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A quick snapshot of the Earth - pre exodus - by a top level psychic |
Subject: A quick snapshot of the Earth - pre exodus - by a top level
psychic
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A quick snapshot of the Earth - pre exodus - by a top level psychic
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i should have said
superpower level psychic but
th term is used overmuch
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loading psychic aids:
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Frigidaires
'Nowhere Man'
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funny psychic blog
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hi tetraplegia
havent quite got a handle on
how far forward u are but
i'm gettin yr transmissions
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bastards are still
it;s too damaginbg t our economies
to try and fix global warming
if th bastards knew
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th real cost
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transporting
five billion humans off th planet
a crash survival campaign
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i've seen th pictures
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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 09:32:11]
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Massive Attack
'Protection'
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with most of us livin in orbit and
still clingin to our mudball
to feed most of us but
those storms man
***** that;s gorgeous
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getting visions of
th exodus
and post exodus
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damn
it;s within 20 yrs
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if they thought puttin co2 scrubbers
in th coal stacks was expensive
this makes their defense budget look like
small potatos
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damn
i thought it would be th threat
of a large meteor
that would get uss off our arse
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ytackina t th galactic council
about wot dragged ourt species
off of our
particular mudball named
earth
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needs a name change
u think a zillion other species
havent named their chunk of rock
dirt
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embarrassing as
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still
it sounds better than
we left th earth casue
our females
wanted to have nbetter lookinbreasts
i knwo th fuckin truth
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even got a fair idea
of th name of th first
mega *****
to settle in space
so she look better
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i spent part of last night
readin
spaceship crash lists
we do lose th odd celebrity
to th stars dont we
bit liek th history of airplanes
who else could afford to fly
so many miles
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should of used psychci pilots
rely too much on technology
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mechanised psychic
readings and
casts are
way up in yr time dfear and
us humans still betetr at ut
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her english is terroble
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got even more
foreign language words in it
than it does now
it;s a glommie language
unliek french
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yr insularity
will damn near kill yr language
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Kevin Bloody Wilson
'That Fucking Cat's Back'
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i was pissed and disorderly last friday night - first lyric
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i'm not up fr
colonising th moon
rather sleep in freefall
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but there's always some
humans
wanna live anywhere
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i'm thinkin th prison colony i see
is a bad joke on my australian heritage but
i know better
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it's in our cultural heritage
i'm sorry
we be takin prisoners
to work th mines
in space
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Gorillaz
'DARE'
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fuckin dangerous
workin th edges of
th asteroid belt
reduces their sentence
doin somethin usefull for humanity
some of course
will never come home
where is home ?
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th prison
on th dark side of th moon
got a far worse name than
abu graib ior
guantonamo bay
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course
all th real psychics know
guantanamo bay prison
wiped out in th big
hurricane season of
2007
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not enough left of cuba to
rebuild
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***** man i';m hopin it;s not
this yr
on sep 23
it is coming
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i studied th
1998 hurricane season last night
searchin fr clues
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i havent got it;s track yet
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Flying Lizards
'the best things in life are fr'
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wanderin free
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being a
unicycle balance zen master i
detect th
weathers balance is
goin over th edge
***** it goes down fast
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if th
gulf stream
has slowed
twenty percent already
britains nxt ice age
a lot sooner than she thinks
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we missed autumn
down here in th
southern hemisphere
ths yr
in 2007
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still so warm
a week out frm winter
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so warm it
after nine am and
i'm still sittin around naked and
cross legged in front of th pc
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Robin Trower
'Night'
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"opposite of night"
and kim from th nine am show
not wearin th same dress
as kerry anne kennerly
today
like yesterday
that was funny as
wouldnt tell kim online
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looked better on kim
a personal opinion
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so loud
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they cant
th rich that is
just go into space and leave us here
they rely on us
much more than they thnk
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weird
i get japan's birthrate will
go past 2.7
within fifty yrs
they in decline at th moment
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no room to expand
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fr a while
i thought oz
would sell em
a city space
up north
but i think that's actually
a combined space facility
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with a ci
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The Who
'Magic Bus'
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ty grwon around it
cmon man
ya htink we signed a defense contract
with japan
caus ef u cunts
was for th space vehicles
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i preferr honda's version but
i'm biassed
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i did design their outer skins
well
stoel th idea from th future
steel reinforced
clays
a truly strong ceramic hull
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i dunno though
i was th ***** who
put wire in th clay
in a steel furnace
first
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wanted my pottery ocarinas to sound better
u know
didnt improve th tonal qualities but
if ya drop it on concrete
it dont break
yin and yang
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go hard
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?
'?'
