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Voice Of God Revealed To Be Cheney On Intercom
December 7, 2005 | Issue 41•49
WASHINGTON, DC—Telephone logs recorded by the National Security Agency and
obtained by Congress as part of an ongoing investigation suggest that the
vice president may have used the Oval Office intercom system to address
President Bush at crucial moments, giving categorical directives in a voice
the president believed to be that of God.
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