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Topic: Politics > Politics-USA
User: ""
Date: 03 Mar 2004 09:32:22 AM
Object: Re: Spring NDP socialist workshop coming soon.
Here's a meaage from Canada for all your freeloading leftist bums in the
USA!
"Top Poster" <Top@Poster_osama_bum_fetish.mnhtd54fsd> wrote in message
news:LK41c.43295$A12.18556@edtnps84...


Hello fellow NDP'ers!

Do you want to learn how to get paid for doing nothing?
Are you sick and tired of that hard-working neighbour that makes more than
you do?
Would you prefer that the government owned everything and doled out the
exact same amount of rations to everyone?
Do you miss the way things were back when good old mother Russia was still

a

communist country?
Do you admire Saskatchewans dwindling economy with more takers than tax
payers?

Then come to the NDP socialist workshop!

We will teach you;

* How to whine for handouts like a pro.
* How to live your whole life surviving on welfare and social programs.
* Where to buy those really neat drab olive outfits like they wear in

North

Korea.
* How to get back at that boss that fired you for being useless.
* How to brainwash your children into becoming a societal leech just like
you!
* How to find a nice union that will protect your job, even if you are

lazy,

crooked, stupid, or all three.
* How to drive your local economy into the ground using unionized labour.
* How to dream up REALLY stupid and unreasonable demands to make on your
employer.

Quit your job and sign up! Bring your markers and placard making
supplies and we'll show you how to picket a business until it goes

bankrupt!

Learn to stand up for yourself and shout "NO!" "I don't have to

work!"

"I demand equal pay for doing nothing!"

Free lobotomies for the first 5,000 people to join!

Leave a message here saying "Yes, Top Poster, I want to be a lazy
***** and get paid for it too"

Act now, comrades!







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