www.fuckthesouth.com

***** the South. ***** 'em. We should have let them go when they wanted to
leave. But no, we had to kill half a million people so they'd stay part of
our special Union. Fighting for the right to keep slaves - yeah, those are
states we want to keep.

And now what do we get? We're the fucking Arrogant Northeast Liberal Elite?
How about this for arrogant: the South is the Real America? The Authentic
America. Really?

Cause we fucking founded this country, assholes. Those Founding Fathers

you
keep going on and on about? All that ***** about what you think they
meant by the Second Amendment giving you the right to keep your assault
weapons in the glove compartment because you didn't bother to read the first
half of the fucking sentence? Who do you think those wig-wearing lacy-shirt
sporting revolutionaries were? They were fucking blue-staters, *****.
Boston? Philadelphia? New York? Hello? Think there might be a reason all the
fucking monuments are up here in our backyard?

No, No. Get the ***** out. We're not letting you visit the Liberty Bell and
fucking Plymouth Rock anymore until you get over your real American selves
and start respecting those other nine amendments. Who do you think those
fucking stripes on the flag are for? Nine are for fucking blue states. And
it would be 10 if those Vermonters had gotten their fucking Subarus together
and broken off from New York a little earlier. Get it? We started this *****,
so don't get all uppity about how real you are you Johnny-come-lately
"Oooooh I've been a state for almost a hundred years" dickheads. *****.

Arrogant? You wanna talk about us Northeasterners being fucking arrogant?
What's more American than arrogance? Hmmm? Maybe horsies? I don't think so.
Arrogance is the fucking cornerstone of what it means to be American. And I
wouldn't be so fucking arrogant if I wasn't paying for your fucking bridges,
*****.

All those Federal taxes you love to hate? It all comes from us and goes to
you, so shut up and enjoy your fucking Tennessee Valley Authority
electricity and your fancy highways that we paid for. And the next time
Florida gets hit by a hurricane you can come crying to us if you want to,
but you're the ones who built on a fucking swamp. "Let the Spanish keep it,
it's a shithole," we said, but you had to have your fucking orange juice.

The next dickwad who says, "It's your money, not the government's money" is
gonna get their ***** kicked. Nine of the ten states that get the most federal
fucking dollars and pay the least... can you guess? Go on, guess. That's
right, *****, they're red states. And eight of the ten states that
receive the least and pay the most? It's too easy, *****, they're blue
states. It's not your money, assholes, it's fucking our money. What was that
Real American Value you were spouting a minute ago? Self reliance? Try this
for self reliance: buy your own fucking stop signs, assholes.

Let's talk about those values for a fucking minute. You and your Southern
values can bite my ***** because the blue states got the values over you
fucking Real Americans every day of the ***** week. Which state do you
think has the lowest divorce rate you marriage-hyping dickwads? Well? Can
you guess? It's fucking Massachusetts, the fucking center of the gay
marriage universe. Yes, that's right, the state you love to tie around the
neck of anyone to the left of Strom Thurmond has the lowest divorce rate in
the fucking nation. Think that's just some aberration? How about this: 9 of
the 10 lowest divorce rates are fucking blue states, *****, and most are
in the Northeast, where our values suck so bad. And where are the highest
divorce rates? Care to fucking guess? 10 of the top 10 are fucking red-*****
we're-so-fucking-moral states. And while Nevada is the worst, the Bible Belt
is doing its fucking part.

But two guys making out is going to fucking ruin marriage for you? Yeah?
Seems like you're ruining it pretty well on your own, you little bastards.
Oh, but that's ok because you go to church, right? I mean you do, right?
Cause we fucking get to hear about it every ***** year at election time.
Yes, we're fascinated by how you get up every Sunday morning and sing, and
then you're fucking towers of moral superiority. Yeah, that's a workable
formula. Maybe us fucking Northerners don't talk about religion as much as
you because we're not so busy sinning, hmmm? Ever think of that, you
self-righteous assholes? No, you're too busy erecting giant stone tablets of
the Ten Commandments in buildings paid for by the fucking Northeast Liberal
Elite. And who has the highest murder rates in the nation? It ain't us up
here in the North, assholes.

Well this gravy train is fucking over. Take your liberal-bashing,
federal-tax-leaching, confederate-flag-waving, holier-than-thou,
hypocritical ***** and shove it up your *****.

