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Abu Ghraib MPs protest negative public image.
Abu Ghraib, Iraq .... US Military Police officers today expressed deep
frustration over the casual stereotyping in the media of the personnel
involved in abuses at Abu Ghraib prison as sick, brutal psychopaths.
This followed the sentencing of about a dozen US military wardens
convicted for their involvement in the scandal to a year's jail at Abu
Ghraib itself, during which they themselves were abused by another
dozen or so wardens.
"As a sick, brutal military policeman myself, I feel hurt and
distressed by the negative portrayal of my profession in some of the
pinko-liberal media," said Corporal Susan London, 31, from Hunkydowee,
Alabama, stationed at Abu Ghraib since the invasion. "We are Americans
- none of us should have to live with this stereotyping and
ignorance."
She then began screaming and kicking a gagged and blindfolded Iraqi
nearby. "It hurts that in this supposedly enlightened day and age,
people still make assumptions about other people like that," London
said, as she slowly inserted her truncheon into his anal orifice.
"This is the 21st Century - we should not rely on simple
generalizations. Each crazed military policeman is an individual, a
person with feelings."
Another Abu Ghraib warden, Private First Class Chip 'Crusher' Jones,
29, said that he himself has often been unfairly stereotyped. "Anytime
I approach an Iraqi prisoner with a bit of electric wiring and a
wooden club, he just blindly assumes I'm going to harm him," he said.
"That really hurts my feelings."
"Yes, I sometimes do crack their skulls and force prisoners to perform
fellatio n the name of law and order," he noted. "But there is so much
more to me."
"I walk into a supermarket with someone's blood and teeth on my
trucheon and people immediately jump to conclusions," Jones said. "We
are victims of prejudice, and this can be very hurtful and
frustrating," he said weeping while sharpening his blood-stained
hunting knife.
"People forget that we are professionals, here to bring freedom to
Iraq and we take great pride in our work," said Corporal Jim Kickasz,
32. Kickasz gained worldwide fame when international news agencies
beamed pictures of him fondling the buttocks of a human pile of half
a dozen abused Iraqi prisoners. "We have brought international
recognition to the War On Terror in Iraq. And what do we get for it?
Bad PR."
According to Abu Ghraib Commanding Officer James Sikfack, stereotypes
against depraved, psychopathic military policemen don't work because
they don't take into account the vast diversity of professional
experience and expert skills among them. "There are so many different
kinds of depraved, psychopathic military policemen. Each of us has our
own unique reasons and motivations for the different and varied tasks
we do. Some like cutting flesh. Some like experimenting with
electricity. Others just like the brisk aerobic exercise from giving
some stupid Iraqi a good beating."
"And others just like to watch," Sikfack added. "Some like to see the
sight of blood, others like anuses. I personally like to see their
eyes bulge and hear the gurgle in their throats as I ram my baton down
their windpipes."
Lickasz stressed the importance of understanding and celebrating these
different professional skills and expertise in the US Military Police.
"All the different people of the world have something special to offer
to each other," he said. "Our diversity is our greatest strength.
Let's not make a weakness out of that strength."
To emphasize his point, Lickasz lobbed a grenade into a nearby jail
cell, injuring nine.
"I'm proud to be a brutal, violent military policeman, obviously," he
said as the smoke cleared. "But, remember, I'm a professional first.
So eat this, you stinking towel-head!" he declared, as he rammed the
butt of his automatic rifle into a nearby Iraqi's face.
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