What is Krusty thankful for?

What is Krusty thankful for?

1: Mama's in the kitchen whuppin up some fantastically smell-a-licious
grub
for tomorrow. She's one sweet baby. Conservative southern girl who knows
how
to be a wife, a mother, and a butt-kickin' member of the posse if need
arises. She's got a carry permit. And she wouldn't flinch an inch at
putting
a 9mm round between your eyes if Krusty told her to.

2: Two Spawns-O-Krusty in the den playing X-Box. They hate mooslims, mud
people, sand apes, latrinos, gooks, liberals, Democrats and other assorted
vermin. Krusty and Mama Krusty are very proud of them.

3: I live in America. Considering the vagaries of fate, I could have been
born in fuckin Malaysia, Sudan, Ethiopia, Iran, France, Germany, Canada,
or
one of the many other ***** holes on this planet. God was good to his
favorite son Krusty. His Grandiose Magnificence was born in the good old
U.S. of A.

4: Four more years with George W Bush as President. The American public is
turning slowly, but surely, like a fully laden oil tanker at sea, to the
right. The elections of 2006 and 2008 will be even more lopsided in favor
of
traditional values and patriotism. (Read Republican, libbydims.)

5: We've got a lock solid conservative hold on this country for the next
twenty years. It's coming down, libby shits, It's coming down. Pucker yo'
assholes up. The next two decades ain't gonna be pretty for you.

5: Last but not least. That Krusty is so fuckin GOOD LOOKIN'!! I just
glanced in the mirror and I should be a fuckin MOVIE STAR!! The Krust is
blessed with not only brains, but also incredible *HANDSOMENESS*. He's
awesome.

Anyway. Happy Thanksgiving.

Krusty