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Politics > Politics-USA |
| User: |
"Ken [NY]" |
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26 Jan 2005 09:51:21 AM |
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Subject: French Customs |
Subject: French Customs
The elderly American gentleman arrived in Paris by plane. At French
Customs, he fumbled for his passport.
"You 'ave been to 'franze' before, monsieur?" the customs officer
asked sarcastically. The old gent admitted that he had been to france
previously.
"Zen, you should know enough to 'ave your passport ready for
inspection."
The American said, "The last time I was here, I didn't have to show
it."
"Impossible. You Americans alwayz 'ave to show your passports on
arrival in franze!"
The American senior gave the frenchman a long hard look. Then he
quietly explained.
"Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-Day in '44 I couldn't
find any frenchmen to show it to...."
Cordially,
Ken (NY)
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| User: "Johnny Lately" |
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| Title: Re: Subject: French Customs |
26 Jan 2005 10:23:24 AM |
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"Ken [NY]" <email@BelowThe.Text> wrote in message
news:n0ffv0944j4v1rmoeio29hfaej93huuj70@4ax.com...
Subject: French Customs
The elderly American gentleman arrived in Paris by plane. At French
Customs, he fumbled for his passport.
"You 'ave been to 'franze' before, monsieur?" the customs officer
asked sarcastically. The old gent admitted that he had been to france
previously.
"Zen, you should know enough to 'ave your passport ready for
inspection."
The American said, "The last time I was here, I didn't have to show
it."
"Impossible. You Americans alwayz 'ave to show your passports on
arrival in franze!"
The American senior gave the frenchman a long hard look. Then he
quietly explained.
"Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-Day in '44 I couldn't
find any frenchmen to show it to...."
Cordially,
Ken (NY)
That's back when REAL Americans fought Fascism.
Today America votes for Fascists.
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