I hereby propose a new platform for the government of Iran. A seven
pronged approach, the new platform shall promote:

Freedom
Prosperity
Sex
Love
Health
Intelligence
& Peace

for all citizens.

Today I propose to you all, the people of Iran, a kinder, gentler,
more tolerant Iran, than the Iran seen in the past. Instead of
spending our money on weapons of war, we will spend money on the
peaceful promotion of the above seven principles in all their forms,
taking care always that the promotion of one principle does not
violate the sanctity of another!

Let this be seen as a turning point in the Middle East. We begin
today to work, promote, and spend on our new platform, and recall all
old policies which are in conflict with it.

A new republic shall be, which:

Promotes Freedom to the highest degree
Promotes Prosperity to the highest degree
Promotes Sex to the highest degree
Promotes Love to the highest degree
Promotes Health to the highest degree
Promotes Intelligence to the highest degree
& Promotes Peace to the highest degree

And the law and penalties shall be soft and only for violations of
other people's bodies and properties.

A transition to a new nation which focuses on Humanity begins today.

You all posses unalienable rights. From your unalienable right to
freedom come all your other rights. Though no one owes these rights
to you, a government has been established to help protect them. Even
though no one owes you rights, ultimately perhaps the rich have a
responsibility to the poor. Thus, part of this step forward shall
include raising the minimum wage, guaranteed jobs for the unemployed,
and guaranteed health care for all.

Praise to Allah the most merciful and benevolent. Amen. Thank you.