ah yeah gday
+++
somebody drowned th mullbowl
bear with me
+++
ready mr music
massive attack
'radiation ruling the nation'
+++
i am not
clearing a bmx track
on my unicycle today jennifer
no way on marees birthday
"but"
now way
went over a mountain on a unicycle on her birthday
and yesterday
finally cleared th
skate bowl
big wall
up and over
and down and over
th combing
on morticia's birthday
pick another ex girlfriends birthday
or better still
none of em
"that's not entirely my fault"
she's not gettin two
of my mile stones
"kuta"
+++
now that i can
jump th combing
and drop in
in a skate bowl
i say to you
yur a fuckin girl
ridin yur safety bicycle
get a big black dog up ya
+++
"not cutting up a bicycle today"
"to make a man's bike"
no babe
we'll do that with our nephew
i dont wanna birth another unicycle on maree's birthday
"but we'll ride that wheel sometime today"
probly
she sufferin
+++
'balance has bren restored"
oh good
+++
why th typo
"threw bren's phone number away yesterday"
she doesnt use that name
or th full version pfit anyway
weird really
goin out with two chicks
at th same time
and all three of us had a little silver hatch
car
and both th girls
NEVER
used their real names
morticia or dianna
and sabrina
+++
a perfect circle
'renholder'
+++
fuc th umlaut
+++
look maree
i'll cop to it
we had our
honeymoon
in a holden panel van
just makes me sick
a fuckin holden
"married her on a harley to led zeppelin"
six foot one and ahalf
redhead
drove a mini
a bouncer at th local
country club
i'll try and think nice thoughts of you on this day
+++
smashing pumpkins
'rat in a cage'
+++
"th coincidences keep comin muz"
and th psychic visions
"but dont worry"
"We got so much fuckin support"
"We can see ourselves livin at least another whole year"
+++
actually we do get some support
it just aint bigger financial
+++
th car registration can lapse jenny
after finally clearin th high wall
at th skate bowl
i dont fuckin care
barbie girl and kuta lady will make sure
you get your pain killin drugs
"speakin of which"
"i'm still half asleep man"
..
..
..
+++
the black eyed peas
'hands up'
+++
now stretch
+++
and breathe out
+++
"uncle genie hasnt"
"been talkin to most naybody"
we got his first name as our second name
"i'll stick with uncle jenny"
litle fella can probly live with that one
"well his uncle can drop in"
"and th whole skate bowl goes"
'gasp"
+++
fuckin good feelin
not today ok
sore legs and
not on this day
"k"
+++
"one day"
"we repeat our ride over mt coot-tha on this day"
cant afford to do it this day
"one year"
+++
afroman
'she wont let me *****'
+++
"i downloaded this song for you kuta lady"
"thank you for those shorts"
"on my birthday last 23 september"
why you celebrate yur birthday today jenny ?
"my jennifer unicycle's birthday"
"it copped a sexchange onthis date"
all kinda makes some sense
maree was a butch lesbian beat up th boys and make em cry
"she married me"
ya didnt have th sex change
+++
"girls right to change her mind"
+++
help me kuta lady
+++
"she wont show me her tits"
"she finaly become sensitive to it"
just blue balls babe
pack me another cone
and ya can
continue yur coffee klatch
with barbie girl and you
and
"me"
+++
"the mountain of kuta"
"i cant afford to come up today"
"and look at my tag on th mountain"
"how i rode over you"
"this day"
26 september
"a couple of weeks before kuta beach bombings"
cops'll find that tag one day
and remove it
"cops are dumb"
"i rode over th whole thing"
"th record means nuthin"
it's dated that tag
"so"
"happened all th same"
+++
do re mi
'racing to zero'
+++
"27 inch unicycle too big"
"for comin down th far side"
"without brakes"
i trial fitted brakes
it works
"and when can we afford to do it man ?"
well...
th 24 would cruise over th whoel thing
lower gearing
"ya mean my knees wouldnt go rubber"
"after goin past channel ten again"
that was a nasty fall
"no legs"
+++
and no marijuana to
calm th blue balls down
"or after it as i recall"
we wont do that agin
+++
machine gun fellatio
'my ex girlfriend's boyfriend'
+++
think she's with a boy ?
