Police were called to a dance hall after some of the customers had been
taken ill.

The music was very catchy and the cops could hardly keep their feet still.
They couldn't do much so they called an ambulance and told the ill dancers
they'd have to wait.

This made them furious and with new-found strength, specially imported for
the occasion from Newfoundland, they attacked the police, to the tune of a
famous Freddy Stair number.

The police soon got fed up with being wallopped and said, "Sod this! Let's
Mace the few sick - and dance!"