The Complete List Of Liberal Posting Rules:
1 Always bring up the Administrations relationship to the oil
business, under all circumstances.
But, the administration IS in bed with the oil business!
2 Call your opponent a zionist each and every time the media is
mentioned in any way shape or form.
But, most of your media sources ARE pro-Israel!
3 Claim your opponent is a slave to the Jews, and his country is ruled
by the Jews.
But, the neocons now running U.S. policy ARE mostly Jews!
4 Call your opponents nazis or fascists or quote any nazi you can
find a quote from. Doesn't matter what it is, it may deflect the
argument for a moment.
But, you as a group DO act like you're kin to nazis and fascists!
5 Call your opponent a zionist fascist or a fascist Jew. It might
confuse him momentarily, letting you claim that you've won.
But, we DO win in all honest debates with you!
6 Post many copy-n-paste articles from the liberal press instead of
actually replying.
But, factual and researched information IS relevent!
7 Quote Robert Fisk articles and portray them as being the word of
God.
But, who the hell IS Robert Fisk?!
8 Change the subject each and every time you post.
But, there are a LOT of problems to be discussed since conservatives
took power!
9 Always state that your opponent is ignorant and stupid.
But, most of you ARE ignorant and stupid!
10 Begin a sentence with "Obviously" when the sentence is very vague.
But, obviously, the remarks AREN'T vague to comprehending readers!
11 When all else fails, insist that your opponent is a liar. Use
lots of exclamation points and all caps if possible.
But, most Republican politicians, and hence their apologists, ARE
liars!
12 Repeat each point that you know is an outright lie at least fifty
times. If your opponent stops responding thinking you're an idiot,
you can claim victory.
But, we MUST repeat ourselves when trying to get through to you!
13 Always claim that Gore *really* won the last election and that Bush
isn't really the president.
But, Gore MAY have won if Florida were allowed to decide their proper
winner!
14 State the wildest scientific claims with authority, and then demand
that your opponent prove you are wrong.
But, scientific facts ARE relevent!
15 State *any* position with authority and then demand that your
opponent prove you wrong.
But, stating positions with facts and reality ARE hard for you to prove
wrong!
16 Insist that you're not a socialist, but a traditional old-time
Democrat, at all times.
But, we're NOT socialists!
17 Mentioning one wounded child against years of Sadaaaam's brutality
means you've proved America is evil.
But, it IS evil to harm innocent children with explosives for political
motives!
18 Claim that Bush is the anti-Christ, and demand that he be impeached
when confronted with any fact whatsoever.
But, Bush SHOULD be impeached!
19 Change any and all financial and budgetary figures to prove your
claims. Insist that some think-tank derived the figures from years of
hard research.
But, again, facts DO show that Democrats DO manage the economy better!
20 Always artfully re-arrange words when quoting conservatives, and
then insist that's what they originally wrote.
But, conservatives really DO say those silly things!
21 If any opponent even hints at having any religious beliefs,
immediately insist they are part of the far far religious right.
But, most of you ARE right-wing religious nuts!
22 Get to know other on-line liberals and play tag-team-posting in an
attempt to confuse your opponents.
But, your continual confusion is YOUR own fault!
23 changeyour on-line identity often if conservatives start to
killfile you.
But, going through life dumb and stupid IS no way for you to live!
24>Make up a politically correct ancestry for yourself, and then claim
all white Americans are evil.
But, white Americans CAN be evil... look at what you put in our White
House!
25>You get brownie points for each time you call an opponent a
redneck, a hick, trailer-trash or a cracker.
But, many of you ARE rednecks, hicks, trailer-trash and crackers!
26>Never under any circumstances admit to a mistake or admit anything
you said was ever wrong.
But, we DON't make the constant mistakes that conservatives do!
27>Polls are *always* correct when they support your views and
*always* wrong when they support your opponents views.
But, we DO refer to credible polling sources, rather than Fox News!
28>Insist that Clinton was the greatest American president of all
time, and the economy immediately collapsed the day he left office.
But, the economy DID begin to slide after Clinton turned over control
to conservatives!
29>When talking about any type of genocide, always claim that
Americans completely wiped the native population of both north and
south America.
But, early Americans DID eradicate America's natives!
30>Claim that tax-cuts benefit the rich and hurt the poor. Or that
any change in taxes by conservatives is always bad.
But, tax-cuts for the rich DO benefit the rich rather than the poor!
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