I've never done this before -- go out publicly to thank my daddy but I'm
so very grateful, so very joyful that he sacrificed his beloved France
just to satisfy me.
So, this is a father who deserves something special at Christmas time -- a
special show of appreciation...
Daddy, thank you so very much for leaving France! You were such a terrible
embarassment, and so many talked behind my back about your behavior. I
know you can't help who you are -- and I love you for it -- but the social
malaise it created for me here was, as you know, unbearable for me.
Thank you, daddy, for going to England ... and a special thank you for
always putting on a diguise and sneaking (ha,ha!) back into France to see
me wearing those wonderful disguises. They've fooled everyone so far.
Say hello to mom and please remember to keep her warm and dry -- keep the
humidity very low in the basement (ha, ha!).
And to show my appreciation even more, I PROMISE I will stay unpregnated
through 2007 (ha, ha!), so you needn't worry.
All my undying love, gratitude, and so many thanks it brings tears to my
eyes,
Your "little spice cake" ,
Danielle
XXXXOOOO
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| Title: Re: A CHRISTMAS 'THANK YOU' TO MY DADDY |
04 Dec 2006 08:03:14 PM |
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Werewolfy wrote:
mukyuk wrote:
Also, instead of impersonating others, you should try out the handle
"bitter_old_fart"!!! I think it would suit you well....
Grins Mondo.
He actually thinks we all belief that 'Dani' is writing here..and JTEM
etc.
No, just the opposite. I expect you've finally gotten the running joke,
and recognize it for what it really is. And, I have nothing to with
JTEM.
Well, I suppose playing character roles, swapping identities and
talking to himself is that which he enjoys most.
Not doing too well right now as either a 'comedian', or a 'professional
writer' is he?
Since you're obviously the last authoritative word on what all the
other 294 subscribers here think about my creative work, we'll simply
have to accept your judgement as the Gospel.
In fact, it looks rather like he is due for some
extended therapy.
Speak for yourself, you valium/anti-depressant poppin' psycho. Oh,
that's right, you went to a doctor, supposedly, to get those
prescriptions. Or, you went on the internet and got 'em illegally,
which wouldn't surprise me at all. Wash 'em down with some booze...and
then get on the keyboard...while stroking one of your taxidermed
critters' tails.
A sad man trying to be popular.
A bipolar man who is alternately 'sad' and 'elated' and constantly
cycling between the two. Now that I found out in October I have a PFO,
a hole in my heart, and hypertension, and could be dead or crippled
at any moment, the 'sad' cycle is likely predominating. Sorry about
that -- reality sucks, doesn't it? Or, do you know about reality?
It reminds me of a very fat person
being jolly and joking about their size...whilst inwardly they are
distraught by their appearence.
I am sometimes distraught over the shitty behavior of assholes like
you, more than anything else.
Yes, Doc. I 'read' you very well. You should have learned by now not to
cross your betters.
There's nothing 'better' about you, Wolfbait, except your 'better'
ability to be more psychotic/sociopathic than the average nutcase, and
still maintain a modicum of projected 'sanity.'
Time to ignore him again I think...he hates that
most of all...;)
No one likes to be ignored, including you and your psycho gang here.
You deserve no more attention than anyone else who posts.
Now go sharpen your guillotine blade and polish your chrome-plated
sledgehammer and wait for the next poster here to get your feathers
ruffled...
Dr. Bipolar
Werewolfy
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| User: "Werewolfy" |
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| Title: Re: A CHRISTMAS 'THANK YOU' TO MY DADDY |
05 Dec 2006 06:45:37 AM |
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Dr. Bipolar wrote:
Now that I found out in October I have a PFO,
a hole in my heart, and hypertension, and could be dead or crippled
at any moment, the 'sad' cycle is likely predominating. Sorry about
that -- reality sucks, doesn't it?
Not really. Things are what they are. Oh..by the way..."Thank you for
sharing".
WhooooooooooooooHooooooooooooooooo!!
Werewolfy
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| User: "Chief Proctologist" |
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| Title: Re: A CHRISTMAS 'THANK YOU' TO MY DADDY |
05 Dec 2006 07:39:10 AM |
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"Werewolfy" <Werewolfy1@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
news:1165322737.256421.165610@16g2000cwy.googlegroups.com...
Dr. Bipolar wrote:
Now that I found out in October I have a PFO,
a hole in my heart, and hypertension, and could be dead or crippled
at any moment, the 'sad' cycle is likely predominating. Sorry about
that -- reality sucks, doesn't it?
Not really. Things are what they are. Oh..by the way..."Thank you for
sharing".
WhooooooooooooooHooooooooooooooooo!!
Werewolfy
Thank you for NOT sharing your unsucking reality. I don't think we could
bear any more of your abundant 'positiveness' about the world we live in.
Nice to give me and everyone here a brief break from your 'joyfulness'
about your daughter's mental state, or your 'elation' about how young
English girls' look and act these days, or your 'happiness' about
America's state of being, or numerous other expressions of how 'wonderful'
life is...why, yes, things are what they are, and you must be 'right' --
reality doesn't 'really' suck, does it? It just unsucks. ROFL!!!
But, you know, I can see you're finally trying to find the long-repressed
'inner child' within which is a major key to being more creative,
spontaneous, interesting...your baying at the moon shows some promise.
Perhaps, if this trend continues in your behavior, we might actually have
a post or two from you that doesn't bore the living ***** outta' us.
I have a hole in my heart but you have a hole in your soul and another in
your brain. Finding the 'inner child' can plug your holes. More displays
of 'puerile' behavior from you is just what the, uh, doctor ordered. LOL!
Yippeeeeeee, yippy, yaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAA! ! Hula bula! Mammy!
D.
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| User: "Werewolfy" |
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| Title: Re: A CHRISTMAS 'THANK YOU' TO MY DADDY |
05 Dec 2006 09:19:50 AM |
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Chief Proctologist wrote:
"I have a hole in my heart...."
How..distressing. Tell me, is it a great big hole? Are you really,
really ill? Does it hurt a lot?
Make someone happy for once.
Werewolfy
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| User: "Docrodile" |
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| Title: Re: A CHRISTMAS 'THANK YOU' TO MY DADDY |
05 Dec 2006 09:50:10 AM |
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"Werewolfy" <Werewolfy1@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
news:1165331990.772539.217720@79g2000cws.googlegroups.com...
Make someone happy for once.
Werewolfy
Gee...someone...who would that be? Certainly not you... you've never been
happy once in your miserable life. .
Doc
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| User: "00:00:00Hg" |
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| Title: Re: A CHRISTMAS 'THANK YOU' TO MY DADDY |
05 Dec 2006 12:35:23 PM |
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On Tue, 05 Dec 2006 05:39:10 -0800, Chief Proctologist wrote:
Thank you for NOT sharing your unsucking reality.
Something you'd hear on American Idol.
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