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Politics > Politics-USA |
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"Reggie" |
| Date: |
08 Jul 2005 06:29:49 PM |
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War on Terror: the Killer Bee Policy! Jesse's Blog |
http://tvnewslies.org/blog/?p=43
War on Terror - The Killer Bee Policy
If a dangerous hive of killer bees were discovered and it is determined
that the bees were going to cause a great deal of harm to the area, the
logical thing to do would be to remove the hive and perhaps kill all the
bees in the process. At the very least we would want to remove their
stingers. Then we would want to keep an eye out for smaller hives and
rogue bees that may develop into threats.
If I were to imagine how the Bush/PNAC administration would handle this
type of situation based on their handling of the “War on Terror” here is
what I think their approach would be:
The first thing George W. Bush and his PNAC handlers would do is throw a
nice big rock at the hive. They would do this even though the nest was
relatively quiet before the rock was thrown. Of we know that bees have
stung people in the past, but let’s face it, the bee hive as it was
could have been dealt with in a variety of ways, the least effective
being with a rock.
So thanks to the rock the bees would become very angry and go on a
deadly stinging rampage resulting in massive harm and public fear. There
would be a great deal of pain and a great deal of fear. The US media
would become then become the 24 hour Killer Bee Network.
Of course the Bush/PNAC folks would not tell you that they were the ones
responsible for throwing the rock in the first place. As a matter of
fact they might not even let you know that a rock had been thrown.
However they would, with the help of the media, vilify bees as the
greatest scourge in the history of mankind.
The next thing move would be the predictable launch new Global War on
Bees! A National Beekeeper would be appointed. He would no doubt have
ties to the honey industry and he would coincidentally be in a position
to make a fortune if the supply of honey were to diminish. But this
would be nothing to concern yourself with. Why should that concern you;
after all he would make a very qualified beekeeper.
If we were to take a look at the members of the Bush/PNAC administration
we might see some very interesting things. We are very likely to find an
alarming number of Bush/PNAC administration members who have a long
history in the beekeeping and or bee exterminating business. We might
also find that the friends, family members and associates of the
Bush/PNAC clan also have many business interests in companies related to
bee handling. Many of them might be in the antihistamine business (many
people are allergic to bee stings). Some might sell bandages or first
aid creams. Some might own screen door/window companies. Some might own
pesticide factories. Some might even deal in honey, but any way you look
at it you can surely bet a great many of them will benefit in many ways
from an all out bee emergency. Of course you might also trace a great
many members of Congress to these businesses as well. You can identify
them when they sign the Emergency Bee Protection bill where $200 billion
is diverted away from social programs to fight the new bee problem.
You can bet your sweet honey that the people who have launched the War
on Bees have very little interest in seeing it end. The longer it goes
on, the more they benefit.
Much more on Jesse's Blog:
http://tvnewslies.org/blog/?p=43
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