And no, you can't have your fucking convention in New York next time. *****
off.

www.fuckthesouth.com

***** the South. ***** 'em. We should have let them go when they wanted to
leave. But no, we had to kill half a million people so they'd stay part of
our special Union. Fighting for the right to keep slaves - yeah, those are
states we want to keep.

And now what do we get? We're the fucking Arrogant Northeast Liberal Elite?
How about this for arrogant: the South is the Real America? The Authentic
America. Really?

Cause we fucking founded this country, assholes. Those Founding Fathers you
keep going on and on about? All that ***** about what you think they
meant by the Second Amendment giving you the right to keep your assault
weapons in the glove compartment because you didn't bother to read the first
half of the fucking sentence? Who do you think those wig-wearing lacy-shirt
sporting revolutionaries were? They were fucking blue-staters, *****.
Boston? Philadelphia? New York? Hello? Think there might be a reason all the
fucking monuments are up here in our backyard?

No, No. Get the ***** out. We're not letting you visit the Liberty Bell and
fucking Plymouth Rock anymore until you get over your real American selves
and start respecting those other nine amendments. Who do you think those
fucking stripes on the flag are for? Nine are for fucking blue states. And
it would be 10 if those Vermonters had gotten their fucking Subarus together
and broken off from New York a little earlier. Get it? We started this *****,
so don't get all uppity about how real you are you Johnny-come-lately
"Oooooh I've been a state for almost a hundred years" dickheads. *****.

Arrogant? You wanna talk about us Northeasterners being fucking arrogant?
What's more American than arrogance? Hmmm? Maybe horsies? I don't think so.
Arrogance is the fucking cornerstone of what it means to be American. And I
wouldn't be so fucking arrogant if I wasn't paying for your fucking bridges,
*****.

All those Federal taxes you love to hate? It all comes from us and goes to
you, so shut up and enjoy your fucking Tennessee Valley Authority
electricity and your fancy highways that we paid for. And the next time
Florida gets hit by a hurricane you can come crying to us if you want to,
but you're the ones who built on a fucking swamp. "Let the Spanish keep it,
it's a shithole," we said, but you had to have your fucking orange juice.

The next dickwad who says, "It's your money, not the government's money" is
gonna get their ***** kicked. Nine of the ten states that get the most federal
fucking dollars and pay the least... can you guess? Go on, guess. That's
right, *****, they're red states. And eight of the ten states that
receive the least and pay the most? It's too easy, *****, they're blue
states. It's not your money, assholes, it's fucking our money. What was that
Real American Value you were spouting a minute ago? Self reliance? Try this
for self reliance: buy your own fucking stop signs, assholes.

Let's talk about those values for a fucking minute. You and your Southern
values can bite my ***** because the blue states got the values over you
fucking Real Americans every day of the ***** week. Which state do you
think has the lowest divorce rate you marriage-hyping dickwads? Well? Can
you guess? It's fucking Massachusetts, the fucking center of the gay
marriage universe. Yes, that's right, the state you love to tie around the
neck of anyone to the left of Strom Thurmond has the lowest divorce rate in
the fucking nation. Think that's just some aberration? How about this: 9 of
the 10 lowest divorce rates are fucking blue states, *****, and most are
in the Northeast, where our values suck so bad. And where are the highest
divorce rates? Care to fucking guess? 10 of the top 10 are fucking red-*****
we're-so-fucking-moral states. And while Nevada is the worst, the Bible Belt
is doing its fucking part.

But two guys making out is going to fucking ruin marriage for you? Yeah?
Seems like you're ruining it pretty well on your own, you little bastards.
Oh, but that's ok because you go to church, right? I mean you do, right?
Cause we fucking get to hear about it every ***** year at election time.
Yes, we're fascinated by how you get up every Sunday morning and sing, and
then you're fucking towers of moral superiority. Yeah, that's a workable
formula. Maybe us fucking Northerners don't talk about religion as much as
you because we're not so busy sinning, hmmm? Ever think of that, you
self-righteous assholes? No, you're too busy erecting giant stone tablets of
the Ten Commandments in buildings paid for by the fucking Northeast Liberal
Elite. And who has the highest murder rates in the nation? It ain't us up
here in the North, assholes.

Well this gravy train is fucking over. Take your liberal-bashing,
federal-tax-leaching, confederate-flag-waving, holier-than-thou,
hypocritical ***** and shove it up your *****.

