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"Ihatekerie Sosuemie" |
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25 Jun 2004 04:48:44 PM |
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Re: Just saw Fahrenheit 9/11 |
"Bugman" <jmposing@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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"Dr. D. Pook" <DRp@aol.com> wrote in message
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Oh how the hell could we not have expected that.
Have you seen it yet Kook? If not you can't make an unbiased response.
Every time my dog dumps another "load" in my back yard, I tell the kids,
"Look, little Prince just dumped another Fahrenheit 9/11 on the lawn. Did
you see it? Here, take this plastic bag and pick it up before the lawn
service guys step in it."
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| User: "Robin" |
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| Title: Re: Just saw Fahrenheit 9/11 |
26 Jun 2004 12:04:20 AM |
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"Ihatekerie Sosuemie" <DemScum@DNC.org> wrote in message
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"Bugman" <jmposing@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:cbSdnVfHc8qNAUHdRVn2sA@giganews.com...
"Dr. D. Pook" <DRp@aol.com> wrote in message
news:lx%Cc.683$OR4.405@twister.tampabay.rr.com...
Oh how the hell could we not have expected that.
Have you seen it yet Kook? If not you can't make an
unbiased response.
Every time my dog dumps another "load" in my back yard, I
tell the kids,
"Look, little Prince just dumped another Fahrenheit 9/11
on the lawn. Did
you see it? Here, take this plastic bag and pick it up
before the lawn
service guys step in it."
Well Babs, this may be the "load" that rids us of Bush.
Even here in ultra conservative southern Alabama, every
showing of the film was sold out tonight. Some people who
bought tickets to the 7:00 had to go to the 9:00 instead
because it oversold. People cheered as the credits rolled.
I guarantee all of those cheering were not "tree huggin
librolls"
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| User: "Robert R." |
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| Title: Re: Just saw Fahrenheit 9/11 |
25 Jun 2004 09:39:43 PM |
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"Ihatekerie Sosuemie" <DemScum@DNC.org> wrote in message news:<051Dc.13625$w07.2441@newsread2.news.pas.earthlink.net>...
"Bugman" <jmposing@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:cbSdnVfHc8qNAUHdRVn2sA@giganews.com...
"Dr. D. Pook" <DRp@aol.com> wrote in message
news:lx%Cc.683$OR4.405@twister.tampabay.rr.com...
Oh how the hell could we not have expected that.
Have you seen it yet Kook? If not you can't make an unbiased response.
Every time my dog dumps another "load" in my back yard, I tell the kids,
"Supper's ready!"
Robert R.
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| User: "Erik A. Mattila" |
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| Title: Re: Just saw Fahrenheit 9/11 |
25 Jun 2004 08:10:35 PM |
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Ihatekerie Sosuemie wrote:
"Bugman" <jmposing@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:cbSdnVfHc8qNAUHdRVn2sA@giganews.com...
"Dr. D. Pook" <DRp@aol.com> wrote in message
news:lx%Cc.683$OR4.405@twister.tampabay.rr.com...
Oh how the hell could we not have expected that.
Have you seen it yet Kook? If not you can't make an unbiased response.
Every time my dog dumps another "load" in my back yard, I tell the kids,
"Look, little Prince just dumped another Fahrenheit 9/11 on the lawn. Did
you see it? Here, take this plastic bag and pick it up before the lawn
service guys step in it."
And your kids say "No, dad, that's actually dogshit" and then run in the
house to bring you your pills and a glass of water.
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| User: "John Cole" |
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| Title: Re: Just saw Fahrenheit 9/11 |
25 Jun 2004 06:56:13 PM |
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Ihatekerie Sosuemie wrote:
Every time my dog dumps another "load" in my back
yard, I tell the kids, "Look, little Prince just
dumped another Fahrenheit 9/11 on the lawn. Did you
see it? Here, take this plastic bag and pick it up
before the lawn service guys step in it."
"My ***** Belongs to Jesus: A Christian's Epiphany."
By Christian Soldier
"If everyone followed my example of Christian devotion, the
world would be a happier place."
The day of revelation:
After feasting on a quart of guacamole dip & chips,
followed by 5 pounds of barbecued pork ribs, corn and half
a case of beer, I dropped the biggest log of my life, and
it was the spitting image of Jesus Christ. I couldn't
believe that anything made in God's image could smell so
bad. After wiping my *****, I was further amazed to discover
that the heavily soiled toilet paper was imprinted with the
image of the Virgin Mary. I haven't flushed my toilet
since, as I'm preserving Jesus & Mary were they feel most
at home.
Additionally, I invited other Christian Republicans, in my
neighborhood, to have a look. Not only do they agree that
Jesus and the Virgin Mary are floating in my toilet, but
they invited the entire chapter of The Christian Coalition
to hold Sunday prayer services in my bathroom. Every
Sunday, they huddle around my toilet singing songs to my
Jesus log and soiled toilet paper. After prayer services,
they take some of the blessed water home with them to use
in their baptisms.
It's a good time to be a Christian in America...
--
"republiKKKans do best what they do on their knees."
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| User: "Conservatives Against Conservation" |
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| Title: Re: Just saw Fahrenheit 9/11 |
27 Jun 2004 01:27:45 PM |
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In article <051Dc.13625$w07.2441@newsread2.news.pas.earthlink.net>, says...
"Bugman" <jmposing@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:cbSdnVfHc8qNAUHdRVn2sA@giganews.com...
"Dr. D. Pook" <DRp@aol.com> wrote in message
news:lx%Cc.683$OR4.405@twister.tampabay.rr.com...
Oh how the hell could we not have expected that.
Have you seen it yet Kook? If not you can't make an unbiased response.
Every time my dog dumps another "load" in my back yard, I tell the kids,
"Look, little Prince just dumped another Fahrenheit 9/11 on the lawn. Did
you see it? Here, take this plastic bag and pick it up before the lawn
service guys step in it."
Don't waste the dogshit, smear it all over the John Kerry for
President sign post out front so when the Neocon dirty tricksters
pull it up in the cover of night they get what they deserve.
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