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it;s black magic woman
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i cant understand why
th afp
australia;s federal police
didnt get my
travel warning on indonesia
we tried hard man
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a damn shame
so close
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they'll never listen
will they tetraplegia
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if th feds had just
not thrown my
warning email in th looney bin
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danced on th head of a pin for weeks afterwards
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still recovering
psychic shock
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i took th contract
psychic contract
to kill those
opposite hippies
with my stndard
sevend ay before htey die contract
we emailed to
an indonesian diplomat
hey
didnt we lose an aussie diplomat with those two senior feds
ah well
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more drugs over here:
..
..
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playin cassandra is
well it fuckin sucks
..
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i confused em
i put a travel warning on indonesia
for th yr
7 day sbefor eher capital was
two thirds underwater
afte that came to pass
i waited two da
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Pink Flloyd
'Comfortably Numb'
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ys
and emailed
said feds
warnin still current for u guys mate but
alas
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a month later
two of th senior ones were dead
not often th
oracle of kuta
emails th feds
they didnt get it
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that garuda crash disaster
will undo all my hard work
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its already killed my karma fixup
th smiles on dials deal
a street entertainer
on a modified suspension unicycle
th lst
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th local cops went spare
oh dear
i'm above th radar
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well
bein psychic i
already named my female replacement
kuta lady
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typcial
th blackhearted bastards are
concerned her nice tits
maybe not dso as god a job
for oz
i think otherwise
but she still got nice tits
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if my effectiveness is at an end
we'll be relying on her
psychic gift
to tell us when th meteor strikes
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i just
wont be under th fucker
too psychic for that
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i'm burning out
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nearly six yrs
a ve=teran of a thousand psychix wars
didnt we give th islamic terrorists hell
course
most no nuthin about it
top secret
so we did it
in th open in a newsgroup
fuckin funny
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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 10:08:28]
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?
'?'
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the motorcycle song
by arlo guthrie
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yeah it is funny song
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one of us is psychic
oh
i a proved psychic
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just honing my gift
whiel i
still on my feet
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th souther hemisphere is gettin
awfully mild
we're gettin less
big storms and
cyclones
hurricanes to u
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too much eat
int h northern hemisphere
that too simpel fo
[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 10:10:51]
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Contours
'Now That I Can Dance'
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that not wot it;s called
global warming
they blame it
on
CO2
fuckin idiots
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heat pollution
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they have no
ice cap in summer soon
no more
north pole u can
stand on
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no land there
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meanwhile
we liv eonth
biggest iusland int h world
a little more water
lappin up our
mountain chain
not all that worrying
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general consensus of
inland aussies is
if u live on th beach and it swallows u
so
u knwo th risks
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sucks that
old joe bjelke
was so visionary
that fuckin spaceport he wanted to build
***** man
even i was against it
too early
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Rolling Stones
'Paint It Black'
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our state premier
lifted us
out of th dark ages
he was in charge so long
we thought we lived in a dictatorship
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isnt this a monarchy ?
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no representative
even lands here
often enough to
stir th passions
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even in th age of
super fast jets
we get vistied about as often
as
th old ***** in th nursing home
not much direction
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yeah we;re prety slack
we didnt vote th queen of autralia out
neither has britain
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***** wont even put her princes here anymore
to harden em
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yr makin a grave mistake with harry
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he a far bigger problem
than wot his motehr ever was
hasnt reared its ugly head yet
it will
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Blink-182
'Blink-182 - Dammit'
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yr future
reads pretty rosy harry
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william be stuck in th mud
well on th mud
stayin with his ppl
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till th last have left
old glory
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old phillip
he see th
25 thousand mile lng
space ships
for th human space navy as
necessary
th biggest carriers man
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wot th ***** do they attack
it so big
blocks other ppl's
stars
frm their hoem planets
space is big
if ya wanna impress and
scare ***** out of th natives wot
it costs
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but ht ship builds itself
a warship it
eats everythi
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Gorillaz
'DARE'
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they call it th shark class
it eats everything
th mouth ont h beast
is designed to take in mass
at over light speed
i flew down th
convuloted interior
th snake shape
"a helix"
thnk u
so long till
th bottom
th spill chamber anbd
examination of th wreckage
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some ships though
seemto have th wrekcag etrap
ont hsoutsid eof th ship
weird
have more trouble seein them
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th warship only goes where
we dont have friends
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it constantly building and
it cheaper to reclaim
refined metals than
ores
we eat either
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liek i said
space is big
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th warship
city of brizvegas
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***** man
i seen
25 million human souls
in on
super city
ins pace
and it;s th warship
and it still
mostly empty space
wot do u attack pudknocker
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and lit like a xmas tree
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so bright
when it blocks their sun it
replaces it;s light
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u still see
on yr hoemworld
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Metallica
'Metallica - Battery'
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if i looksclosely
i can see some batteries
it;s true
that have been wiped out
th rebuildin goin on all th time
that batle must of ben big
a thousand k;s scorched
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thligths not workin there
spoilint hships
movin
orca pattern
pretty
it not tryin to hide
huge black and white
leviathan of th deep
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i know th pirate raft
a conglomeration of
seven billion humans
grows to
115 thosuand kilometres long
never stops
ever
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if it gets near a solar system
it plays merry hell
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but brizvegas
stops
when menacing new species
ok then
wot did u do to our brothers
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some fuckknuckle
wanderin in
to a solarsystem
with his blinkers wide shut
no one at th helm
huge cicvilisation and
antagonistic
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so bad
th man called in th pirate raft
waftin out ast th pouter planets and
knickin a few on th way
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if they dotn have star drives yet
go tto killeverything
history teache sus
if welet even th smalelsamoutn survive
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The Kinks
'Autumn Almanac'
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they will return
in numbers
our human history
tell us this
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all thos ecity;s
wipin each other out
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th man
makes makes sure
we dont do it again
out in free space but
some always go rogue
cityies in space
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bigger than james blish saw them
i think
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th size of th things man
still blows my mind
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why hans tmy car
go ta huge pictur eof a dead body on it
my cigareete packet got
gruesome
deadthly picies on it
and wot about my spirits bottle
should have a dead ***** on it
our worst drug
kilsl th most
hmm
its legal
crazy world
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A Perfect Circle
'The Nurse who Loved Me'
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oh we're back
a perfect circle
back in now
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wot i can see of it
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so overlaid
th forever eyes
my vision goes for eevr and
still stuck in puberty
how long till they twig tetraplegia ?
