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THIS JOKE HAS TO BE NOMINATED FOR JOKE OF THE YEAR!=20
As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber,=20
not a word was spoken. =20
The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear=20
it would turn to politics.=20
As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had=20
Kerry in his chair reached for the after shave. =20
Kerry was quick to stop him saying, =20
"No thanks, my wife Theresa will smell that and think I've=20
been in a whorehouse."=20
The second barber turned to Bush and said,=20
"How about you?"=20
Bush replied, "Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what =20
the inside of a whorehouse smells like."=20
Kerry's Riddle=20
John Kerry, anticipating his election to presidency, meets with the =
Queen=20
of England.=20
He asks her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? =
Are=20
there any tips you can give to me?"=20
"Well," says the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround =
yourself=20
with intelligent people."=20
Kerry frowns. "But how do I know the people around me are really=20
intelligent?"=20
The Queen takes a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy. You just ask them to =
answer=20
an intelligent riddle."=20
The Queen pushes a button on her intercom. "Please send Tony Blair in =
here,=20
would you?"=20
Tony Blair walks into the room. "Yes, my Queen?"=20
The Queen smiles. "Answer me this, please, Tony. Your mother and father =
have=20
a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"=20
Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answers, "That would be me."=20
"Yes! Very good," says the Queen. "Thank you."=20
Kerry goes back home to ask John Edwards, his vice presidential choice =
the=20
same question.=20
"John. Answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. =
It's=20
not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"=20
"I'm not sure," says John Edwards. "Let me get back to you on that one." =
Edwards goes to his advisors and asks every one, but none can give him =
an=20
answer. Finally, he ends up in the men's room and recognizes Colin =
Powell's=20
shoes in the next stall. Edwards shouts over the partition, "Colin! Can =
you=20
answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it's not =
your=20
brother or your sister. Who is it?"=20
Colin Powell yells back, "That's easy. It's me!"=20
Edwards smiles, and says, "Thanks!" Then, Edwards goes back to speak =
with=20
Kerry. "Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. =
It's=20
Colin Powell."=20
Kerry gets up, stomps over to John Edwards, and angrily yells into his =
face,=20
"No, you dumb *****! It's Tony Blair!"=20
MAY GOD BE WITH YOU DURING THIS ELECTION=20
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