"yeah right"
"last time i spoke to er"
"she had a"
"partner"
"waddya reckon"
<<<smile>>>
+++
why is it always th redheads jenny ?
feral sheryll wanted you to have th sexchange
she was a redhead too
"my quirk i think"
i dunno
+++
U2
'pride'(in the name of love)
+++
"feral sheryll a mad irish redhead"
she says irish
she a kiwi
"staunch oirish"
"nah leave it"
+++
bloody windows
+++
"see into th future maybe"
shutup you
+++
makes too many comments
+++
you like kuta lady gave you those clothes on yur
offical birthday jenny
"***** yeah"
little wizard shorts
"girls shorts"
"for me to go singin in th fortitude valley after midnight again"
yur bent
"i'm uncle jenny"
"ask my nephew"
"she didnt know it was my birthday"
"kuta lady real psychic"
+++
do re mi
'man overbaord'
+++
media player
likin do re mi today
+++
"it had a thing for led zeppelin th other day"
weird
+++
"this is where we'll see th signal"
well...
maybe
i'd never heard of a place
called kuta beach
black boy/girl in australia
we dont go on holidays overseas
"why we shared isnt it ?
and
"and nuthin"
"tripled my dope usage"
"to numb th testicles"
"before th london bombings"
"one person listen ?"
not accordin to th telly
"dont watch th fucker"
"it aint reality"
ya tried to tell em jenny
left tracks
+++
do re mi
'cuttlefish beach'
+++
stop it
+++
"seven days before bombing"
"i declared war on england"
"in shakespeare newsgroup"
"and i'm aboriginal witchdoctor"
"takes sevend days for bone to work"
"is how i predict future fuckheads"
bout th time they downgraded their security levels as i recall
"poms real bright"
no-one learned anythin from kuta beach babe
+++
"i did it all public"
"hey i'm a psychic"
"paul mc cartney gunna die on this"
"specific date"
"in a paul mc cartney newsgroup"
"one day after that date"
"he announces he gunna have a new baby"
"fuckin dateline fucks me up"
"they dont get it paulie"
keep swingin
they all in loive with nostradamus
they so mcuh cleverer than us in th past and
course
ya cant ask him any questions
+++
powderfinger
'passenger'
+++
"much easier then"
"just change translation"
dont fuckin translate my
psychic visions
you'll lose em
+++
"four years so far and counting"
"i'm a real super psychic"
"could have saved so many lives"
"i screamed on th net"
"in th underground"
"not predictin large scale death no more"
"i return in six months"
"on december 25"
"what happened december 26 ?"
fuckin tsunamis took out indonesia
it's in th record jenny
"four years paulie"
"painful way to live"
just all coincidence
and
course
most just make comment on
ravings and
even if they believe
never gets further than their lounge room
+++
led zeppelin
'dazed and confused'
+++
"i'm not as confused as i should be'
+++
lots of ppl talkin
few of them know
+++
every human being thinks they know
truth
most
are wrong
+++
"i go to talk to somebody what happens ?"
empath
they not listen
tell YOU
and ya got boori hair
and look caramel
and in oz
judge instantly
+++
just another mad coon
"on th drugs"
life's unbearable without em
and
they help to get us up on th unicycle
and twenty mintues after ridin it
all numb down under
"good as"
+++
"i'll beat you yet"
"i beat kuta"
"rode over th whole fuckin thing"
they dont even know that
"tv journos drive over it every day on way to work"
tv journos maybe as smart as white doctors hey
+++
big letters man
doesnt freak you
kuta writen twice on road
in white spray paint
two weeks before kuta beach bombings
on mountain of kuta
cant help you if yur blind
"we dated it on th road"
we did
it's still there
"still invisible"
not forever
it really happened
+++
tenacious d
'***** her gently'
+++
just bash yur head against th wall
+++
"what good bein an invisible oracle ?"
