The global "no-warming" problem is finally solved. We have all been
hoodwinked!! The "know-it-all" CONservatives were right all along. It
was an act of their God smiting us by lowering the freezing point of
water a few degrees...and.... it is us that's the problem as well.
Yep, us people. It ain't getting warmer, it's simply we can't take the
same amount of heat like we used to. Damn it, they just don't make us
humans like they used to. Maybe we should start outsourcing that too.



Warmer Arctic village installs air conditioning

Climate change means lifestyle changes around the globe


Updated: 10:39 a.m. ET Aug 8, 2006
OSLO, Norway - With signs that the world is warming, even Inuit peoples
of the far north are ordering air conditioning.

Better known for building igloos during hunts on the polar ice, Inuit
in the village of Kuujjuaq in Quebec, Canada, are installing 10 air
conditioners for about 25 office workers.

"These are the times when the far north has to have air conditioners
now to function," said Sheila Watt-Cloutier, a leading campaigner for
the rights of 155,000 Inuit in Canada, Alaska, Russia and Greenland.

"Our Arctic homes are made to be airtight for the cold and do not
'breathe' well in the heat with this warming trend," she said.
Temperatures in Kuujjuaq, home to 2,000 people, hit 88 degrees
Fahrenheit in late July.

If the Inuit are feeling the heat, chances are that people further
south are sweltering too.

Billion-dollar shifts in lifestyles in rich nations are likely as
people adapt to what most scientists say is a warming stoked by use of
fossil fuels -- affecting demand for everything from soft drinks or
foods to architecture and tourism.

Scientists who advise the United Nations say a build-up of
heat-trapping gases emitted by power plants, factories and cars are
likely to spur more heatwaves, droughts, floods and raise sea levels by
up to three feet in the 21st century.

"Lifestyles will change ... but businesses have to be flexible,"
said Manfred Stock of the Potsdam Institute for Climate Impact Research
in Germany. He noted the climate is also likely to have bigger swings
in a warmer world.

"For instance in making ice cream you may have a bad year and you
have to stand that," he said. "A winner one year can be a loser the
next." In Europe, searing heatwaves in 2003 followed widespread
floods in 2002.

"Today we've sold almost nothing," said Miriam Eid Bergan,
working at an ice cream parlor on Oslo's main street and looking out
the window as people hurried past in the rain. "When it's sunny the
queue can stretch down the street."

Most studies of global warming focus on businesses' opportunities to
save energy or to shift to wind or solar power from fossil fuels,
especially with oil prices topping $75 a barrel.

Lifestyle often gets less attention, even though a rising temperature
will affect sectors as diverse as producers of beer, suntan lotion,
lightweight clothing, air conditioning, swimwear and open-top cars.

Farmers may be able to grow new crops closer to the poles, changing the
range of choice, and tourists may shun low-altitude Alpine ski resorts
which could lack snow or traditional beach resorts that get too hot.

People in Florida might become wary of living by the ocean, especially
if they have to pay higher insurance premiums linked to rising seas. In
cold climates, houses may have to be designed to lose heat in summer as
well as trap it in winter.

The 1990s were probably the warmest decade of the past 1,000 years,
with 1998 the warmest year, according to U.N. data.

David Viner, a senior climate scientist at the University of East
Anglia in England, said tourism could shift dramatically in the 21st
century -- Mediterranean beaches might get too scorching for northern
Europeans who would instead stay at home.

"People in northern Europe go to the Mediterranean because they have
unpredictable summers at home. But the summers in the north will become
warmer," he said.