Waste Treatments in red states pushed passed maximum capacity Tuesday night
after Junior scared the ***** out of them with repeated references to 9/11,
terrorist attacks and pending doom
There have also been wide spread reports of his loyal followers loosing
their hair, appetites, sleep and even their teeth falling out as a result of
the shear terror he was able to instill in them.
There are also rumors of entire towns in red states gone mad Tuesday night
where people stripped down to their underwear and roamed the countryside on
all fours while baying at the moon.
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