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"Leftist Media Meltdown" |
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12 Jan 2005 04:23:44 PM |
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Re: Are nagging Lib Dims ever going to build a positive party platform? |
"All Blow and No Go Bubba" <LefTTurd@webtv.net> wrote in message
news:28338-41E57A01-20@storefull-3235.bay.webtv.net...
In the former glory of the Liberal Democrats' past, FDR, Truman, and JFK
all won elections by giving the American electorate realistic hope
through viable ideas and concrete plans for improvement of the United
States in particular, and of the world at large. But all that the
negative-oriented Lib Dims do today is complain, whine, and *****. They
attack "what is" without offering a "what could be." They give no
alternatives to how to fight the War on Terror, no alternatives to how
to strengthen national security, no alternatives to how to fix Social
Security and Medicare, no alternatives to how to stem the rising cost of
health care, no alternatives to how to implement tort reform, no
alternatives to how to keep American jobs in America, and no
alternatives to how to remedy the illegal immigration problem -- other
than their truly insane denial of these truly acute problems at hand.
They simply have nothing of value to offer to average work-a-day U.S.
citizens. The Lib Dims are negative, negative, negative . . . even
about their own party's future. The rabid Demonrats are so clueless
from their frustration, exasperation, and rage caused by their present
political powerlessness that they don't even know how to deal with their
own Liberal Democrat Party's demise due to the following:
Clinton legacy
http://abcnews.go.com/sections/politics/Elections2004/congress.html
http://abcnews.go.com/sections/politics/Elections2004/president.html
http://www.usatoday.com/news/politicselections/vote2004/countymap.htm
http://news.yahoo.com/electionresults 2004
http://www.polytechnic.org/faculty/gfeldmeth/pres.html
http://www.cnn.com/ELECTION/2003/recall/
http://www.dflorig.com/2002midterm.htm
The Democrats are like the redneck liberal who notices, upon returning home
in the evening to his doublewide trailer, a REALLY bad smell, like an
unflushed toilet in the Men's Room down at Maria's Mexican Cantina after
their annual Chili Recipe Bakeoff.
What does the dumb redneck liberal do? He goes into the bathroom in his
doublewide, flips up the lid, and sure enough - he forgot to flush last
night after finishing off the last of the Bean Burritos he found in the
tupperware container in the fridge.
So after rummaging around in the frig, finding two cheesedogs on a stick and
popping them in the microwave, he begins eating them while returning to the
bathroom to attempt to deal with the stink. Sitting down while finishing
the second of the two cheesedogs, he "pulls the handle" while still "partway
through", having recognized that he needs to deal with "last night's
backlog", so to speak. As the bowl begins to fill up alarmingly, he hops up
quick, uses the cheesedog stick quickly like a plunger, but watches in
dismay as the contents begin to overflow, floating both of his slippers
(which he had removed) out the door and down the hall of his doublewide,
like little furry boats.
At this point he begins to shout various obscenities directed at the
Republican Party in general and President Bush in particular, thinking that
will solve his rapidly-escalating problems.
Perhaps eventually the redneck liberal figures it out, but I doubt it.
Probably gives up, settles down into his Lay-Z-Boy, flips on the videotape
machine, and inserts his well-worn and oft-viewed copy of "Fahrenheit 911",
pops a beer and opens a 2 pound bag of chips, and settles in for a pleasant
evening in front of the tube, thinking to himself, "THIS will make me feel
better! I'll show those dumb GOP bastards and that moron, President Bush!"
It's kinda sad, actually......
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| User: "Christopher Benson-Manica" |
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| Title: Re: Are nagging Lib Dims ever going to build a positive party platform? |
12 Jan 2005 04:41:58 PM |
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In talk.politics.misc Leftist Media Meltdown <LiberalismRejected@usa.net> wrote:
The Democrats are like the redneck liberal
Rednecks vote Republican, or at least the ones in Florida do.
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Christopher Benson-Manica | I *should* know what I'm talking about - if I
ataru(at)cyberspace.org | don't, I need to know. Flames welcome.
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| User: "Leftist Media Meltdown" |
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| Title: Re: Are nagging Lib Dims ever going to build a positive party platform? |
12 Jan 2005 04:44:52 PM |
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"Christopher Benson-Manica" <ataru@nospam.cyberspace.org> wrote in message
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In talk.politics.misc Leftist Media Meltdown <LiberalismRejected@usa.net>
wrote:
The Democrats are like the redneck liberal
Rednecks vote Republican, or at least the ones in Florida do.
No, dumb rednecks vote Democrat.
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