soem time yet
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i'm 45
i shouldnt still get bleu balls
from sittin inth same room as a fertile woman
oh
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my little brother now tellin ppl
i stuck in teenage
explains thats why
i jupm into skatebowls
on a unicycle
in my nmid fourties
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but he;s aging
and it hurts
watching him age
cause we both know
th truth
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i got a fifty yr old face and
an eighteen yr old body
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even my doctor
sayin a few words
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th secret to long life is
in th testicles
th triggers that
keep u in puberty
james blishes
anti agathic drugs
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The Kinks
'You Really Got Me'
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they dont get many blood samples
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they;re a slim chance
th hakf dutch
low flying
unicycle man
may become th real
flying dutchman
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in space
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they say my condition is unique
and agree tat i'm allergic to girls
so close to receiving th full pension
although th concessions have started
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disabled
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cant drink in a pub
cant smoke
female pheremones
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Limp Bizkit
'My Way Or The Highway'
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are my achilles heel
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under th terms of th wikipedia;s version of wot
constitutes a superpower
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could a single man
ever meet those terms
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takes three hundred million of u peasants
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like mcnammara said
i willingly
sacrifice a hundrd thousand
twice so far
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i'd drop
half th population of th earth
to get us
safely out there
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willingly start
a third world war
for th techonology it brings
i'm not alone
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i can read history
both ways
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it;s hwne
ya come across a country
floatin out there in space
and not a planet
is when yr psychic mind
thinks it;s takin leave of it;s senses
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A Perfect Circle
'Rose'
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it is beautiful
china
in space
though i was thinkin
japan
yeah she'll fly cities but
she'll fly a country too
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a huge space ship
it doesnt neter
pissy little solar systems
soalr systems are fr raping
and lookin at th pretty ones
closest approach is
parsecs away
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th mining vessels arrive
ths sharks
first
push comes to shove
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trade between city states and
country states and
megalopis's
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how wany different sizes of
spaceship
ya got flyin
out there
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oh dear
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something with
a trillion human species
sailin thru
empty space
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Metallica
'Metallica - Master Of Puppets'
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liek th puppet masters
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nivens
solar explosion survvivors
these ppl
not lookin for places to set down on
u think too small
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damn we;re a rapacious species
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and our females go tbeter lookin tits
ya gota keeep em happy
other wis eth btiches ownt ***** us
wot are ya gunna do
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make sure th ***** stays skinny
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i could leave u and
feed two skinny btiches and
have still some left over
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think's her vagina is special
turn around girl
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half a trillion just like it
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and i can be bohered
flyina ;little further afiled
gazillions more
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she still young
all young girls think its a special thing
when ya pass four hundred yrs old
u laugh at all young women
no
ya still ***** em
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course ya have to stay in puberty ya dense *****
yr gondas
why u alive
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puberty blues forever
or die
its an easy choice
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some preferr to die
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"some dont get a choice"
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if ya travellin in my spaceship
ya travel by my ruels or
u travel in th hold
hermetically sealed frm th rst of th ship
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some of th contracts
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paulie's rules
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this is my home
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u dont think big enough *****
or long enough
..
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..
pirate jenny
"black"
'the land surfer"
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p.s.
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Smashing Pumpkins
'1979'
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pls accept these
penis enlargement emails back
with a little added extra
i already got a big *****
fortunately
i'm currently celibate
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Bjork
'Violently Happy'
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runs in th family
well
drips...
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