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Politics > Politics-USA |
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"Harry Hope" |
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04 Sep 2006 02:55:29 PM |
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Run, Katherine, Run! |
Run, Katherine, Run!
Yes folks, the Big Primary is this Tuesday, and I wait with bated
breath to find out whether or not I'll have another couple months of
fun at Katherine Harris's expense.
Harris had announced the separation of church and state to be "a lie"
and that God didn't want America to be "a nation of secular laws."
She also mentioned that non-Christian lawmakers would "legislate sin."
Harris later explained that, hey, she was talking to a group of
Christians - so what's the problem?
Oh yes, and despite what she just said, "My rallying cry has always
been people of all faiths should be involved."
What a buffoon.
Anyway, it turns out that Katherine later clarified the clarification
to her clarification by telling the crowd at a Pasco County gun show
that the Ten Commandments are "how all of our laws originated in the
United States, period. I think that's the basis of our rule of law."
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/elections/orl-harris2706aug27,0,3348229.story?page=2&coll=orl-elections-headlines
Gee, now I'm really confused.
Isn't the first commandment "Thou shalt have no other gods before me?"
I wonder how that squares with "My rallying cry has always been people
of all faiths should be involved."
Anyway, the good news is that Bill Nelson is now leading Katherine
Harris by 63% to 20% in a recent Strategic Vision poll.
http://strategicvision.biz/political/florida_poll_083006.htm
The even better news is that Katherine Harris is leading her opponents
in the primary campaign by 17 points - although in a worrisome turn of
events, "support for two of her challengers continues to build,"
according to the Orlando Sentinel.
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/elections/orl-bk-poll09012006,0,5879819.story?coll=orl-home-headlines
So come on, Katherine.
I've got my fingers crossed for you this Tuesday.
Don't let me down.
You're comedy gold.
By EarlG
Democratic Underground
http://www.democraticunderground.com/
Harry
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| User: "Prescott Hitler" |
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| Title: Re: Run, Katherine, Run! |
04 Sep 2006 04:45:13 PM |
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"Harry Hope" <rivrvu@ix.netcom.com> wrote in message
news:5f1pf2p0c0rgcplqk3t7tq52vcgjv9srl9@4ax.com...
Run, Katherine, Run!
Yes folks, the Big Primary is this Tuesday, and I wait with bated
breath to find out whether or not I'll have another couple months of
fun at Katherine Harris's expense.
Harris had announced the separation of church and state to be "a lie"
and that God didn't want America to be "a nation of secular laws."
She also mentioned that non-Christian lawmakers would "legislate sin."
Harris later explained that, hey, she was talking to a group of
Christians - so what's the problem?
Oh yes, and despite what she just said, "My rallying cry has always
been people of all faiths should be involved."
What a buffoon.
Anyway, it turns out that Katherine later clarified the clarification
to her clarification by telling the crowd at a Pasco County gun show
that the Ten Commandments are "how all of our laws originated in the
United States, period. I think that's the basis of our rule of law."
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/elections/orl-harris2706aug27,0,3348229.story?page=2&coll=orl-elections-headlines
Gee, now I'm really confused.
Isn't the first commandment "Thou shalt have no other gods before me?"
I wonder how that squares with "My rallying cry has always been people
of all faiths should be involved."
Anyway, the good news is that Bill Nelson is now leading Katherine
Harris by 63% to 20% in a recent Strategic Vision poll.
http://strategicvision.biz/political/florida_poll_083006.htm
The even better news is that Katherine Harris is leading her opponents
in the primary campaign by 17 points - although in a worrisome turn of
events, "support for two of her challengers continues to build,"
according to the Orlando Sentinel.
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/elections/orl-bk-poll09012006,0,5879819.story?coll=orl-home-headlines
So come on, Katherine.
I've got my fingers crossed for you this Tuesday.
Don't let me down.
You're comedy gold.
By EarlG
Democratic Underground
http://www.democraticunderground.com/
Harry
And please please please wear all that makeup, and keep jiggling those
store-bought tits!
You can't even satirize Kathy, all the humor's already there!
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