular habit of lying?
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| User: "Random Waftings Of Bunker Blasts" |
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| Title: Re: Xeton2001IsAMoron is a moron |
25 Feb 2005 08:34:03 PM |
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On 25 Feb 2005 18:30:47 -0800,
Xeton2001IsAMoron.20.dwpj65@spamgourmet.com said:
Well, we see that statement about "enough of you for one day" wasn't
truthful.
Well, we see that you opening your mouth wasn't truthful.
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Xeton2001IsAMoron is a moron |
25 Feb 2005 08:43:10 PM |
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I never said I was done with the thread; those were you words. Is your
mind that fried you can't remember what you wrote 10 minutes ago?
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Question for Laura Bush Murdered Her Boyfriend |
25 Feb 2005 08:15:23 PM |
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No, but your mom has to wipe my semen off her chin every 5 minutes.
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| User: "Universal Soldier" |
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| Title: Re: Question for Laura Bush Murdered Her Boyfriend |
25 Feb 2005 06:54:54 AM |
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OG Loc wrote:
But I will answer your questions,
Never heard of you. Get lost.
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| User: "Random Waftings Of Bunker Blasts" |
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| Title: Re: Question for Laura Bush Murdered Her Boyfriend |
25 Feb 2005 01:16:38 PM |
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On Fri, 25 Feb 2005 04:54:54 -0800, Universal Soldier
<dood@wheres.my.car> said:
Never heard of you. Get lost.
Get lost yourself, Underpants Soiler.
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