And no, you can't have your fucking convention in New York next time. *****
off.

www.fuckthesouth.com

***** the South. ***** 'em. We should have let them go when they wanted to
leave. But no, we had to kill half a million people so they'd stay part of
our special Union. Fighting for the right to keep slaves - yeah, those are
states we want to keep.

And now what do we get? We're the fucking Arrogant Northeast Liberal Elite?
How about this for arrogant: the South is the Real America? The Authentic
America. Really?

Cause we fucking founded this country, assholes. Those Founding Fathers you
keep going on and on about? All that ***** about what you think they
meant by the Second Amendment giving you the right to keep your assault
weapons in the glove compartment because you didn't bother to read the first
half of the fucking sentence? Who do you think those wig-wearing lacy-shirt
sporting revolutionaries were? They were fucking blue-staters, *****.
Boston? Philadelphia? New York? Hello? Think there might be a reason all the
fucking monuments are up here in our backyard?

No, No. Get the ***** out. We're not letting you visit the Liberty Bell and
fucking Plymouth Rock anymore until you get over your real American selves
and start respecting those other nine amendments. Who do you think those
fucking stripes on the flag are for? Nine are for fucking blue states. And
it would be 10 if those Vermonters had gotten their fucking Subarus together
and broken off from New York a little earlier. Get it? We started this *****,
so don't get all uppity about how real you are you Johnny-come-lately
"Oooooh I've been a state for almost a hundred years" dickheads. *****.

Arrogant? You wanna talk about us Northeasterners being fucking arrogant?
What's more American than arrogance? Hmmm? Maybe horsies? I don't think so.
Arrogance is the fucking cornerstone of what it means to be American. And I
wouldn't be so fucking arrogant if I wasn't paying for your fucking bridges,
*****.

All those Federal taxes you love to hate? It all comes from us and goes to
you, so shut up and enjoy your fucking Tennessee Valley Authority
electricity and your fancy highways that we paid for. And the next time
Florida gets hit by a hurricane you can come crying to us if you want to,
but you're the ones who built on a fucking swamp. "Let the Spanish keep it,
it's a shithole," we said, but you had to have your fucking orange juice.

The next dickwad who says, "It's your money, not the government's money" is
gonna get their ***** kicked. Nine of the ten states that get the most federal
fucking dollars and pay the least... can you guess? Go on, guess. That's
right, *****, they're red states. And eight of the ten states that
receive the least and pay the most? It's too easy, *****, they're blue
states. It's not your money, assholes, it's fucking our money. What was that
Real American Value you were spouting a minute ago? Self reliance? Try this
for self reliance: buy your own fucking stop signs, assholes.

Let's talk about those values for a fucking minute. You and your Southern
values can bite my ***** because the blue states got the values over you
fucking Real Americans every day of the ***** week. Which state do you
think has the lowest divorce rate you marriage-hyping dickwads? Well? Can
you guess? It's fucking Massachusetts, the fucking center of the gay
marriage universe. Yes, that's right, the state you love to tie around the
neck of anyone to the left of Strom Thurmond has the lowest divorce rate in
the fucking nation. Think that's just some aberration? How about this: 9 of
the 10 lowest divorce rates are fucking blue states, *****, and most are
in the Northeast, where our values suck so bad. And where are the highest
divorce rates? Care to fucking guess? 10 of the top 10 are fucking red-*****
we're-so-fucking-moral states. And while Nevada is the worst, the Bible Belt
is doing its fucking part.

But two guys making out is going to fucking ruin marriage for you? Yeah?
Seems like you're ruining it pretty well on your own, you little bastards.
Oh, but that's ok because you go to church, right? I mean you do, right?
Cause we fucking get to hear about it every ***** year at election time.
Yes, we're fascinated by how you get up every Sunday morning and sing, and
then you're fucking towers of moral superiority. Yeah, that's a workable
formula. Maybe us fucking Northerners don't talk about religion as much as
you because we're not so busy sinning, hmmm? Ever think of that, you
self-righteous assholes? No, you're too busy erecting giant stone tablets of
the Ten Commandments in buildings paid for by the fucking Northeast Liberal
Elite. And who has the highest murder rates in the nation? It ain't us up
here in the North, assholes.

Well this gravy train is fucking over. Take your liberal-bashing,
federal-tax-leaching, confederate-flag-waving, holier-than-thou,
hypocritical ***** and shove it up your *****.

And no, you can't have your fucking convention in New York next time. *****
off.