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19 Aug 2006 04:01:02 PM |
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This Is Very Funny - Global Warming is Not |
http://www.markfiore.com/animation/hoax.html
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| User: "Fred Oinka" |
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| Title: Re: This Is Very Funny - Global Warming is Not |
19 Aug 2006 07:41:28 PM |
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M=F6bius Pretzel wrote:
http://www.markfiore.com/animation/hoax.html
To a moron, anybody with a brain is a threat, and therefore must be
labled a kook, a queer, or a terrorist.
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: This Is Very Queer - and so is Global Warming |
19 Aug 2006 11:44:08 PM |
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Fred Oinka wrote:
M=F6bius Pretzel wrote:
http://www.markfiore.com/animation/hoax.html
To a moron, anybody with a brain is a threat, and therefore must be
labled a kook, a queer, or a terrorist.
The VAST MAJORITY of the die-hard global-warming ZEALOTS are commies,
queens and/or abortionists looking to use GW for some kind of political
advantage among the impressionable youth, and are more than willing to
root for the terrorists, and against America.
- Stewart
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| User: "Parsifal" |
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| Title: Re: This Is Very Queer - and so is Global Warming |
20 Aug 2006 02:40:05 AM |
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schrieb:
Fred Oinka wrote:
M=F6bius Pretzel wrote:
http://www.markfiore.com/animation/hoax.html
To a moron, anybody with a brain is a threat, and therefore must be
labled a kook, a queer, or a terrorist.
The VAST MAJORITY of the die-hard global-warming ZEALOTS are commies,
queens and/or abortionists looking to use GW for some kind of political
advantage among the impressionable youth, and are more than willing to
root for the terrorists, and against America.
Wow, you managed to use practically every single clich=E9 of the typical
moronican rightard's rhetoric : "commies" (that's an old one, but it
always work with people like you), "queens" (I assume you meant
"queers", but hey, that's OK, we can second-guess you...),
"abortionists" (whatever that means... Since I'm in favor of letting
people decide for themselves, I guess that makes me a "choosist"...),
"root for the terrorists" and "against America"...
What happened to "Clinton's penis" and "Chappaquidick?" You forgot them
or you thought you've already made a fool of yourself?
=20
- Stewart
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| User: "Fred Oinka" |
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| Title: Re: This Is Very Queer - and so is Global Warming |
20 Aug 2006 04:56:47 AM |
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Parsifal wrote:
horseshoe7@yahoo.com schrieb:
Fred Oinka wrote:
M=F6bius Pretzel wrote:
http://www.markfiore.com/animation/hoax.html
To a moron, anybody with a brain is a threat, and therefore must be
labled a kook, a queer, or a terrorist.
The VAST MAJORITY of the die-hard global-warming ZEALOTS are commies,
queens and/or abortionists looking to use GW for some kind of political
advantage among the impressionable youth, and are more than willing to
root for the terrorists, and against America.
Wow, you managed to use practically every single clich=E9 of the typical
moronican rightard's rhetoric : "commies" (that's an old one, but it
always work with people like you), "queens" (I assume you meant
"queers", but hey, that's OK, we can second-guess you...),
"abortionists" (whatever that means... Since I'm in favor of letting
people decide for themselves, I guess that makes me a "choosist"...),
"root for the terrorists" and "against America"...
What happened to "Clinton's penis" and "Chappaquidick?" You forgot them
or you thought you've already made a fool of yourself?
=20
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- Stewart
Don't forget the old standby, Jane Fonda!
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| User: "Fred Oinka" |
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| Title: Re: This Is Very Queer - and so is Global Warming |
20 Aug 2006 12:57:12 AM |
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wrote:
Fred Oinka wrote:
M=F6bius Pretzel wrote:
http://www.markfiore.com/animation/hoax.html
To a moron, anybody with a brain is a threat, and therefore must be
labled a kook, a queer, or a terrorist.
The VAST MAJORITY of the die-hard global-warming ZEALOTS are commies,
queens and/or abortionists looking to use GW for some kind of political
advantage among the impressionable youth, and are more than willing to
root for the terrorists, and against America.
=20
- Stewart
You prove my point.
