HAHAHAH Yep, that's the kind of brain surgeons leading America these days.

Have they started advocating teaching the "Flat Earth" theory in schools
yet?

"Harry Hope" <rivrvu@ix.netcom.com> wrote in message
news:rpgou2had7llhp2ee8u0srveeqn37rljjh@4ax.com...

Exciting news!

Conservatives who are sick and tired of having to deal with
inconvenient things like facts now have a new website where they can
find all kinds of "facts" which are much more agreeable to their own
point of view.

Introducing Conservapedia, "a conservative encyclopedia you can
trust." http://www.conservapedia.com/Main_Page

If you're a moron.

At Conservapedia you can enjoy such delightful entries as this one on
dinosaurs, which speculates that "there are a number of lines of
evidence that point to dinosaurs and man coexisting."
http://www.conservapedia.com/Dinosaur

Conservapedia cites such reliable sources as Answering Genesis, which
notes that "in Papua New Guinea's The Independent newspaper, a
'dinosaur-like reptile' was seen on two occasions in the Lake Murray
area." http://www.answersingenesis.org/creation/v23/i1/living.asp

If that first source is not good enough for you, then perhaps you
prefer Creation On The Web, which reveals that "in Papua New Guinea's
The Independent newspaper, a 'dinosaur-like reptile' was seen on two
occasions in the Lake Murray area."
http://www.creationontheweb.com/content/view/381

Wait a minute, that's the exact same article.

Let's try a different citation... here's a better one from Answering
Genesis: http://www.answersingenesis.org/creation/v15/i4/dinosaurs.asp

"Mrs Edna MacInnes reported on June 24 that she had seen a
15-metre-long creature with a neck like a giraffe in Loch Ness."

There you have it: rock-solid proof that dinosaurs are in fact living
among us today.

Answering Genesis goes on to note that, "Despite the hype, Jurassic
Park is fiction."

Gosh, really?

You'll also enjoy Conservapedia's articles on gravity

("Some have criticized gravity, reminding us that it is only a theory,
and that no scientist has ever seen a graviton or a space curve ...
The considerable disagreement between scientists about the theory of
gravity suggests that, like evolution, the theory will eventually be
replaced with a model which acknowledges God as the source of all
things") http://www.conservapedia.com/Gravity

and Fox News

("Fox News was started in 1996 in response to the other cable news
channels which all had obvious liberal biases. Because of this, Rupert
Murdoch decided to start a real new channel which would tell the
truth. The success of Fox news over every other news channel is
because it is fair and balanced. It has many people on it who work to
spread truth such as Sean Hannity who is a great American.")
http://www.conservapedia.com/Fox_news

Conservapedia is still a young website and therefore has many pages to
fill:

for example, they don't seem to have a page on Afghanistan yet,
despite the fact that there are currently around 50,000 U.S. and NATO
troops there fighting the "war on terror."
http://www.conservapedia.com/Special:Search?search=afghanistan&go=Go

Fortunately some good people have found the time to create pages for
"Excretion" http://www.conservapedia.com/Excretion and "Gonad,"
http://www.conservapedia.com/Gonad so it's not all bad.



By EarlG
Democratic Underground
http://www.democraticunderground.com/

Harry

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