funny
been invisible so long
become massive joke
+++
a bank stole off me
july one
just gone
i writ ein newsgroup
last time i whinged about this
sevend days afte rbank
steal me blind
twin trade towers collapse
on seventh day
listen to me
bank clip me
july one
commonwealth bank
listen to me
seven days and
gunna be bad
"but no"
+++
uncle jenny
'too slow'
+++
is real
jenny real
jenny REAL super psychic
"wanna kill myself"
"dumb human beings"
"i try to help YOU"
"pls help me"
+++
..
..
..
uncle jenny
+++
p.s.
bash bash bash
on th door of reason
i can prove psychic world real
every day
no-one cares
yur physics is well wrong
doesnt explain
"me"
+++
bill hicks
'your children arent special'
+++
"my children are special"
+++
"my gift i pass"
"fucked as it is"
+++
i got one son hidden
i dont where he is
oz governemnt
helped his mother
steal him away
"he stolen generation"
black man cant fight a white woman for custody in oz court
"you have th wizard's son"
"you will pay *****"
"you will pay"
+++
"there's one star"
+++
system of a down
'science'
+++
"there's one star"
"out there"
"i wanna go investigate"
"it's 81 light years away"
"i'll be right about that too"
if ya ever see us
"one day"
+++
i talk to th future
th present is too stupid
and i leave a
record
of how i
tuned th gift
and made it cough th future
you probly wont have my magic testicles
that ache every day
"super sensitive"
but ya may be psyhcic
and ya have to try
"to warn"
ya have to be bigger than yur personal experience
one day
a sensitive like me
will tell ya
seven days from now
i see huge waves
round whole rim of pacific
a meteor maybe
or a dirty big rock
we not alone in universe
and we save
millions of lives
or maybe
we just have another
premonition in a newsgroup server
to point back at
and go
ya fuckin idiots
stop talkin to me
i dont listen to you
no point
that wont save anybody's life
+++
on a personal level
i hope it's before i die
hey i'm human
well msotly
bit of a mutant ya know
history says
i can be right
and not be noticed till
a hundred years after my death
fair enough
one day
my page in history
says
better than nostradamus
gave dates
within one day anyway
whiel literally thousands
hung on every word
"of nostradamus"
i'll get my respect
even if it's posthumous
i'm real
+++
"when we're"
"past"
"and maybe not so hard to deal with"
sore nuts *****
"here's some pot and a unicycle"
"girls are lousy at lookin after testicles"
gift does some things right
i find what i need
+++
"ya dropped both my girlfriends ya *****"
th sex went under
one day in two
more days in pain
than in pleasure
jenny might be dominant personailty
but if she runs out of drugs
and cant ride her wheel
ah yeah gday
yur both fuckin dropped
not playin favourites
i got pot and a unicycle
i'll wait it out
+++
cake
'i will survive'
+++
"and i'll probably see th next major disaster"
"looming over th horizon"
"and you'll probly"
"not pass a word along or"
"or just have a futter on th stock market on th strength of it"
"dealin with humans after all"
"none of that money will help you"
"if a dirty big rock lands in th pacific"
"and you just wanna profit off me"
"wrong usage"
"and umm"
"i'll be in th right place"
'to survive"
+++
"pack me another bong paulie"
"i'm gunna have a day of giggles at dumb humans"
four years of throwin predictions netward
one day
they'll throw nostradamus's books in th bin
and see
truth
"nah, we'll be long dead"
"and they all still berunnin round depleted earth"
"behavin like three year olds"
+++
do re mi
'after the volcano'
+++
"if there is a next time"
"she singin"
"there will bee"
"and i'l pop up again"
"ok"
'i wrote this "
"and this"
"raveda about th underground a coupel days before hand"
"and even posted my"
"too much magic bus page"
"oh well"
"you had plenty of fucking warning"
"i told ya so"
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