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| User: "Blazing Laser" |
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| Title: Re: This Is Very Funny - Global Warming is Not |
19 Aug 2006 07:24:28 PM |
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On 19 Aug 2006 14:01:02 -0700, "Möbius Pretzel"
<mobius_pretzel@yahoo.com> wrote:
http://www.markfiore.com/animation/hoax.html
It is 'funny'. Not funny ha-ha, more like 'funny' as in 'Something
smells funny in the back of the refrigerator.' Global climate change
deniers are reduced to simply repeating over and over 'there is no
global warming . . there is no global warming . . . '
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| User: "Stu Gotz" |
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| Title: Re: This Is Very Funny - Global Warming is Not |
19 Aug 2006 11:24:26 PM |
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<Blazing Laser> wrote in message
news:4rafe25hjpu25duil67sb9pe4gilhpabt7@4ax.com...
On 19 Aug 2006 14:01:02 -0700, "Möbius Pretzel"
<mobius_pretzel@yahoo.com> wrote:
http://www.markfiore.com/animation/hoax.html
It is 'funny'. Not funny ha-ha, more like 'funny' as in 'Something
smells funny in the back of the refrigerator.' Global climate change
deniers are reduced to simply repeating over and over 'there is no
global warming . . there is no global warming . . . '
Mark Fiore's a satirist. He's not denying global warming.
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| User: "B1ackwater" |
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| Title: Re: This Is Very Funny - Global Warming is Not |
20 Aug 2006 02:25:14 PM |
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On Sun, 20 Aug 2006 04:24:26 GMT, "Stu Gotz"
<U_R_A_Stunade@1st_magnitude.com> wrote:
<Blazing Laser> wrote in message
news:4rafe25hjpu25duil67sb9pe4gilhpabt7@4ax.com...
On 19 Aug 2006 14:01:02 -0700, "Möbius Pretzel"
<mobius_pretzel@yahoo.com> wrote:
http://www.markfiore.com/animation/hoax.html
It is 'funny'. Not funny ha-ha, more like 'funny' as in 'Something
smells funny in the back of the refrigerator.' Global climate change
deniers are reduced to simply repeating over and over 'there is no
global warming . . there is no global warming . . . '
Mark Fiore's a satirist. He's not denying global warming.
Maybe they should make it illegal to deny GW, just
like it's illegal to deny the holocaust in certain
countries ... :-)
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| User: "Rita Refugee Rita oneword" |
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| Title: Re: This Is Very Funny - Global Warming is Not |
21 Aug 2006 06:09:25 PM |
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"B1ackwater" <bw@barrk.net> wrote in message
news:44e8b73a.8100750@news.west.earthlink.net...
On Sun, 20 Aug 2006 04:24:26 GMT, "Stu Gotz"
<U_R_A_Stunade@1st_magnitude.com> wrote:
<Blazing Laser> wrote in message
news:4rafe25hjpu25duil67sb9pe4gilhpabt7@4ax.com...
On 19 Aug 2006 14:01:02 -0700, "Möbius Pretzel"
<mobius_pretzel@yahoo.com> wrote:
http://www.markfiore.com/animation/hoax.html
It is 'funny'. Not funny ha-ha, more like 'funny' as in 'Something
smells funny in the back of the refrigerator.' Global climate change
deniers are reduced to simply repeating over and over 'there is no
global warming . . there is no global warming . . . '
Mark Fiore's a satirist. He's not denying global warming.
Maybe they should make it illegal to deny GW
That is already on the agenda for the anti-American,
terrorist-supporting, abortion-loving, tree-hugging, global-warming,
AIDS-infected, discrimination-promoting, criminal-coddling liberal Democrats
when they regain control of the government. In addition to outlawing the
denial of Global Warming, they also plan to outlaw all political opposition.
They are going to make sure that they can never lose power again. That's
why they support taking guns away from citizens since they know that when
they outlaw political activity the only way to protest will be shooting
politicians and political activists.
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| User: "Parsifal" |
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| Title: Re: This Is Very Funny - Global Warming is Not |
22 Aug 2006 10:23:17 AM |
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Rita Refugee schrieb:
"B1ackwater" <bw@barrk.net> wrote in message
news:44e8b73a.8100750@news.west.earthlink.net...
On Sun, 20 Aug 2006 04:24:26 GMT, "Stu Gotz"
<U_R_A_Stunade@1st_magnitude.com> wrote:
<Blazing Laser> wrote in message
news:4rafe25hjpu25duil67sb9pe4gilhpabt7@4ax.com...
