[ ] The Green Party - It has some potential but a really stupid
sounding name

[ ] Independent Party - Seems like the best alternative except for
the fact that Democrats are Dependent on the government for everything

[ ] Cigar-Vagina Coalition aka ***** Party - a party for the
philandering adulterous ex-Democrats (You probably already know the
lead candidate)

[ ] Stiff Party - Al Bores invention of course, just like the
internet

[ ] Communist Party - the party that would have the smoothest
transition for the Democrats. Dean would be the front-runner

[ ] The Fractured Party - identical to the existing Democratic Party

please vote for one only.