On 19 Aug 2006 14:01:02 -0700, "M=F6bius Pretzel"
<mobius_pretzel@yahoo.com> wrote:
http://www.markfiore.com/animation/hoax.html
It is 'funny'. Not funny ha-ha, more like 'funny' as in 'Something
smells funny in the back of the refrigerator.' Global climate change
deniers are reduced to simply repeating over and over 'there is no
global warming . . there is no global warming . . . '
Mark Fiore's a satirist. He's not denying global warming.
Maybe they should make it illegal to deny GW
That is already on the agenda for the anti-American,
terrorist-supporting, abortion-loving, tree-hugging, global-warming,
AIDS-infected, discrimination-promoting, criminal-coddling liberal Democr=
ats
when they regain control of the government. In addition to outlawing the
denial of Global Warming, they also plan to outlaw all political oppositi=
on.
They are going to make sure that they can never lose power again. That's
why they support taking guns away from citizens since they know that when
they outlaw political activity the only way to protest will be shooting
politicians and political activists.
And Rita wins a cigar for the dumbest posting the week!
Congratulations! The compatition was harsh but with this posting, you
proved that there isn't a clich=E9 you haven't heard of. Typical
rightard newspeak...
Do you know this one:
A Day in Life of Joe Republican
Joe gets up at 6 a.m. and fills his coffeepot with water to prepare
his morning coffee. The water is clean and good because some
tree-hugging liberal fought for minimum water-quality standards.
With his first swallow of coffee, he takes his daily medication. His
medications are safe to take because some stupid commie liberal fought
to insure their safety and that they work as advertised.
All but $10 of his medications are paid for by his employer's medical
plan because some liberal union workers fought their employers for
paid medical insurance -- now Joe gets it, too.
He prepares his morning breakfast, bacon and eggs. Joe's bacon is safe
to eat because some girly-man liberal fought for laws to regulate the
meat packing industry.
In the morning shower, Joe reaches for his shampoo. His bottle is
properly labeled with each ingredient and its amount in the total
contents because some crybaby liberal fought for his right to know
what he was putting on his body and how much it contained.
Joe dresses, walks outside and takes a deep breath. The air he
breathes is clean because some environmentalist wacko liberal fought
for laws to stop industries from polluting our air.
He walks to the subway station for his government-subsidized ride to
work. It saves him considerable money in parking and transportation
fees because some fancy-pants liberal fought for affordable public
transportation, which gives everyone the opportunity to be a
contributor.
Joe begins his workday. He has a good job with excellent pay, medical
benefits, retirement, paid holidays and vacation because some lazy
liberal union members fought and died for these working standards.
Joe's employer pays these standards because Joe's employer doesn't
want his employees to call the union. If Joe is hurt on the job or
becomes unemployed, he'll get a workers compensation or unemployment
check because some stupid liberal didn't think he should lose his home
because of his temporary misfortune.
It's noontime, and Joe needs to make a bank deposit so he can pay some
bills. Joe's deposit is federally insured by the FSLIC, because some
godless liberal wanted to protect Joe's money from unscrupulous
bankers who ruined the banking system before the Great Depression.
Joe has to pay his Fannie Mae-underwritten mortgage and his
below-market federal student loan because some elitist liberal decided
that Joe and the government would be better off if he were educated
and earned more money over his lifetime.
Joe is home from work. He plans to visit his father this evening at
his farm home in the country. He gets in his car for the drive. His
car is among the safest in the world because some America-hating
liberal fought for car safety standards.
He arrives at his boyhood home. His was the third generation to live
in the house financed by Farmers' Home Administration because bankers
didn't want to make rural loans. The house didn't have electricity
until some big-government liberal stuck his nose where it didn't
belong and demanded rural electrification.
He is happy to see his father, who is now retired. His father lives on
Social Security and a union pension because some wine-drinking,
cheese-eating liberal made sure he could take care of himself so Joe
wouldn't have to.
Joe gets back in his car for the ride home, and turns on a radio talk
show. The radio host keeps saying that liberals are bad and
conservatives are good. He doesn't mention that the beloved
Republicans have fought against every protection and benefit Joe
enjoys throughout his day. Joe agrees: "We don't need those
big-government liberals ruining our lives! After all, I'm a self- made
man who believes everyone should take care of themselves, just like I
have."
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